Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Ali G, blah, blah, blah the OCs are mine, yada, yada, yada, you get the picture
Oh, and thanks for the review Good boy-chan
Chapter 2
I slowly opened my eyes, expecting to see my bedroom, but instead I found myself in a dark abyss, where the darkness spread beyond what I could see. I saw that I was on a wooden floor, but there were no walls or a roof, only darkness. To my surprise, I also found out that I was not alone, but was with 3 other people. I pushed myself from the floor to get a better sight of the people.
To my right, a blonde boy, well teenager or a young adult…. I wasn't sure, it wasn't very bright. Anyway, he was a guy and he was sat casually on a small wooden stool reading a brown, hardback book. His skin was slightly tanned and he was wearing dark blue jeans, a black checker shirt and white Nike trainers. He didn't seem to acknowledge my existence, or the fact that I was staring at him.
To my left, a boy/teenager with brown hair was looking around; he was clearly as confused as I was. He had pale skin and wore a black hoodie, blue shorts (which were covered with mud) and Adidas trainers. When his eyes met mine, he gave a small nod, and then continued looking around.
Next to him, was a girl/teenager who was looking forward and impatiently tapping her foot. She had a red hair that went up to her shoulders, and wore white ¾ shorts, a red vest top and black converse shoes. When she noticed that I was staring at her, she frowned.
"What do you want?" she growled. Normally I would argue back, but I was too confused so I kept looking at her. After a while, she realised that I was in no state of mind to answer her back, so she looked away.
"Well, it's good to see that you're all getting along," spoke a deep voice. My head snapped to the direction of the voice, and in front of us stood a man. He was wearing a black tuxedo and an ANBU mask. I was ready to shout at him, but the girl beat me to it.
"Who the hell are you?" she growled.
"Tut, tut, Player four I was just about to introduce myse-"
"Player four? That's what the book said! You sent me here didn't you? You bas-" Book? I got here from my laptop.
"Miss Samantha Wright, I suggest you restrain yourself for a few moments, if you can manage to do that, so I can explain to you and everyone else what is going on," Her face grew pale when he spoke her name. The man continued talking.
"Welcome player one or Dan Miller," the blonde guy closed his book and looked up, "player two or Alice Brooks," I raised my eyebrow, "player three or Eddie Martin," the guy with brown hair looked even more worried, "and finally player four or Samantha Wright." She looked like she was going to slap him.
"My name is Mr G," I held back a laugh, Mr G… out of all the names, is he Ali G's cousin or something? Oh look out its Mr G, the scary man who's out to get you! I glanced around, it seemed that I wasn't the only person who thought he had a stupid name.
"Every year, four random people are chosen to participate in The Game. The people chosen will be put into different worlds to train. Every year, the world that the players are put in changes, so last year the players was in Bleach.
"To train for what?" Dan asked. I looked at him, surprised to see him talk.
"Good observation player one, to train for the big fight of course. After you have trained in Naruto World for 6 months, you will be forced to fight each other until only one is alive." Eddie, I think that was his name, slowly put his hand up.
"Yes player 3?"
"I don't want to do this," he muttered, "I came through here on my phone by accident, I ju-"
"I'm afraid you can not drop out, once you have been picked to play, you either participate or get killed by me. Unless you want me to kill you right now?" Eddie shook his head,
"I thought not. Any questions?" Was this guy insane? What the hell am I going to do? What about my family, my friends? What if I die? How am I even going to fight?
"Yeah, I have a question" Samantha asked.
"Yes player 4?"
"If you haven't realised, I don't have any weapons. I'm not saying I can't fight with my fists but I doubt that's going to do much damage. Do we get Chakra so what?" My eyes widened. So wait, she's not going to argue? I am so screwed.
"You will be given ordinary chakra as soon as you enter Naruto world, but don't expect everything to be ok. Since your body has never had chakra before, you will feel the pain of the chakra going in through your bodies and every time you use it." So wait not only do we have to fight, but it'll hurt every time we learn a jutsu?
"Any more questions?" Mr G looked at me, expecting me to say something. I sighed.
"Yeah, do we get to meet the characters, what happens if the story is changed and what do we do about money and food?" I refused to look at his eyes.
"You are allowed to meet the characters, although it is suggested that you don't in case the story changes. If it does change, all players will die," I gulped, "And about food and money, you will provide for yourself." So I'll be in pain and homeless? Great, just great.
"Well, now that you don't have any more questions good luck. Oh, and one more thing. If you tell anyone about where you come from your body will disintegrate. Have fun." As he snapped his fingers, my knees felt weak and my sight went blurry. He was slowly lifting up his mask, but I only managed to see his sadistic smile.
Don, Don, Doonnnn! Ah, I love a good dramatic scene.
I'm not going too fast, am I? If I am, review and tell me.