Lisbon stood in the shower, slowly rinsing soap out of her hair as she sung along to the song 'more than words' rather loudly. Loud enough that anybody in her house could hear her easily, loud enough for Jane to realize what had happened and come upstairs, not to peek at her or anything, just to make sure she was alright and didn't fall and kill herself in the shower.
After about five more minutes if repeating the same verse Lisbon decided to get out of the shower and maybe go watch some more TV before going to bed, she was a little too unaware to know the exact time, but she knew it was pretty late at night.
She quickly stepped out of the shower and wrapped herself in her bathrobe before walking over to her counter and putting her damp hair up in a bun to keep it out of the way. As she stood in the bathroom she once again started singing, this time actually dancing a little bit, she thought drunkenly about how the song made her feel, and she realized it made her think of Jane, that song was what could now be their song. And then she remembered that she had invited Jane to come over and her singing stopped immediately.
She quietly walked over to the door, making sure her robe was done up good, and listened for any movement, when she didn't hear any she slowly opened the door and walked into her room, all the while thinking how ninja she was being.
"Your so not ninja" a voice interrupted her, causing her to jump and turn around to see Patrick standing beside the bathroom doorway, grinning like a mad-man.
"Not a mind reader my ass" she mumbled, not even bothering to get mad at him for sneaking up into her room, her mind was still fuzzy and clouded.
"Hmm, not even mad that I'm here?" he questioned, honestly curious, although he had imagined it, he had never seen Lisbon drunk and didn't know what she would actually act like, he had never thought she was a nice drunk though.
"Nah" she said, waving it off and smirking, and then she seemed to think for a second before frowning and look back at him, dead serious "but you do have to get out when I change you know" she told him sternly, pointing towards the door. Jane nodded, before walking out of her room, a small smile plastered to his face.
Teresa dressed in her undergarments with no problems, but when she tried to get her foot into her sweat pants she tripped and fell onto her butt, letting out a loud 'oof.'
"You okay Lisbon?" Jane called from the hallway, he voice curious with a hint of worry.
"I'm fine Janie, juuust fine" Lisbon called back, her voice giggling once again, she made a mental note to never drink again, the last couple shots she had taken seemed to have just kicked in.
"Um…Janie?" Jane called back, a perplexed note in his voice, also a bit of a whine.
"Never mind!" Teresa called back, blushing furiously as she finally got her pants on, she then grabbed a tank-top and pulled it on too, at least now she was decent.
"Okay, you can come in now!" Teresa called, still sitting on her floor with her leg's crossed underneath her, she remembered the saying she had learnt in pre-school 'Kris cross apple sauce' was how the teacher had told them to sit cross legged.
She was repeating the saying to herself when Jane walked in the door and looked down at her, for once in their whole relationship he seemed like the adult and her the child.
"Hey Tessie" he said jokingly, grinning as she frowned slightly, his grin faltered when she started smiling.
"What's so funny?" he asked her, genuinely curious, man a drunken Lisbon could keep him on his toes.
"My name, you called me Tessie!" she said accusingly, giggling once again, Jane couldn't help but stare as the woman who had so many rules about personal boundaries, the woman who could take down men twice her size, the only woman who had an control over him, sit on the floor giggling like a teenage girl with her first crush.
"How much did you drink?" he asked her, sitting down across from her in the same position, he watched as she looked up with her eye's, as if counting them in her head. Finally she answered him with a perfectly honest statement.
"A lot"
"Well, I think it's time for bed" he told her, knowing she would regret this in the morning when she realized that she had been acting this way and he had seen her.
"What, no foreplay?" she questioned, once again bursting out into laughter. Jane stared at her speechlessly, his mouth opening a bit in surprise.
"Um, not that way Tessie dear" he said, recovering from the initial shock quickly. He stood up and held a hand down for her to grab so he could pull her up, which he did immediately, but as he pulled her up she stumbled, something that happened a lot to intoxicated folk, but something Jane hadn't been counting on, and she fell onto him, causing him to back step and also fall, Lisbon landing on top of him. They laid there a second, Jane trying to get his arms un-trapped and Lisbon laughing to hard to take the time to get up.
"Ow, I think your elbow crushed my spleen" Jane huffed from underneath her, causing her to giggle again, but also to sit up, it seemed Jane was the only one aware of the awkward position they were in, him laying on his back and Lisbon sitting on his lower stomach , her hair had fallen out of it's loose bun, and was now falling in front of her face, the small droplets of water hitting Jane on the cheek and the nose, he could only think of one thing to describe her; beautiful.
"I better ge'off you" she said, her words kind of slurring together, Jane didn't say anything, because quite honestly he didn't mind at all. Lisbon stood up and quickly stepped back before holding out a hand to help him up, which he took, this time though they didn't fall over onto the floor.
"Well, I think you should get some sleep Teresa" Jane told her, smiling softly as she looked up at him, and grinned.
"I think so too, I'm sleepy" she told him, walking over to her bed and sitting on the edge of it, her feet a few milometer's off the floor.
"I'll be going" he told her, watching as she yawned, he noticed that she stopped suddenly and looked at him strangely.
"Your not going to stay?" she asked him, her voice showing that her feelings were hurt "Come on, it valentines, and I want you to visit with me" she whined, the little voice that was Lisbon was screaming for this to stop, to come to her senses and just GO TO SLEEP!
But the Lisbon who listened to every feeling and whim she had was the one talking now, and she was the one in control.
"Holy shit, you are hammered" Jane murmured, knowing that if she remembered this in the morning she would want to kill him or else die from embarrassment. Yet he couldn't leave her alone, especially not when she was drunk.
"I don't even have a hammer!" she said, her tone showing her surprise at his comment, she then seemed to think for a while before adding "Oh wait, I have one in my closet"
Jane laughed lightly, he really wished he had a camera, blackmail could have definitely been in order, but he decided that he wouldn't do that to her, not when she was opening up to him, even if drunkenly, he wanted her to know she could trust him.
"So, are you gonna stay or leave, I don't mean stay and have sex with me, I just mean stay because I want you too" she told him, laying back onto her bed and smiling.
"Tell you what, I'll sleep on your couch okay?" he told her, causing her to beam and sit back up from the bed.
"Thanks Janie, happy valentines day!" and with that she ran over to him, she only took a second to notice the surprised look on his face before she kissed him briefly, on the mouth.
"Your going to kill me" he murmured, backing up slightly "But happy valentines day anyways, I really hope you don't remember this" he told her, grinning. He then proceeded to kiss her on the forehead, he wasn't going to take advantage of her, but one kiss on the forehead wasn't that bad.
Teresa smiled as she watched him leave her room, walking downstairs to go sleep on the couch, she really didn't know why she had kissed him, it had just felt right. With thoughts of kissing a certain blond haired man Teresa Lisbon went to her bed and fell into a deep sleep, not knowing what tomorrow might bring.
A/N- if you thought the last one was OOC, this one was even worse, but I'm going to do at least one more chapter, in which she will be sober and actually acting like the Lisbon we all know and love, it will be way more in character, so if you were planning on stopping reading after this not-so-great chapter, please reconsider!