D'jok and his new flat chapter 2
D'jok woke up the next morning with bags under his eyes, Marik and Sasuke had been up all night throwing some party that lasted throughout the whole night. D'jok rubbed his eyes and wandered out into the corridor to see Marik chatting to some women holding a pig, she had dark eyes like Sasuke and black hair. D'jok ignored Marik as he explained to the woman that D'jok was the gay flatmate.
D'jok did not know where the toilet was so wandered into a random room; apparently some people were staying the night because D'jok wandered in on Sasuke, lying only with some pants on and a beer bottle in his hand. He was surrounded by two girls and a boy. One girl had pink hair and a seemingly large forehead, she was draped over Sasuke, the other had blonde hair and a strand of hair covering her eye, and she was snoring loudly. The last one who was a boy had blonde hair and wore a sleeping hat or something like that.
Sasuke opened one eye, and smiled.
"Hey guys wake up, it's the ginger guy I was telling you about," He muttered.
The blonde kid opened one eye and sat up. "Sasuke why is this guy looking at us like he wants to join in?"
Sasuke chuckled. "Yeah D'jok, do you wanna join in? Well to bad because we've already finished, now we're sleeping so ha!"
D'jok decided it was best to leave; Sasuke was obviously drunk last night and now super tired. He was only twelve but apparently drank a lot and was a pimp. Marik was still talking to the woman when D'jok left Sasuke's room. Marik pulled D'jok next to him.
"Here look Shizune, this is D'jok! Hey pal this is Shizune," Marik explained.
D'jok was in no mood for Marik, "Yeah Marik where is the bathroom?" D'jok asked.
"Oh yeah.... erm, you might not wanna go in there D'jok," Marik winced.
"Really why not?" D'jok questioned, this was probably Marik trying to trick him or something.
"Well this lady named Tsunade, a dude named Yami Yugi and my sister are all like lying in their own puke in there it's not nice," Marik explained.
"What seriously? God that is so annoying I want to brush my teeth," D'jok moaned.
"Hey quit your eternal bitching, I have an on-suite in my bedroom, first on the left you can use that!" Marik roared.
"Oh right, thanks Marik," D'jok smiled.
"You seemed surprised, you know just because I'm evil that doesn't mean I'm not a nice person, D'jok never make that mistake! At first I didn't like Yami Bakura but I really learnt to love him," Marik said.
There was an awkward silence. "You say you learnt to... love him?" D'jok raised an eyebrow.
Marik froze, with no emotion on his face. "No... I said I learnt to... Glove... him,"
D'jok nodded slowly as he left the scene.
"I'm not gay D'jok! If you say anything I'm going to cut you!" Marik called to D'jok who had just entered the Egyptian's room.
First of all he noticed a strange golden rod with a shape of an eye on his bed. Lying next to that was a guy with long white hair, though naked he wore a necklace which bore resemblance to the rod he was lying next to. The man kept muttering something about Ancient Egypt butt sex.
D'jok walked past him into the on-suite. It had a sink and a toilet, D'jok took his toothbrush which had been in his pocket all this time and began brushing his teeth. As he brushed he was trying to remember what he was going to do today, then it hit him. He was going to invite Micro-ice round to watch the 'shadow game' he was going to play with Marik. Suddenly there was three knocks on the door and a croaky, British voice said: "Bloody hell how long are you going to take in there? I need to do my hair!"
D'jok opened the door and left the room as he passed the man who was asleep with the necklace.
He left the room and passed a man with spiky blonde and purple hair covered in sick.
"Geez dude have a wash!" D'jok cried as he passed him.
The guy stopped and turned, he looked angry. "Got something to say to me boy? Hey!" Yami Yugi said as he pushed a D'jok.
D'jok considered this. "Yeah like I said before, Dude have a wash!"
Yami took a swing at D'jok who ducked just in time. Marik who was not paying attention suddenly noticed the commotion. "OH HOLY RAA A FIGHT! FIGHT! HEY EVERYBODY FIGHT!" Marik yelled and everybody came to watch. D'jok noticed the crowd, he would have to fight back otherwise everyone would think he was a massive puff.
D'jok thought of something tough to say, "You wanna take this outside?" He asked.
"Yes!" Sasuke yelled and picked Yami and D'jok up and threw them out the window. "Alright there outside, let's go watch! WOO!" everybody cheered and ran downstairs and out the front door. Yami was standing up and D'jok was on the floor rolling around in pain.
"Hey everybody D'jok got thrown out of a window and now he's crying, what a baby!" Marik roared with laughter and everybody laughed with him.
D'jok got up wiping away his tears, "I'm not crying I've got a bit of glass in my eye!"
Suddenly D'jok got punched right in the jaw.
"Oh Fuck! Now that's what I'm talking about bitch!" Sasuke laughed.
"Sasuke baby let's make love!" Sakura said as she left the house to see what all the commotion was about.
"Not now bitch there's a fight on!" Sasuke laughed.
"Whoa seriously, fuck yeah!" Sakura roared and joined in the chanting.
"Come on mother fucker get up!" Yami Yugi cursed as he spat on D'jok. D'jok stood up.
"The only mother I fuck is your mother Yami Yugi!" D'jok snarled.
The cheering all stopped, everyone was quiet.
Yami Yugi began CRYING!? "My mother has been dead for 5000 years you... you... you non-Egyptian!" Yugi sobbed.
"Hey everyone, let's Beat the crap out of D'jok!" Marik yelled.
Everyone agreed and everybody began jumping and kicking D'jok.
Three hours later
D'jok examined himself in the mirror, he had a big black eye and three teeth were missing. Micro-ice would be over in a few minutes and he didn't want to look like it was horrible living in the flat, even though so far it was. As D'jok left the room he came across Sasuke who made a comment on how D'jok looked like a tramp.
D'jok though was looking for Marik; he didn't want him doing anything to Micro-ice. Marik was friendly at first but even after a day he had shown that he was actually very evil indeed.
He finally found Marik in the kitchen making some kind of milkshake. "Erm, Marik," D'jok began to speak.
"Oh D'jok hey I wanted to speak with you, do you know your friend coming round?"
"Err, yes I do indeed know him," D'jok answered.
"Does he like milkshakes because I'm making my special Milkshake which I always make when we have guests!" Marik explained.
"Err I think he does," D'jok replied, suddenly there was a knock at the door.
"I'll get it!" Sasuke yelled from up stairs.
D'jok turned to Marik with horror on his face; Marik also looked horrified even though he was just copying D'jok.
"Oh no, I've got to stop Sasuke!" D'jok exclaimed.
"Well why are you telling me this blue power ranger go stop him!" Marik replied.
D'jok ran out of the room to see Micro-ice with D'jok?????? How could Micro-ice be with him when he wasn't even with Micro-ice, suddenly Marik came from behind and shoved the milkshake down D'jok's throat. "Sorry D'jok but this milkshake is going to paralyze you, Sasuke's transformed into you and is going to pretend to be you for today okay?" Marik explained.
"What the hell, no that's not okay I..." D'jok stopped in the middle of his sentence as his body froze, he couldn't move.
"We'll play the shadow game tomorrow okay ginger? Now for some fun, I'm going to put you into a cupboard so you can hear Sasuke and Micro-ice's conversation, ooh I can't wait blue!" Marik smiled as he picked up D'jok and threw him in a closet.
Sasuke sat down with Micro-ice and Marik walked into the room wearing no shirt but a cape. Micro-ice winced. "Err who is this?" Micro-ice asked.
"That's Marik, he's my boyfriend," Sasuke smiled.
Marik glared at Sasuke who scratched his ginger hair, he had seen D'jok do this many times so decided that he would fit it in as much as he could.
Micro-ice's mouth fell open. "What seriously? What about Mei?"
"Oh yeah Mei the one that has to tie up her hair to use the toilet!" Marik burst out.
Sasuke kicked Marik. "Mei is ugly micro-ice, I would prefer someone with pink hair or something, look here's my new girlfriend!" Sasuke took out a picture of Sakura.
"D'jok she looks about twelve, and I thought Marik was your boyfriend!" Micro-ice cried.
"No I'm cool with an open relationship," Marik explained.
"But D'jok that girl is twelve!" Micro-ice carried on.
"Yeah well you look about twelve!" Sasuke replied with acid in his voice.
"Oh real mature D'jok, I think you shouldn't bother coming to our training sessions anymore! I reckon the team wouldn't like you anymore!" Micro-ice held back a tear.
"Gee what is with the power rangers and crying?" Marik asked.
Micro-ice turned to Marik, "What are you talking about?"
"Oh well it's a long story you won't be want to hear it," Marik shrugged.
Micro-ice began, "Well actually...."
"Well okay I saw Yugi and D'jok having a fight so Sasuke picked up D'jok and threw him out of the window and the fight was outside then D'jok said something about Yami's mum so everyone beat up D'jok and now he's got a black eye!" Marik explained extremely fast.
Sasuke lay his hands into his head.
"So why does D'jok not have a black eye right now?" Micro-ice asked.
Marik froze. "What?"
"Why does D'jok not have a black eye right now?" Micro-ice asked again with a smirk.
"Err...........What?"
"I said why does D'jok not have a black eye right now then?"
"Erm........................err.......................it's because...................it's because he borrowed some of my make-up," Marik answered but then realised what he had said.
"Well erm not my make-up but some of Sasuke's make-up is what I meant!" Marik panicked.
"Oh shut up Marik!" Sasuke said who was now himself again. "Look Micro-ice D'jok is in the cupboard and Marik is not his girlfriend.... I meant boyfriend,"
"Yes, I think he wanted you to watch our shadow game!" Marik cried with happiness.
"Shadow game?" Micro-ice enquired.
"Oh you'll see, Marik get D'jok out of the cupboard, we're going Kaiba's house for a duel!"
The end of chapter 2