Disclaimer: This is a work of fan fiction I am getting nothing for this. J.K.R. owns the Harry Potter franchise. If I owned it Harry would be a man, and not a little girl.

Chapter 2

Harry heard phoenix song and slowly regained consciousness. He opened his eyes and groaned when he saw he was in a private room in the hospital wing. That must have been the signal for all hell to break loose as every one sitting around his bed started to talk at once. Harry just covered his head with his arms and tried to block out the noise. After a minute of this, he lost it.

"HEY! SHUT UP!" he yelled. After that outburst there was dead silence in the room. He fumbled with his glasses, and looked around his room at the people there. To his left, on chairs were Ron and Neville. Standing on the other side of the bed was Minerva and Madam Bones. Standing at the foot of the bed flanked by two Aurors was Minister of Magic Fudge. Perched on the headboard were two phoenixes, one was Fawkes and the other one he instinctually knew was Hedwig just by looking into her eyes. Standing in a dark corner of the room in a gray robe was an unspeakable. Looking at the people around him, he turned to Minerva and asked "What can I do for you professor?"

"You can tell me why there are three dead bodies up stairs in the headmasters office."

"The old bastard and his pet called me and Mi up to his office and imperio'd us. Then when things weren't going his way he… he killed Mi." at this point the tears started to leak from his eyes.

"Mr. Potter, do you think you could give us a copy of your memories of what happened in the office?" Amelia Bones asked softly.

"Yeah, just give me my wand, and I'll pull the memory." Taking his wand from Ron he held it up to his head, and tried to pull the memory but, nothing happened. He tried it again, and still nothing. Looking down at his wand he said "I think my wand is broken because it feels like just a stick, and it's not working." he said sadly, he liked that wand, it got him through a lot of bad situations.

Minerva checked the wand out, and handed it back to Harry saying "It looks like its working fine to me." she said as she handed it back to him. Then she cast the magic meter spell on Harry, and his reading was only 267. Everyone in the room gasped. Harry was a squib. Resigned to his fate Harry asked Madam Bones to remove the memory from his head. "That is the whole day until I blacked out, now everyone leave me to mourn in peace, please." The group filed out of the room and over to an aurors pensive the aurors set up. Bones dropped the strand in and hit play. For the next hour the group watched the memory play out. When it finished the room was so silent that you could hear the wind in the trees outside. Madam Bones was the first to break the quiet. "I nominate him for the Order of Merlin first class." she said in shock.

Fudge shouted out "You can't give him the Order of Merlin, he's a SQUIB for god sakes!"

End of Flashback

"And so that is when I became a squib, it wasn't all bad with the loss of my magic Hedwig became a phoenix and her and Fawkes have had three hatchlings together. No order of Merlin, but who cares about that?" he said with a shrug.

"But Harry what did you do if you had no magic?" Minerva asked

"I moved back to Potter Manor and worked on restoring my grandfather's car collection see," here Harry pulled a miniature aluminum case out of the black messenger bag hanging on the back of his chair with his coat. He set it on the table, tapped it with his wand, and expanded it to a large 24 inch by 18 inch wide, and 6 inch deep suit case. He put his hand in the middle of the front panel, and the locks popped open. He flipped open the lid and inside was what appeared to be 250 model 1:64 scale cars in glass boxes. he lifted out a red E-type Jaguar and handed it to her.

She looked it over, and handed it back to him. "That's a nice toy collection you have Harry." she said flippantly but Harry laughed and shook his head.

"There not toys, Min, they're real cars just under shrinking charms. That E-type Jag was your favorite car form my collection. You kept offering me money for it after I showed you how to drive it." he said as he handed it back to her.

"It is painted in a very pretty Gryffindor red." Minerva remarked as Harry put the case back.

"Back to the story, I mostly stayed out of the wizard world. I made a trip to Diagon Alley now and then but I kept to myself. The ministry was in charge of finding the remaining Death Eaters, and they were failing miserably. Death Eaters with money paid their way out of prison. It looked like the last war all over again, but what was I going to do about it? I was a squib, and I was just waiting for the day the corrupt ministry would pass a law saying that a squib couldn't hold head of house status over an Ancient and Noble House. I worked out a deal with the Goblins to hide my money in the Muggle world so that Fudge couldn't get his grubby little hands on my family's estate."

"But how did you become a vampire?" she asked with concern.

"First of all I am not a vampire I am a hybrid. There's a big difference. I have all the powers of a vamp but non of the disadvantages of being a full vamp, I can go out in the sun. I don't need to drink blood but healing potions work better if they are mixed with blood. But I live a normal life." Harry said with a shrug.

"But how did you become a hybrid?" Minerva asked.

"It all started with my wedding to Ginny Weasley, we were married in 1999. I found out later that she used a love potion on me to get me to go out with her, and later to say 'I Do'. After one year of marriage to her she takes a trip to the Burrow for the night to see her mother, and that night when I went to sleep I was attacked by a vampire my wife paid to kill me so she could take the Potter title. The vamp came into the room, and tried to rip my throat out. Hedwig and Fawkes showed up, and in a fury of talons the vamp was reduced to a pile of body parts in seconds. The problem was I had a big open wound, and the vamps blood was all over me. Enough of it got into my system to start the transformation. I was dying, and turning at the same time. The two phoenixes tried to close up the wounds with phoenix tears, but the turning was still happening. So Hedwig hopped up on to my chest, and with her talon cut her neck and bled into the wound. That stopped the turning but it started a new change in my body. I was adapting the phoenix blood to my genes like the vamp blood. I passed out and came to the next day covered in dried blood. Hedwig and Fawkes sat at the edge of the bed looking at me. The first thing I noticed was that not only could I see without my glasses but I could see way better than a human should. I took a shower and dressed fast. I sent a note with Fawkes to that bitch of a wife saying that I was attacked, and that I was fine, and that I was going to see some friends for a few days while I got the wards looked over."

"What happened after that?" Minerva asked sitting on the edge of her seat waiting for him to finish the tale.

"I went to Neville's house and told him what happened. He agreed with me that it had to be my lovely wife that sent the vamp hit man. He also called his uncle Algernon, the head of the Unspeakables, to look me over. To find out what I was. We made an appointment for me to come to the DoM for a full battery of test in two weeks. to see what the limits of what I could do were. I then had Hedwig flash me to the DMLE office at the ministry. I got a meeting with Amelia Bones and told her about what happened the night before. She sent a group of aurors to investigate the crime scene. She then had me tested for poisons and found the love potion in a small dosage in my body. She sent a group of aurors to get Ginny. There was a trial and she was charged with conspiracy to commit murder and attempted Line theft. Also because of the use of love potions on me to get me in bed with her she was charged with rape. The biggest shock that came out of this trial was where she got her potions from. It seems that Molly has kept Arthur under the influence of love potions for his whole adult life. There was a trial for her as well." Harry's stomach rumbled "Lets stop here for some dinner. Although it is still technically lunch out side of this room."

"What?"

Harry pointed out the four fist sized diamonds in the four corners of the room. "Those gems make a time slowing field. We have been in this room for just a little over five hours, but out side of this room it has only been five minutes."

"But you can't do that it will create a rip in the very fabric of time!"

"No it won't, Min. Algernon proved in 2021 that the time space rip does not happen. He time turned five times so that there was five of him in the same room at the same time. Then the Algernon that was the first to turn conducted the other four in a barbershop quartet concert. Now he does it every Christmas party." Harry got up from his seat and Minerva saw that Harry was had a gun tucked in to the back of his pants. He put his thumb on the gem closest to him. A light shot from one gem to the next making a light show. He touched the gem with his index finger and nodded. He turned and looked at Minnie, "Its safe to walk in and out of the room now. If you would like to use the restroom I'll go get Tom and have a menu brought in."

Beta'ed by: Hawk Wood

A/N: To give you a better understanding of why the first few chapters are light on details is that this is background information that you need to know, but don't need to go in depth with. This is a future that will never happen, if things go as planned. Tune in next time! Same bat time, same bat channel!