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"Welcome to Punk'd: The Fred and George Way! I'm Fred and this is George." Fred said pointing to Professor Snape.
"50 points from the show." Snape said.
"George! You aren't professor snape! Now get out of that comstume now!" George said to himself.
"Ok..." George got out of his suit.
"George, you got problems." Fred said.
"Thanks bro." George said smiling.
"Well we just found out that our dad and malfoy's dad are watching muggle tv. Let's watch." The twins said.
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Mr Wealsey and Lucius Malfoy were watching All That. (a/n: do not own anything btw)
"I'm Randy Quench. Volunteer Fireman." The tv said.
"Wow, I bow down to his idiotic tv magical funny skills." Harry Potter said.
"I bow down to you Harry." Voldemort said bowing down to Harry.
"SHUT UP! SUGAR AND COFFEE IS ON!" Harry said.
"Yes master." Voldemort said as he pulled out his Harry Potter action figure with karate action even though we all know Harry doesn't fight like that. More, more like a cat fighting action.
"Hiss." Harry Potter hissed at the author who sweat dropped and look the other way whistling.
"That's right you better be looking the other way." Harry said.
What did you say?
"You heard me!"
Well at least Voldemort isn't making an action figure of me make out with an action figure of professor snape.
"Yeah that's righ- hey! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ME AND SNAPE BROKE UP!" Harry yelled as Voldemort started to cry.
"No! I will never believe you! The love will go on!" Voldemort said running out the door.
Lucuis changed the channel to mtv's date my mom.
"WOW! THAT MOM IS HOT!" Arthur said drooling.
"Hey you know your wife could be listening." Lucuis said.
"Nah, she's over at Sirius's house. She goes over there 5 times a week to make him dinner." He said.
"She makes him more than dinner that's fo so." Harry said.
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"I knew mom was getting her freak on with that dawg from da hood." Fred said in his british accent.
Wannabe Ganstas with a british accent are really hot.
"Word." George said.
"So today we are punking Hermione." Fred said.
"And I will show you how using our new, HERMIONE ACTION FIGURE WITH FINGER SHAKING ACTION!" George said lowering his voice to an annoucer tone when the words were in caps.
"Hi my name is Hermione and I make out with Ron 8 days a week." The hermione doll said when they pressed a button on her back.
"Hi my name is Ron and I make out with my broomstick 8 days a week." The ron doll with broom making out action said when they pressed a button on his back.
"Hermione, I'm dumping you so I can marry my broomstick, daisy." Ron said. (so none of you are confused, we switched to real life senario.)
"I KNEW YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME 8 DAYS A WEEK!" Hermione said crying.
"Don't cry, I left one day for us. Since everyone knows there's 9 days in a week." Ron said.
Draco Malfoy ran by in a pink bikini and yelled "You idiots! There are only 7 days in a week! Your math is terrible, yo." Draco ran to the Ravenclaw tower to tell Cho Chang and Roger Davis that whales can be a part of this nutrious breakfast.
All of a sudden, Ron's broomstick burst through the door and waved.
"No! I was just breaking up with her!" Ron said.
The broom smacked the floor and stood up again. Ron rolled his eyes.
"We'll play monopoly later, just let me do this." Ron said.
"Ron. I'm dumping you cause me and Harry are going together." Hermione said.
Harry who ran by in a speedo yelled "That is not true! Your bad at lying Hermione Flobbermolly Granger!" Harry ran over to the Hufflepuff tower to tell Hannah Abbot and Ernie Macallam that rubber ducks can be used as bombs in the bath tub.
Proffesor Dumbledore then came over the magical speaker.
"EVERYONE! IT'S MAKE OUT TIME! FIND YOU A PARTNER AND GET YOUR FREAK ON!" Dumbledore said as he ran off to find his partner.
Hermione rushed over to Neville but he pushed her away.
"Ew! No I'm making out with my girlfriend." Neville said as he made out with the pink power ranger. (woot woot for neville for actually being able to get a girlfriend who can protect his ass 24/7 from bullies)
Ron ran over to Lavender but she pushed him away.
"Ew! No I'm making out with my boyfriend." Lavender said as she made out with Kermit the frog. (no woot woot for lavendar cuz now she's going to get warts, mwahahahaha!)
Hermione ran over to Ron and he groaned.
"Ok just one more time." Ron said as they began to make out.
But the broomstick got jealous and pushed Ron off of Hermione.Hermione the got into a cat fight with the broomstick. Fred and George ran in and grabbed Hermione's shoulders. She got two black eyes, a red bump on her face, and a wet willy.
"You been punk'd!" Fred and George said as they threw a pie in her face.
Hermione fainted.
"Oooo! Let's poke her with a toilet brush."
And they did. Ewwww.
"Well see you next time on Punk'd: Fred and George Way! We punk Harry Potter next!" Fred said as Ron began to play a game of monopoly with the broom.
"Hey I called race car!" Ron yelled.
Sorry if the chapter confused you all, I'm on a sugar high and I kinda spilled milk when I wrote this so I had to hurry up through the chapter and clean this mess I made at the same time.
Lexi The Writer