A/N: You will come to hate this story…Any offensive remarks made in the dialogue is purely for the sake of its originator

Disclaimer: I don't own the Bleach franchise like tite kubo does. If I did, Aizen would reach heaven and dethrone the spirit king in the manga storyline.

Italics in quote accent of a great man…NOT!

If there was one thing Aizen was decidedly liberal on, it was his frequent oscillations between his solemn demeanor and insulting everyone in sight with his impersonation of Borat. Thus he had developed the reputation (from people who didn't watch the movie…) as a sexist, racist bastard.

"Hey Aizen, I have to ask you something important!" Kon yelled across the table. (A/N: Kon has dark hair, brown eyes, dark brown skin…end description). Aizen looked up from his liberal healthy food (a sharp contrast with his attacks on liberal people) and looked straight into the pervert's eyes. "Yes?" he asked.

"What do you want to do with your life, huh?"

"I already told you, my purpose is to search for and achieve greatness." The brown-haired teen replied.

"Ok, but what if you were one of the best scientists in the world and you met this super hot blonde chick with perfect tits who was just as smart as you? You wouldn't be tempted to hit that?"

Aizen looked to Gin on his right and said, "No, that's impossible because she is a wooman!" and the pair then stuck up their thumbs at the hentai and said "VERY NICE!"

and promptly left a group of dumbfounded 12th graders to go to their next class.

As he was waiting for his next class to start, Aizen saw Rukia punching Ichigo for something trivial. Yes, she was definitely his emotional opposite, always hiding something, usually grief, while trying to appear tough on the outside...but all the same being incredibly weak.

Aizen decided to ask him one last time: "Ichigo, why do you let yourself get hit by a wooman?"

"Shut the fuck up Aizen, don't tell anyone else about this! Got it?" Ichigo yelled while Rukia glared at both of them.

"And why can't I hit him, Aizen-kun? Is there something wrong with it?" she said in the most oily voice possible.

"Actually there is….the wooman NOT equal to man! No, In Kazakhstan we say…" Aizen held his hand high in the air "God…," lowered it 6 inches "eh, man…," lowered it another half a foot, "horse…," lowered it some more "eh dog…" lowered it another foot, "THEN WOOMAN," went down to his waist "then rat, then small little…critsoles like little … th th th th th th th." After creating the Kazakh social pyramid he flashed the thumbs up with a "GREAT SUCCESS!"

"That's not funny…" Rukia said with a confounded expression on her face.

"How would you know, Kuchiki Rukia? After all, you ah gypsy wooman! You have brain size of squirrel and sleeve of the wizard! Nice!!!"

"Aizen if you don't shut the fuck up right now I'm gonna beat the hell outta you!" Ichigo was fuming by the time he said this, to which Aizen gave one of his toothy grins that made him look slightly deranged. "Kurosaki, do not use such strong words. You will only be seen as weak."

"Weak? WEAK?! I'll show you weak!" and as Ichigo lunged at a motionless Aizen Yamamoto Genryuusai stepped into the room. "What are you doing, Kurosaki?! Get out of my class right now!"

Ichigo stood there shocked. The calm and gentle Yamamoto had just kicked him out?

"But, Yamamoto-sensei I-"

"I don't want to hear it! You know that I hate fights! Get out!" True, that was the only offense punishable by the wise old man.

After he left, Yamamoto turned to Aizen. "What did you do to provoke him?"

"I didn't do anything out of line, sensei. He was speaking several profanities and all I said was for him to stop using such strong language." Yamamoto believed him, as did most teachers. Aizen never lied…as seen here he hadn't done so, he just never told the part about how he insulted Ichigo's girlfriend as well as every woman on Earth.

As soon as class was over Aizen was ready to return home. However, as he was looking for Gin and Tousen to give them rides to their respective houses, a mop of red hair attracted his attention. It was moving rather quickly towards him and the face underneath looked furious.

"AAAAAAIIIIIIZEN! I heard what you said to Rukia! You got Ichigo in detention too!"

"And how do you plan on righting this wrong, Abarai-kun?" Aizen asked while moving a stray strand of hair off of his forehead.

"I'm gonna kick your ass, that's what. You ready to fight me Aizen, you lil' bitch?!"

What an incorrigible boy, Aizen thought to himself. Without even responding, he headed off in another direction.
"I didn't say to leave Aizen! How dare you treat Ichigo and Rukia as if they were the dirt beneath your shoes. I'll kill you!"

The dirt beneath my shoes huh? Aizen pondered as he kicked his foot out into the air behind him, only to make contact with a rather tender spot on Renji's body.

Aizen took one last glance at him "You too, Abarai-kun."