Like the reactions I got to this so gonna continue. Review. Hopefully Lemons later, maybe maybe not. But there will be some perverse stuff, maybe not super fetishy...and I am babbling. Onto the chapter.
"Is he okay?"
Marco hoped beyond hope that he was dead.
"I think he's coming around."
OR that what he thought he just heard was a bad dream.
"Put his head in some boiling water that should wake him up." A high pitched voice slurred through a pair of fangs. It sounded similar to Janna.
"Okay now I know for a fact that you're my kid." Janna said, "The hat was a good start but that cinches it. My mom taught me that."
"Janna are all of your family members insane or is it just you?"
"I'm pretty sure it's genetic."
"We aren't putting Marcos head in any boiling water."
"Yeah we aren't putting Daddies head in any water." Marcos eyes popped open and he sat up straight and looked wildly around the room. He was wrong, so very very very very very very wrong. The kids were still there. And so were the girls. Including Heckapoo who he had not seen for a while. He hadn't seen her since the night that him and the other girls had too much to drink and had gone to her dimension and she had given them some sort of crazy juice and then it all turned into a blur but...
"WAIT! WAIT! WAIT! WAIT!" Marco shouted at the people who had just clambered into his room seemingly from the future. "I'M A DAD!" He shouted pointing at the people from the future. He then turned to the four girls "YOU GUYS ARE PREGNANT!"
"Marco I didn't want you to find out this way." Jackie said nervously rubbing her arm and shoulder. "Frankly I am pretty shocked to."
"Maybe you were so shocked that you lost the baby." Janna said darkly. She then turned and looked at the girl in the tutu. She stared at her for a few seconds before shaking her head.
"Nope still there."
"Okay first of all she's not their child. I'm their child." The boy spoke up first and pushed the short pigtailed girl behind him as if to protect her. "That's his and Star's child."
"You know how our parents feel about you using their first names." The girl with the horns spoke chidingly to the boy. He merely rolled his eyes in annoyance.
"I think we got off on the wrong foot-"
"Clearly." Marco deadpanned.
"But the four of us are your children. From the future. Maybe it would help if we introduced ourselves. I will go first." He cleared his throat and straightened his back and squared his shoulders. Jackie inwardly groaned. Her possible-future-kid-but-she-wasn't-entirely-sure-it-was-her-future-kid-because-she-had-no-idea-what-was-going-on-and-she-was-pregnant-and-oh-god-why-was-this-happening-to-her? was acting like a total dweeb! Although remarkably similar to Marco in his mannerisms.
"My name is Thomas, Thomas Lynn Jack Lynn-Thomas-Diaz."
"Wait." Star said holding up her hand. She then turned to Jackie who was staring into space as if she had just seen a ghost, or at least her future child. Star gleefully bit her bottom lip before she chewed on the top of her wand for a few seconds. "Did you really just rearrange your name and give it to your kid? Because that is honestly the funniest thing I have ever heard!"
"You cannot possibly be that unimaginative." Heckapoo scolded Jackie.
"She can be as imaginative or unimaginative with our kids name as she wants!" Marco responded coming to Jackie's rescue. She just continued to stare off into space.
"I can't believe that this is happening." She said to herself and touched her seashell necklace. Thomas seemed to take that as a sign to continue. He cleared his throat and took out a small piece of paper.
"Okay so Mom. Dad. Other moms/guardians. My name is Thomas Lynn Jack Lynn-Thomas-Diaz.I am fourteen years old and the oldest out of everyone here. I like to ride things, bikes, skateboards, horses, you name it. Also I am the son of Marco Diaz and Jackie Lynn-Thomas." He finished and stepped back.
"You are all being very patient." Janna remarked upon. The girl with the horns and the self-satisfied smirk stepped forward.
"We agreed that we would go in shifts. And wait patiently." She said the last few words to the bouncing bundle of golden pigtailed hair who was eagerly hovering over her shoulder. "My name is Geckipee. My parents are Marco Diaz and Heckapoo, and I am the second oldest by just under a few minutes." She glared at Thomas who made a face back.
"Interests? Traveling I suppose. Mama takes me to a ton of places for work. Also I can do magic, unlike the full bloodied mortals." She then stepped back and bowed.
"Wait a second Geckipee?" Marco said looking at Heckapoo. She touched her lips and just stared at the younger kid.
"It is a family name."
"Geckipee?"
"I go by GP for short." The girl said. Heckapoo's flame over her head flared sharply turning from red and orange to a bright angry white.
"Oh no way am I allowing that young lady! That is a family name! You don't just shorten that!"
"Oh wow. You have always been a mom." GP said snidely, Heckapoo blushed and her flame flared down. She sat back down on her haunches and gazed at the floor.
The girl with Jannas hat stepped forward with a nonchalant wave. Her hands still in her army jacket.
"And then there is I the all amazing Jane. Marco is my Dad. Janna is my Mom. I mean obviously." She said gesturing to her hat. "Where else would I get my killer attitude. Or my total lack of interest in Thomas's nerd game with listing my interests."
"Can it Jane." Thomas spat at his younger sister.
"Don't talk to your little sister like that young man." Janna said before chortling. "You know this parenting thing seems fun. Get to boss around little kids...I mean start to enjoy this."
"You should be way more freaked out...but it fits that you're not." Marco said looking Janna up and down. She merely grinned widely and wickedly at her baby daddy.
"And then there's-"Jane was toppled over from behind by the tutu wearing girl who had the wand.
"THEN THERE'S ME! My name is Sol Butterfly-Diaz! I am the youngest child of you deviant polygamists! Star Butterfly Diaz is my mommy, Marco Diaz nee Butterfly nee Lynn-Thomas nee Ordonia nee whatever is my daddy! And of course future queen of Mewni!" She spun in a tight circle and waved her wand above her head creating a small rainbow that quickly caught fire to the surrounding curtains. Marco yelped and jumped up to bat them out before they spread to the rest of the room.
"Whoa." Star said touching her belly "I just understood all of the things my mom has ever said to me. All of them. So this is what sick to your stomach feels like."
"Here you go." Heckapoo said passing Star the wastebasket that she had been using. Star took it thanked her and promptly vomited into it.
"From what I remember you guys telling us lemons helped you with the morning sickness." Sol said tapping her chin with her wand. Thomas quickly covered the shorter girls mouth and grinned nervously at them. He breathed out a sigh of relief after a few seconds.
"Good we didn't disappear."
"That was a concern?" Marco shouted nervously. He felt his eyes travel from the four perfect strangers in front of him to the four girls navels. Suddenly he wanted to wrap them in bubble wrap and hide them away in a tower or something.
"Well time travel you know? Can't give away too much." Thomas said glaring at the girls. "No matter what or how much we might want to give away." GP rolled her eyes and Jane flapped her hand in front of her mouth to mock him.
"Why are you all here anyway?" Marco said crossing his arms. "This all seems sort of...strange."
"It's for a great cause!" Sol shouted excitedly "You see we're here because we have to-mmmhpphpphphpphh!" She shouted around Thomas's hand.
"Time travel! Erased from existence! What don't you get about all of this?!"
"Obviously the fundamental concepts." Sol said after she managed to get her mouth free.
"Lets just say that we need to keep a few records...like photos. And logs...and maybe journal entries. About our development." GP said looking at the confused group.
"And that is great family photo number one!" Jane said as she looked at the group and blinked rapidly. She grinned at their confused looks before tapping the side of her head.
"Implants. Camera. I can record just about everything."
"Wait are you telling me that my daughter is a cyborg?" Janna said in confusion looking at Marco and then to the other girls and then excitedly back to her daughter. "Because that is positively the coolest thing that I have ever heard in my entire life."
"Just wait for the future mom it gets so much cooler." Jane assured her excited mother.
"Welp I need breakfast now." Heckapoo said standing up and brushing off her front.
"We just got our future kids to visit and all you can think about is food?" Marco said turning to look at her in disgust. Heckapoo merely shrugged.
"What can I say? Holding a half human parasite in your belly works up a girls appetite. Now where do you store the food?"
"Downstairs. Marcos' parents have like the greatest kitchen." Star said standing up.
"You're just gonna go along with her thing?" Marco said turning to Star and the other girls as they stood up to join Heckapoo.
"Well...yeah...I'm hungry." Janna said before patting her stomach. "Eating for two."
"Come on Marco. Chill out man." Jackie said patting his shoulder as she walked out the doorway. Star stopped and turned with a great big grin.
"OOOOHHHHH kiddos! Want to go see your grandparents kitchen before it got all futuristic?" Sol was the first one to gleefully run out the door. Giggling all the way as she bounded down the stairs like an antelope. GP was quickly after her and Jane gave Marco an affectionate daughterly slap on the shoulder.
"You figure it out. Don't worry." Thomas said giving his dad an affectionate pat on the shoulder. Marco just stood there for a moment before the reality of the situation hit him. His future kids were going to go downstairs to meet his parents. Who did not know that he had gotten four different girls pregnant. For that fact he had just found out.
The blue time hamster squeaked at his feet and nibbled at his shoelaces. Marco screeched and ran out the door in hopes of cutting his very large brand new family off before they got to the kitchen to meet his parents.
This was definitely a nightmare, but he knew that he would not be able to wake up from it!
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Just for the record by the way make everything clear
Marco/Star-Sol (youngest)[Mewmen/Human]
Marco/Janna-Jane (Third Born)[Full human]
Marco/Heckapoo-Geckipee aka GP (Second Born) [Human/Demoness thing]
Marco/Jackie-Thomas (Oldest)[Full Human]
Just a reminder that lemons might come up in later chapters but this is mostly aimed as a comedy romance thingy.