Chapter 2: Vamps VS. Werewolves

Everyone was sitting on the floor mostly staring in hatred at Bella. Seth was sobbing quietly, "I didn't even get her phone number."

Jacob growled at him, "No one cares, all we know is she hates werewolves!"

Emmett grinned, "And loves vamps!"

"Shut your face Cullen!" Sam yelled

Jane sat there causing pain to random people. All of a sudden they heard a high pitched girly scream. "Stop it you psychotic vampire! This is why werewolves are better!" Sam yelled

Jane's eyes went wide, "Excuse me! Werewolves are smelly!"

"Well so are vampires!" Jacob contradicted

"But we smell good not like dogs, like Marcus over there, he smells like a rainforest." Aro pointed out.

Marcus shrugged. Jane looked at Marcus, "What are you doing? Stand up for your kind! Vampires are much better!"

Marcus shrugged again and said "But they're flippin wolves that can turn back to humans! Thats friggin awesome!" Jacob and Quill knuckle punch.

Jane looked at Marcus really hard. He just sits down. All of a sudden he takes out a phone. Everyone gasps! "I love the attention but what?" Marcus asked.

"You have a phone!" Carlisle accused.

Marcus laughs, "Oh you guys are mad retarded; it's the 21st century, everyone has a phone!"

Esme rolled her eyes, "No we mean you have a phone in here!"

"Dude we weren't supposed to bring phones, they wanted to make sure we couldn't call for help." Jacob said.

Marcus stared at his phone and his eyes open wide in terror. Suddenly everyone is around him trying to grab the phone. Marcus stuffed it in his pocket, "NO NO! NOT MY BABY!" The phone is grabbed out of his pocket as he sobs tearlessly.

Jane sighed, "DEAD BATTERY!" She threw it on the ground as Marcus watched in terror! She stomps it under her foot. Marcus sobs as he picks up the pieces. He looked up, "Why do the good have to die young?" He goes and sits in the corner rubbing his phone pieces.

Rosalie whispers to Emmett, "Drama queen." Emmett laughs. All the sudden Marcus's eyes turn a deep shade of red.

He stands up and yells, "You don't know what its like to lose something precious to you Miss Hale!"

"Actually I do." Rosalie stood up too.

Alice groans, "Here we go again. You lost your goldfish, bla bla bla!"

Rosalie yells in Alice's direction, "Shut it!" She pauses. "It was a cool summer night. I was mad cause Emmett," her eyes flash in Emmett's direction, "went hunting without me. It was only Alice and I. Alice was annoying the fudge noodles out of me," a giggle arises, "I went to the fair. A guy bet me I couldn't hit all three milk bottles. Well I did. My prize was a goldfish. His name was Goldie. I loved him and then I fed him all the animal blood I could. I woke in the morning he was floating in a pool of red, DEAD." She breaks down and sobs. Emmett pats her back.

Jane wipes tear, "I lost a cat once. His name was Count Catula and ..."

"Oh boo hoo shut up! You lost a pet. Now can we just suffer the next 5 hours in complete silence." Embry cut her off.

Seth raised a finger, "The highest I've gone without talking is 2 minutes and even that was a struggle for me."

"Wait can we eat him first?" Aro asked.

Seth cowered. Aro reached over to eat him but Carlisle jumped in front of him.

Carlisle muttered, "Yo Aro king of vampires whatever the heck you call yourself. They have cameras all over this room. Vampires will be sought out if you eat him." He pauses. "I say we eat him once were outside."

Esme gasps in shock, "What about your perfect record of never sucking a humans blood!"

Carlisle yells, "I don't flippin care bout my record! I'm tired of drinking animal blood its disgusting! I want to suck a human's blood."

Aro patted Carlisle's back, "I'm proud of you." He wiped a invisible tear.

Carlisle rolled eye, "Now don't get all sappy on me. It'll ruin your reputation."

Aro nods and bulks up. Caius takes out an ipod and plugs in his headphones. Everyone gapes at him. Alice asks, "You have an ipod? With music?"

Caius stared at her, "Yeah, no duh, ipods are supposed to have music."

Everyone looks at Bella. "We were allowed to bring music?" Quill asked.

"Yeah." Bella said as if it was the most obvious thing.

"But in the email you said to bring nothing but ourselves." Jacob growled.

Bella looked around nervously. "Wait wait wait! You sent out an email, I got it on facebook, so did the rest of the volturi." Jane said. Bella started to twirl her hair, "You didn't want them to know the volturi was coming, did you?"

Bella started humming a song by Justin Bieber. Edward turned to her outraged, "You did what now! And stop humming. You suck at humming anyway!"

Bella frowned. "Shut up Edward! You suck at everything. Like that time you tried to paint that fire truck! It looked like a flippin bird!"

"It was a bird, you adolescent idiot." Edward rolled his eyes at her.

Bella looked at him, "Do not use big words with me!"

"This is better than cable," Seth whispered to Jacob. Everyone but Bella and Edward were sitting on one side of the room eating popcorn.

Edward finally noticed them, "The flip? Where'd you get the popcorn?"

Seth was the one to answer, "There's a microwave in the corner and I brought like 12 bags of popcorn." He shook his head chuckling.

Edward goes back to Bella but only after muttering something about werewolves being fat.

Bella caught that, "What did you say about Jacob? That he's fat. Oh, Hades no!"

"Look at the dude why do you think his muscle is so fat!" Edward exclaimed/

"You've been looking at him. I find that awkward. And also you sound like a teenage girl right now." Bella replied.

Shut up Isabella! Yeah thats right I went there."

Bella glared. Suddenly her mood changed. All of a sudden, she is happy and in love. "Jasper, stop it! Do not mess with our fight!"

Edward is staring at Bella passionately but his words are coming out angry. "Yeah, Jasper not cool."

Bella smiles at Edward, "I love you cupcake."

Jane yells, "Boo, this sucks eggs!"

Rosalie said, "I wanted to see the mortal get torn apart." Everyone starts throwing popcorn at the two lovebirds.

, "Wait vampires can't eat human food why are you vamps even eating it." Edward asked

Jane answered, "Oh us vampires aren't eating it. We're using it for throwing." She throws a handful at Edward as to prove her point.

Edward saw red, "You son of a mother lover! It's time to die." The two start wrestling.

"Go Eddy!" Bella yelled. She smiled with glee.

All the werewolf boys high-five. Jacob yelled over the loudness of the wrestling, "This is so pro!"

Seth says, "this is just like the WWE. But no one is bleeding!"

"They can't bleed! They're vampires," Emmett yelled. Him and Jasper high five.

Alice and Rosalie start doing each others nails and fixing each others hair.

Jane and Edward stop wrestling. Edwards gasps for breath.

"What did you do to him?" Bella asked worried

"Pain," was all Jane said as Edward struggled with himself.

Bella smacked Jane, "Stop it."

Jane is astounded. "You son of a mother lover. You smacked me!"

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