A/N: Hey guys! Second chapter! Yay! Thank you ShiningWingsOfTheDragonfor reviewing! Thanks Naruto Halliwell Uzumaki and DarkeArcanine for favoriting me. By the way I'm making Tobi and Madara two different people. If you have a problem with that oh well. Meant to be a little OOC. DarkeArcanine Jess will be introduced in the next chapter. Kinda of serious chapter. I'm ashamed of how I made Naruto.
Disclaimer: I will probably never own Naruto or its characters.
Chapter 2
No-one's POV
Tobi was walking with Kisame back to their hideout with an unconscious Naruto and Gaara swung over Tobi's back. Don't blame them, they changed their ways; all of the Akatsuki did, well except Kakazu, Hidan, and Madara. They went off somewhere mad that they didn't want to kill people or capture jinchuriki. Zetzu left unexpectedly without telling them where he was going. The rest of them (Itachi, Kisame, Konan, Pein, Deidara, Tobi, and Sasori) stopped hurting people and started protecting them. Kisame and Tobi found Naruto and Gaara unconscious in a cave near Suna. Kisame thought they had over-heated so they are bringing them back to the hideout with them.
The hideout is a huge mansion behind a waterfall behind a rock behind some trees. The mansion is different colors. They each painted a section of it. Deidara painted a huge explosion, Kisame painted a shark attacking a dolphin, Tobi painted a unicorn on a rainbow, Sasori painted a couple of puppets dancing, Konan and Pein painted Yahiko, and Itachi painted Sasuke riding on his back. They were both smiling. It was easy to get to their sections cause Deidara made a bunch of non-explosive flying clay birds.
They passed the trees, moved the rock, and went into the waterfall. Kisame ran up to the door and knocked.
"What's the password?" Konan shouted.
"Since when was there a password?" Kisame shouted back.
"Since now!" Konan said and giggled.
"Konan you know it's us just open the door we have a problem."
"What's wrong?" She said opening the door and frowning.
"Really? You can't see the unconscious bodies on Tobi's back?" Kisame asked.
"What did you guys do!" Konan said moving aside to let them in and walking to the living room.
"What did who do, un?" Deidara said entering the room.
"Tobi and Kisame knocked out Naruto and Gaara!" Konan said laying Naruto and Gaara on the couch.
"Tobi didn't do anything! Tobi and Kisame found them unconscious in a cave!" Tobi said.
"Really?" Konan asked Kisame.
"Yep." Kisame said.
Then Sasori, Pein, and Itachi walked in, looking at Naruto and Gaara, then glaring at Tobi.
"TOBI DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!" He screamed crying anime-like.
They all looked at Konan and she nodded.
"Okay if it wasn't you, what happened?" Pein asked worried for his clan member and Gaara.
"We found them unconscious in a cave near Suna." Kisame said since Tobi was still crying.
"HEY UN! THEY'RE WAKING UP!" Deidara said running over to them like everyone else.
"Huh?" Naruto said looking around.
"Where are we?" Gaara asked.
"The Akatsuki hideout." Pein said.
"Uncle Nagato!" Naruto shouted excitedly jumping and hugging him.
Pein smiled and hugged back. Everyone else looked at them horrified. The great Pein being hugged!
"How did we get here anyway?" Naruto asked confused.
"Tobi and I found you unconscious in a cave." Kisame said.
"Unconscious?" Gaara laughed. Again they looked horrified.
"We weren't unconscious! We were sleeping!" Naruto said laughing also.
Tobi finally stopped crying and said, "SLEEPING! HOW WERE YOU ASLEEP! TOBI DROPPED YOU BOTH 6 TIMES!"
Everyone except Kisame looked at him.
"Oops." He said.
"That's why my butt hurts." said Naruto rubbing said area.
"We took a sleeping pill." Gaara said rubbing his head.
"Why?" Sasori asked.
"My insomnia." Gaara said walking over to Tobi and punching him in the face for dropping him on the head.
Everybody ignored the whining and crying Tobi.
"Why did Naruto take it?" Konan asked.
"Cause he is stupid." Gaara said offering no explanation.
"I accidently spilled some of it in my ramen and I didn't want to waste perfectly good ramen! So I ate it." Naruto said rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.
Everyone face-palmed.
Then, suddenly there was an explosion at the entrance of the mansion.
Everyone, besides Naruto and Gaara, glared at Deidara.
"Hey un! I didn't do anything, yeah." Deidara said pouting.
"Well then who did?" Pein wondered walking towards the entrance, everyone following.
"ITACHI! I WILL KILL YOU THIS TIME!" Sasuke shouted glaring at everyone but faltering when he saw Naruto. "What are you doing here, dobe?"
"Really Sasuke? Don't you think this is getting old?" Naruto asked, putting on a random pair of shades.
"Dobe, get out of here." Sasuke said looking at Itachi with menace.
"Nah, I'm just going to stop you. Itachi's cool now anyways." Naruto said.
"Why are you on his side? Aren't you supposed to be trying to take me back to the village?" Sasuke asked looking very confused.
Naruto just frowned. "Sasuke! He's nice! He never did those things on purpose! He was ordered to!" Naruto said, getting frustrated.
"Yeah right! Stop lying!" Sasuke shouted, swinging his sword at Naruto. Naruto easily dodged.
"What's wrong Sasuke? I thought you broke our 'bond'." Naruto said.
"I did!" Sasuke tried to hit him again.
"Then why are you going easy on me?" Naruto asked. "You don't want to do this Sasuke. Orochimaru just corrupted you. What happened to the arrogant bastard I used to know?"
"Just shut up!" Sasuke said, throwing his sword into the wall. "You're pissing me off. Come on! Fight me!"
"If that's the only way." Naruto swung at him and missed by a hair.
Sasuke swung left and hit him in the cheek. Naruto punched him in the stomach. Sasuke spat blood and kicked Naruto into the ground. Naruto gritted his teeth and swung Sasuke into the wall.
Everyone was surprised at how Naruto was acting, they looked towards Sasori and saw him moving his fingers and focusing on Naruto. "Cheater!" Konan said severing the strings.
Naruto slumped to the ground, asleep. They looked towards Gaara and found him asleep also.
"Say what?" Kisame asked.
Sasori held up a bottle. It read, 'After waking, you might fall asleep again.'
"You were controlling him the whole time?" Sasuke asked. "That's why he was acting so weird."
"And why he put the shades on." Konan added.
"I thought he was just being boss, un." Deidara said. Some of the others agreed. While everyone else shook their stupidity.
"You both are going to need some stitches." Konan said, looking at Sasuke and Naruto.
"Somebody call for the doctor?" Kakazu said popping up suddenly.
"Kakazu! How did you get here?" Pein asked confused.
"No idea, but I really love what you've done with the place, it's so much more homey." Kakazu said swirling around.
"So are you going to help us?" Pein asked, picking up Naruto who was snoring loudly.
"Hmm.", Kakazu hummed looking at Naruto and Sasuke, "Maybe for a price."
"Stupid, greedy miser." Konan grumbled.
"I'm sorry, what was that?" Kakazu said knowing perfectly well what she said.
"I said fine!" Konan said pushing him towards Sasuke and Naruto. "Just fix them!"
"Okay, okay, show me the medical room." Kakazu said pushing his way past them, and into the hallway.
Kakazu was showed, and there were screams of 'tentacle rape' from a now awake Naruto as Kakazu fixed them up.
*15 minutes later cause I'm too lazy to write what happened while waiting*
"Okay done." Kakazu said opening the door. Sasuke and Naruto walked out looking normal.
Kakazu started walking away. "Mail me the bill!" He shouted.
"How are we supposed to mail him when we don't know where he lives?" Konan asked right when a piece of paper with Kakazu's address on it, landed on Pein's head.
"That's how." Pein said.
"What happened?" Naruto asked, rubbing his face where some of the bruises were still there.
"Well we got in a fight, but it wasn't actually you and I'm still a little confused." Sasuke said.
"Huh? I don't remember anything." Naruto said.
"That's because you were passed out." Sasori said. "I was controlling you with my strings."
"Why did you do that anyway, un?" Deidara asked.
"I've always wanted to kick an Uchiha's ass and since it wasn't happening with Itachi, I settled for Sasuke." Sasori explained.
"We train together all the time." Itachi said.
"Yeah but I never win." Sasori pouted.
Was Sasori, the puppet boy with no feelings, pouting? THE WORLD HAS COME TO AN END!
"Ahhh!" Naruto started running around with his arms in the air.
"Dobe." Sasuke knocked him out cold.
"Hey!" Konan shouted.
"You have to admit, he was annoying." Sasuke said.
Everyone shrugged and nodded. "True." They said.
Konan cleared her throat feeling some tension between the Uchiha brothers. "Well, um we are going to go watch a movie." Konan said dragging the others away including Naruto.
"We are?" Tobi asked.
"Yes." She gritted her teeth. "We are. Move it!" She shouted and they all ran into the living room, afraid of her wrath. "Don't mind us." She smiled sweetly at Itachi and Sasuke.
"Is she always like that?" Sasuke asked.
"Pretty much. Just don't get on her bad side." Itachi said, then winced as Konan's voice could be heard saying, "Did you just call me fat, Nagato?!" Then Pein's scared voice. "No! No, I didn't! I just thought you might want a new cloak since you're getting, um, taller! Yes taller!" "Aw, how sweet of you!" Konan was also a little oblivious. Pein's sigh of relief could be heard ten miles away.
Sasuke laughed a little. Itachi smiled at him and Sasuke frowned. "Sasuke, I'm sorry." Itachi said.
"Save it. I don't care." Sasuke said, walking into the living room to see them watching The Avengers. Konan was swooning over Thor and Pein was trying to get her to stop hugging the T.V.
"Ha! How ironic." Naruto said to Sasuke as he walked in. "An avenger watching The Avengers."
No one laughed. Konan even stopped hugging the T.V. because of that awful joke.
"Aw come on! It was funny!" Naruto pouted.
"Sure Naruto." Gaara said.
"Meanies!" Naruto shouted, continuing to watch the movie.
"Soooo, you guys bestest friends yet?" Konan asked Sasuke and Itachi.
"No." Sasuke said.
"THEN GET BACK IN THERE UNTIL YOU ARE!" Konan shouted at them, pushing them into the other room.
"She's crazy." Sasuke commented.
"Yep." Itachi nodded.
"I HEARD THAT!" She yelled to them.
"You were meant to!" Sasuke shouted back.
"Nuh nuh nuh nuh!" Konan stuck out her tongue.
"Very mature." Pein muttered.
"Hm?" Konan asked twirling a kunai threateningly.
"Nothing!" Pein quickly backed away.
Konan smirked, "That's what I thought."
*DING DONG*
"Ooh! Pizza is here!" Konan threw her kunai absentmindedly and almost hit Kisame.
Kisame shivered as the kunai came whooshing past his face, grazing his cheek.
"That will be 45.34." The pizza ninja said.
"Here ya go!" Konan handed him the money and grabbed the many boxes.
"Dig in!" She said setting the pizza boxes on the table. Sasuke and Itachi tried to get some but Konan stopped them, "Not until you make up!" She pushed the pizza boxes away from them.
"Come on teme! Just forgive him already." Naruto said, eating his slice.
"Never." Sasuke glared.
"Hey it's not my fault he won't forgive me! I want pizza!" Itachi whined.
"Too bad." Konan smirked, taking a bite of her pizza.
"Ooh, you're evil." He glared at her and then grabbed Sasuke and started shaking him. "FORGIVE ME SO I CAN GET MY PIZZA!"
Suddenly, a black hole opened up and sucked in Deidara, Itachi, Gaara, Tobi, Naruto, Sasori, Sasuke, and a pizza box.
"NOOO!" Konan shouted. "My pizza!" Pein dead-panned. "Do you even care about them?" He asked.
"Not really." She replied, opening a different box and taking a slice.
"More for us." Kisame agreed. He chomped down on three.
"True." Pein said, joining them.
*In Konoha*
"What?" Sakura asked as Sai got sucked into a black hole. "The ****?"
*In a random ditch*
"Huh?" Hidan said as he got sucked up.