Your name is the SUPERNATURAL FANDOM and you're biding your time by annoying your crush- you mean…irritating demon 'friend'. As you open the door to his home as if it is yours, he groans but doesn't shove you out the door. Or he hasn't yet at least.
"So explain this to me." You kick back your feet in the chair and startle Homestuck.
"What do you mean?"
"This whole black quadrant thing." You wave your hand up in the air and his face lights up and adorable green. He looks at a loss of words.
"O-Oh, well Supernatural, that's kinda a whole romance thing, you don't-"
"Well, okay, sign me up."
His begins to freak out, like he usually does, and to you, it's cute. In a…demonic sort of way. His black bangs are messily brushed over his forehead and his bright eyes stand out in the room as he looks at you. His claws grip into the back of your shoulders, and you yelp as you're tossed backward.
When his eyes meet yours again, they're feral, yet mysterious and alluring. A growl rumbles through your smiling mouth as his claws begin to cut skin.
"Playing naughty, eh Homestuck? I like that." You flip around to kick him back and stand your ground. He hisses, bristling a little, and you two begin to circle like predators fighting over food. The question is who is going to win?
Before anything can happen a large roar vibrates the whole apartment. Is that what you think it is? The ground trembles, both you and Homestuck fall. It gets louder and louder. The door bursts open and two fandoms pretty much fall in. A sloppy mess of brown hair, topped with a blue-white hat confirms the Gravity Falls Fandom, and the other is a rainbow looking sweater freak- ah, the MLP fandom. Another figure strides in, and you recognize those large big red ears anywhere.
"EDM, seriously, right now?" You yell as he hastily makes his way through, carrying a large boom-box and twirling a cigarette in his other. He laughs, cranking the volume down to 87% high. It still is able to shake the room. You wonder how fandoms live near EDM without being irritated, because the whole hallway is probably thudding with the loud dub-step.
"Hey guys, how's it going?" MLP grins over to you, giving Homestuck a clinging hug. You laugh as he nearly falls over, and then turns a glare at you. Gravity Falls is rolling her eyes, and then looks over at you with a wink. Her grin is brace-filled, but still nice. You don't have the chance to say anything before EDM cuts in.
"Hey, Nat, long time-"
"No see, yeah. Could you stop making my eardrums bleed, please?" You groan, only receiving a laugh as he messes with the volume until its down low. His smile that stretches all the way across his face still disturbs you, because HOW is that possible?
"Dude, its been forever!" His arm swings across you neck as he lazily leans on you. Homestuck is laughing at you of course. It's hard to believe that EDM was a close friend of yours. How is this possible now, you have no idea.
"Yeah, you mean like a week?" You try to pull him off of you, but he ends up going right to your side.
"Yeah…something like that!" He drawls out his words like he's on a drug. He probably is anyway. As you rub your forehead exhaustedly, you question him.
"Why are you here?"
"We were just passin' by!" EDM grins happily, black hair swishing across his shoulders. You whip out your lighter and a cigar quickly, still glaring at the too happy fandom. You've known him for a while and he's acting strange. Something isn't right.
You roll your eyes and dodge as Homestuck tries to knock the smoke out of your hands. Then as EDM begins to move, you trip him and he topples over with a yelp. You laugh and then turn and put a foot on his chest to suspend him from getting up.
"Okay, anyway, again EDM. Why are YOU here?" All the other fandoms look quite startled, Homestuck the least since you've pinned him before. Gravity Falls starts forward, but then MLP moves her aside and stands forward. Little weirdo and jerk he may be, he's pretty brave.
"Well…EDM came on the commands of… …" He mummers awkwardly, scratching the back of his head. Both EDM and Gravity lurch up to the rainbow-haired fandom.
"You weren't supposed to tell him that!" Gravity Falls hisses, smacking him on the back of the head harshly. EDM is struggling underneath your foot, choking out words as quick as possible.
"He said nothing, he said NOTHING! Don't listen to him; I drugged his drink at my place! He's not thinking straight!" The fandom shrieks at you.
"You did what?" MLP barks at the panicked fandom. Gravity is already starting to drag him away but the door slams shut automatically. Homestuck peers out, neon eyes lit like candles, guarding the door threateningly. The brown haired girl freezes, and whips around to look back at you and EDM. With a sigh, she throws MLP to the side and sits by the table, not attempting escape anymore.
"Fine. EDM, just tell them," She throws a cold glare at the Pony fandom whose looking very fearful, "They're gonna find out soon enough anyway."
EDM nods and begins. It doesn't take long for you and Homestuck to be charging out the door, towards the hospital, for a friend's life may be at stake.
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