Chapter 2
Starts off with a narration.
"As you can see, Yoshi was pissed off at the swords. Master Hand decides to take the Smashers at Smash Hotel for 3 weeks until October 3rd. The story starts when they arrive at the hotel.
"This place look familar." said Jigglypuff.
"You were here once," said Kirby.
Master Hand talks with the hotel manager named Anthony Lexington.
"Hey, my friend, how you been?" asked Anthony.
"Good. We're here to stay at a hotel," said Master Hand.
"How many people are there?" asked Anthony.
"There's two hands, and 36 smashers," said Master Hand.
"That's will be free. Enjoy your stay," said Anthony.
The Smashers stayed at room 105 on the first floor. The hands' room were next door.
"Yes! You and me," said Link.
"And Luigi and Yoshi. Yeah, that's awesome," said Mario.
"We're 2 beds from you. Not bad," said Marth.
"Aah! Why does my ass hurts?" asked Wario.
"Oh, dude, I'm so sorry. I was fixing the bed," said Bowser.
"I'm not a dude, ass crack," said Wario.
"Captain Falcon thinks that one day, Wario will serves better purpose. To unite us, with all this hate. It will serves peace. Maybe, if we just give a chance. Thank ypu," said Falcon.
Silence for 30 seconds.
"OK, I'm no homo, but that scared me," said Falco.
"Also, you made us silence for 30 seconds. Falcon Punch! Just kidding. I noticed everyone hate Wario. He isn't that bad," said Captain Falcon.
"OK, Game and Watch, what should we do today?" asked Rob.
"Well, since we are next to the kids, we can play with them, right?" said Mr. Game and Watch.
"Sure. At least that stupid Toony isn't here anymore. He is just a cartoon version of Link," said Rob.
"Hey, kids. Whatcha doing?" asked Mr. Game and Watch.
"We're playing Sorry," said Ness.
"Wanna play it?" asked Lucas.
"Sure," said Mr. Game and Watch and Rob.
"Let's wait till the Ice Climbers get sorry," said Lucas.
Popo got a sorry card.
"Dang it!" said Popo.
"Sorry, you Ice Climbers. Now, you two are next," said Ness.
"We will win next time!' said Nana.
Rob and Game and Watch join to play Sorry.
"I'll go first. (rolls dice) Come on. Robbie needs a new pair of shoes," said Rob. He got a sorry card. "God damn it!"
"Ooh, sorry!" said Ness.
Mr. Game and Watch was next. He rolls the dice.
"I'm not going to be sorry," he said.
Eventually, he did.
"Oooh, sorry, Game!" said Lucas.
"SFX: STEAM WHISTLE! I'm not sorry! You are damn it!" yelled Mr. Game and Watch.
He destroyed the game and loses his temper.
"Calm down! Please," said Ness.
Mr. Game an Watch does so.
"Dude, everyone can hear you. Even the hands," said Fox.
"Where are they?" asked Ness.
"They're coming," said Fox.
"Game and Watch. CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN! We're watching TV!" yelled Master Hand.
"Yeah, Gay and Watch," said Crazy Hand.
"Ooh, I hope Family Guy's on," said Mario.
"Dude, that's not a new episode," said Link.
"God damn it! Curse you, Peter Griffin! What a fat bastard," said Mario.
"I'm tired with all of these comments about him," said Link.
"A new episode of Family Guy is coming next week. James Wood guest star himself. And also, the first Family Guy episode in HD! Whoo!" said the man on TV.
"lol, that man is drunk," chuckled Luigi.
"For this week, you're staying with us," said Master Hand.
"I will deal with it staying with you," said Mr. Game and Watch.
One week later.
"OK, Game and Watch. You may go back to next door," said Master Hand.
"Hey, Smashers, I'm back," said Mr. Game and Watch.
"Good for you," said Link.
"Family Guy in HD is coming up next. Only on FOX," said the man.
"Finally. Now we're living in HD," said Mario.
"By the way, my ass is not hurting," said Wario.
"Who cares? Wario, you always talk about your ass," asked Ganondorf.
"So, what, ass crack?" asked Wario.
"So you can can stop saying it," said Ganondorf.
"Shh, Ganon, it's starting," said Falco.
"Now here's a new Family Guy. Now in HD," said the man.
"About time!" said Link.
"My ass is hurting again," said Wario.
"We get it!" yelled the Smashers in annoyance.
57 minutes later.
"Whoa, that was good," said Mario.
"Yeah, I agree. That last part was awesome. Good way to start the season," said Link.
"Right you are," said Yoshi and Luigi.
"Now what will we do?" asked Link.
"Let's Facebook," said Fox.
"Hey, Smashers. Whatcha doing?" asked Master Hand.
"We're using Facebook," said Fox.
"Are you thinking about rebuilding our place?" asked Master Hand.
"Yes, yes we are," said Fox.
"Good for you," said Master Hand.
Most of the Smashers were using FrontierVille.
Falco said, "Frontier Ville is my favorite game now."
"Yeah, I agree. YoVille is no longer my favorite cause it got boring," said Snake.
"Wow, I do love this game," said Captain Falcon.
"Falcon, how come you're not with Samus?" asked Snake.
"Because this bed is for girls. And we took a break," said Samus.
"Why does Link has a crush on you?" asked Snake.
"No, I don't. I used to," said Link.
"Link's a bastard," said Bowser.
"I heard that!" said Link.
Chapter ends.