Why 'ello thar!

I thought I'd introduce myself, as I'm a bit new to writing Vocaloid fanfics. (Too busy writing Portal... Sighface...)

Anyways! My name is Sadie, and I'm a pretty big Twincest fan. (I do see why people don't like it, but I don't see why they bash it!) I thought I'd start something game-related (Got Project DIVA recently), so I gathered some ideas and went on. I honestly didn't think I would get any reviews at all, but I was wrong there, wasn't I?

One note for this chapter: POOR KAITO!

That's all...

~Sadie

"How long have we been here again?"

A tall, blue-haired figure at the end of a shadowed room flicked a bit of dust off of his fingers and waited almost impatiently for an answer. A few minutes later, a light flashed at the edge of the room, revealing a long-pink-haired woman sitting there with her arms crossed as she looked down at her phone. "You've been here a month, Kaito," she replied. "The rest of us have been here for about a year."

"A year? I swear, It feels like it's been 10..." Kaito replied, frowning. "Boring, isn't it, Luka?" he added as the pinkette scowled at him. "I wish they'd hurry up and unlock the last two characters," Luka muttered. "I keep feeling like we're missing someone..."

Meanwhile...

"Rin? Rinnnnn?"Len's whiny voice started up before he could even open his eyes. Scowling at this annoying instinct, he shook himself and blinked. Trees surrounded him, reaching up to the sky, which was dark. Night was near, and Len Kagamine had no idea where he was.

"Rin? I swear, If this is one of your stupid 'Let's make Len more manly' things, I'll kill you!"

"Looks like my plan's been working then," Rin replied, coming out from behind a nearby pine tree. Len brightened instantly. "What do you mean?" he asked, pretending to look hurt. Rin snorted at her brother. "You actually said the word 'kill' without squeaking," she said, grinning a little bit. "Hell, you actually said you were going to kill me!"

Len blushed slightly and looked down at the ground. "I didn't mean it..." his voice trailed off. "Anyways, where are, we exactly?" Rin paced a bit, reaching out to touch one of the trees.

Her hand sank right through it.

"Gahhhh!" The blond fell forward, but not before Len shot forward, catching his sister before she could touch the ground. She fell against him, gasping, her eyes wide. Len sighed with relief. "What's wrong with the... trees?" Rin choked out.

"They aren'ttrees. Remember what that game said? 'Good bye.' It was obviously one of those virtual world games that you always read about," Len replied, trying not to laugh as Rin blushed furiously and pulled herself away from him.

"When'd you get so smart?" She snapped, obviously trying to cover up her embarrassment. Len smirked. "I learn fast, he said simply. "And besides, our names were on the screen. Duhhhh, right?"

Rin scowled. "Fine, just... Come on!" And that's when Len cowered. "B-but... It's dark... And these trees..."

"None of this is real, Len..." Len looked up at her with puppy dog eyes. "Fine! Come on, Lenny-kun!" Len smiled. "Can I hold your hand?" he asked sweetly. Rin's blush returned. "You're still playing Halo with me when we come back," she growled, sticking out her hand and letting her brother grip it rather tightly.

It was quiet between the twins for a few minutes as they went through the forest, sometimes running, sometimes walking, sometimes sprinting, as Len screamed in panic as anything that moved.

"I hate this game," Len said suddenly, making Rin stop suddenly. "I thought it was your favorite!" She said. Len sighed. "Not anymore... We could die here, you know that, right?"

"Do any of the songs in this thing involve violence?"

"A few..."

"Have you ever played any of them?"

Len frowned in thought. "One," he said at last. Rin made a go onsort of motion, smiling. "It was called... Well, it had a really long name..."

"Try to remember." Rin put a hand on his shoulder, making him start to blush. "Uh. Para... Paradi-... Ummm..."

He walked on in silence, trying desperately to remember.

For what do I sing?
Paradichlorobenzene.
I just sing without understanding why.
Paradichlorobenzene.
Yes, I ran, seeking the answers.
Paradichlorobenzene.
Though I knew there was nothing out there for me to reach...

The song was coming back little by little as he led the way. The forest was becoming darker and darker, and Len strained against his fear of the dark as well as the fear of his sister being taken from him. Rin was all smiles as they went on.

Thud.

"Come quickly!" A voice said up ahead. Len couldn't make out their faces, but he could tell they were excited.

"The Kagamines? Took them long enough."

Rin gasped. "What the-"

Rin's hand was suddenly yanked out of Len's. Len yelled and made a move to try and find her, but someone else grabbed him instead.

And that's when the twins fainted at the same time, equally scared.

Later...

Rin flew awake, gasping. "Okay!" she yelled. "I know we're in a game and all, but seriously, this is going too far!"

There was no answer.

The girl threw the blankets off of her and got to her feet. "Len? Len? Len Kagamine, you come here right now!"

This time, a lump at the other end of the bed she'd just jumped off of squirmed. "Rinnnn... I was having this amazing dream about ice cream..." Rin scowled. "I don't care, Len! We have to-"

Then the blankets fell off of the person, who sat up, smiling. It wasn't Len at all.

The man shook his blue hair and grinned sleepily. "I could actually almost taste it, too... Gotta pity me, haven't had ice cream for a month." Rin frowned, her face lighting with recognition.

"K-Kaito Shion?" She remembered him looking the same when she'd played Project DIVA for the first time- He'd been the one singing Adolescence with Miku Hatsune. Kaito nodded. "If you're looking for your brother, he's in the next room. Has Luka looking after him." Kaito snorted. "Hope Len likes tuna," he added.

Rin frowned, then set off in search of Len.