"Of course Tony would have to be late." Said Ziva. "He never can follow directions."
Tony enters the airport with all his luggage and four big plastic bags. "I always follow directions Zi-va, and I am late because I stopped by the airport gift store and bought you all these." He hands McGee, Ziva, and Gibbs one of the plastic bags each. McGee opens his bag and looks inside.
McGee: "How to write a novel for dummies, gum, and a neck pillow.?."
Tony: "Yea I would really read that book, Probe, it might help you get over your writers block."
McGee: "I don't have writers block…"
Tony: "Sure you don't Probe. Ziva look in yours."
Ziva: "Gum, a neck pillow, and a guide on how to pronounce American indiums. Tony I don't think I need this one."
Tony: "Trust me Ziva you do." Ziva gives Tony a don't talk to me that way or I will kill you look, and Tony turns his attention to Gibbs. "Gibbs tell everyone what you got!"
Gibbs: "Gum, a neck pillow, and a playboy magazine special edition."
Tony: "Oh uh this is actually your bag Gibbs, sorry. Yours has a boat monthly in it, that one was mine." Tony switches the bags. Ziva was about to make a remark to Tony about his magazine choice when their flight number was called over the loud speaker.
Gibbs: 'Lets go." Then the team boarded the plane. They all sat in a center area so they could all sit in the same row. They all put in a piece of gum except for Gibbs. Tony adjusted his TV so that he could watch the porn channel. Ziva put in her headphones, and started listening to rap in different languages. McGee took out a pad of paper, and started to write stuff for his book. Gibbs put his head back and fell asleep…
…The plane took off…
…The plane landed…