Chapter One

Sorry for the long wait! Here's the first chapter!

Rick the Porcupine: Alright! First chapter! (presses button and bionicle characters come in.)

Nidhiki: Ohhh, not one of these! (Tries to run, but is zapped.)

Rick: Alright, here are my co-hosts, Gavin and Jade! (Gavin and Jade come in.)

Jade: How come Tucker has his Sonic fan-characters hosting this?

Gavin: Because he's cheap and Rick works for chalupas.

Rick: Hey! (Makes wild grab for Gavin, but gets kicked in the back of the head.) Grrr, alright you win for now. Here's our first review.

Dragonmaster777

First one, yes!

Also, here's a fanpit, closet, and a janitor. You're welcome.

Alright...

Toa Nuva- Who do you like?

Teridax- Fight Mephiles the Dark (Tucker- Help Mephiles win)

Tahu- Push Kopaka into the fanpit and take Gali in the closet.

Rick- Alright! Thanks for the fanpit and closet! Now who's the janitor- MEPHILES!

Mephiles- Hey, it pays the bills.(Rick makes a wild swing at Mephiles, and is kicked in the back of the head.)

Rick- OW! The back of my head!

Jade- Okay, since Rick is nursing his wounds, I'll take over.

Lewa- I like all of my Toa-Brothers and Sister!

Kopaka- I know what you're insinuating, I'm not gonna answer.

Pohatu- Well, I don't like any of them like that, but Kopaka is a good friend.

Gali- Well... I do have feelings for someone, but I'm not gonna indulge.

Onua- They're all good friends. What else is there to say?

Tahu- Errrm...

Jade- Well, you have you're rights to privacy. Next dare. (Mephiles immediately kills Teridax with his sissy-beam.)

Jade- Guess the bastard didn't need any help. Alright, Tahu. You're turn

Tahu- Sorry brother.

Kopaka- No you're not- (Pushed into fanpit, but is saved by Lewa at the last second)

Rick- Awww....

Jade- Dare's not over yet. (Shoves Gali and Tahu into closet. There's some murmuring, the some scuffling, and laughter.)

Gavin- What the hell- (Opens door, and Gali has Tahu pinned, and is tickling the crap out of him)

Tahu- Please-hahaha!- Make her stop!-

Rick- ...Okay... Not what I was thinking.

Gavin- Lets just move on.

Samantha the Fox

Wuzzup?
1) Okay, I want Gali and Kopaka to make out (Tahu has to watch.).

2) I want Tahu to be beaten to death by Lewa on a sugar rush.

3) Matau and Lewa have to take an IQ test.

4) Jaller and Hahli have to make out.

5) The Piraka have to explode, and candy fly out of their guts.

Thanks!

Rick- Oh, come on sis! You made those dares just to spite me, didn't you?

Tahu- (Glares at Kopaka evilly enough to make Makuta wet himself.)

Kopaka- Crap (Steps towards Gali {Who has a 'What the hell's going on?' look} and quickly kisses her, and runs like heck!)

Tahu- I'm gonna kill you, frosty! I'm gonna rip of you're snow-balls!

Rick- Uh-oh, this won't end well! Looks like a job for HYPER-LEWA! (Force-feeds Lewa pure sugar, who vibrates and then dissapears. Tahu is sent flying back and crashes into a wall, about 5 meters.)

Gavin- Damn. (Starts getting strangled by Lewa's glomp-grip) Quick! Give him the- give him the-

Jade- Give him the what?

Rick- Oh! I know this game! Okay, three syllables! First syllable (Gavin makes motions from his mouth to them)

Jade- Um, talk? Blab? Said- (Gavin nods) It's said! Okay, second syllable. Small word- urm, The? But?

Rick- An? A- (Gavin nods) Its A! Said a- oh! Said a dirty word! (Gavin glares.)

Jade- Okay third syllable. Sounds like-(Makes giving motions) Umm, present? Gift? Give? (Gavin nods!) It's give!

Rick- Saidagive! Give him the saidagive!

Jade- Oh! Sedative! (Injects Lewa with sedative, ko's.)

Gavin- (Gasps for air, then gets back his composure.) Pant, pant.. SAIDAGIVE?! (Strangles Rick)

Rick- Quick! Give him the- (Gavin gets knocked back by telekenisis.) Pant... thanks Nuju. I owe ya.

Nuju- (Whistle's and clicks, then gives a curt salute.)

Jade- Alright, since Lewa's knocked out, Matau has to take it.

Matau- Wait a minute- I'm not that dumb! (Onewa and Nuju laugh their asses off.) -grumble- (takes it, has average IQ) Told ya so!

Jade- Okay, next dare.

Jaller- Wait- we have to... ohhh (Gulps a bit)

Hahli- (Blushes.)

Jaller- (Goes up to Hahli, then they share their 'moment')

Jade- How sweet!

Rick- (sighs depressedly.) Let's just get to the next dare.

Zaktan- How are you going to make us explode? I'm made of billions of protodites, you can't possibly-( Explodes, with a high-pitch child's hooraying instead of a boom and candy and confetti fly every where.)

Avak- Uh-oh. (Same)

Rest of the Piraka- (Same.)

Rick- Alright, now that was fun!

Gavin- That was like the Grunt Birthday Party skull on Halo 3.

Rick- (Presses button, Piraka appear, alive again.)

Avak- Did you guys see what I saw?

Zaktan- If you mean I fiery depth, then yes. (Other Piraka nod in agreement.)

Rick- Well, that's all for today! I'm Rick the Porcupine.

Jade- I'm Jade the Echidna.

Gavin- And I'm Gavin the Raptor, signing off.

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A.N.- To all of those who want to complain about it being in script format, I'm gonna apologize right now. I tried to write it in regular stye, but it just didn't work! I had no choice but to use this style of writing.