A.N: Hello~! This is an author note from both I (Icy Angel) and my annoying co-author 1Deep

Hiya! Angie, I am not annoying.

Don't call me Angie... -.-

But please!

NO! Just NO!

Please!

NO just put the dis- Fine!

Niether I nor the Ice Bitch here, own Harry Potter or any of it's peeps, I think they belong to J.K. Rowling. Well, I should run now. Enjoy the show!

Get back here you ass! Enjoy the fic and please read the end author note if I don't kill 1Deep!

P.S. This Chapter was mainly written by 1Deep, so the focus may be a little more towards Joseph's character, sorry Angeline! :P

Chapter 2: A Bi, A Gay, and A Cat Get on a Train

Joseph and Angeline arrived at Kings Cross Station in a rush, Joseph saw Diego's family walk in a few minutes before, to find the platform's in a dead stand still. It looked clean, but it also looks like no one's been in here in hours. Based on the throngs of people they saw coming in it wasn't likely that no one had been here.

"Hello!" Joseph called his voice echoing in the empty station, in an attempt to receive even the slightest idea of where everyone was.

"Joseph! There's not gonna be an answer, remember, Diego's dad told us that we would reach the station and go to Platform 9 3/4. But we'd have to go to Platform 9 first." Angeline said with an are you stupid look. She waited for a couple seconds to let Joseph think about this, then snapped her fingers in front of his face. "WAKE UP! No Diego-dreaming! Now, we need to find Platform 9. I wish your Mom and Dad would've come with us."

Diego is a boy who lives on Joseph's street, Joseph is like madly in love with him even though it is known that he is completely straight. This doesn't stop Joseph from being flirty, if that's what you will call it. To Angeline it's pedofilism, Diego is the same age as both Angeline and Joseph, but he is about four foot six, so yeah he literally looks like a fifth grader, even though he is almost 11 like Joseph and Angeline. Anyway, the summary is that Joseph is in love with Diego and gets distracted often when he is mentioned.

Angeline pulled along her new trunk and immediately started to search the platforms for Platform 9. When she found it she turned around to look for Joseph, who has a habit of wandering off, especially when there are boys around. Low and behold, Joseph was once again caught talking to a pair of red-headed boys who looked like nothing but trouble, their evil expressions mirror by the other. Best guess, they're twins.

"Joseph!" Angeline called to him, " I found Platform 9."

"Ok, be up there in a second." He replied, his look oozing venom at her. Joseph quickly said goodbye, then pulled the trolley with his new owl, Marco, toward his best friend. "I was asking for help! They told me that to get to platform 9 3/4, run into the 2nd to last pillar with your trolley and board the train, they're going to Hogwarts too!"

"Don't just walk away!" Angeline smacked him, eliciting a sharp 'ow' from her slapee. "If you weren't so predictable you'd get so lost, luckily you just have to have the only working boy-detector!"

Joseph just gave her a 'give me a break' look. "Let's go!" He trotted down the platform all the way to Platform 9. Angeline ran after him, Fang yowling in protest to the sudden increase in speed. They made it to the column described by the blonde and Angeline was slightly hesitant to go through the pillar. Joseph however darted straight through.

"JOSEPH!" Angeline screamed after him.

The boy in question poked his head out of the pillar and laughed. "Angie, it's so~ beautiful! Comon! Don't be a chicken!" (A.N: Comon= come on. Shut up, Dumbass! They don't want to read you talking!) He pulled his head back through the solid stone.

"Ok, nothing to panic about just a magic stone pillar that I am expected to run right through...I can't do it!" Angeline screamed as she fell to her knees right next to her trunk. Fang patted her head sensing it's owner's dismay.

"Come on up you go! Not much more than a right fun chance to play chicken and not get hurt." Angeline felt a tugging on her jacket trying to get her up to her feet.

"Hey what are you?" Angeline asked looking up to find the twins Joseph had been talking to earlier.

"Well, I'm Fred Weasley, and this is my brother George," the less devilish of the two said.

"Now right up we go, we was a headed for this here portal and we saw that, you little missy needed a slight hand." The one indicated as George stated.

"Come on hurry up now, George, get her trolley." Fred pulled her through the pillar while George went behind her trolley and broke into a dead run. Fang yowling at this interruption to his nap.

Joseph was standing a few feet away from the pillar, having left through the other side, watching this whole scene take place. "Well, Angie you always tell me that I am the only one with a working boy-detector, now I've put it to good use."

Joseph and Angeline boarded the train with few other difficulties. Angeline managed to find them an empty room in one of the cars. Joseph put both of their trunks on the rack, being that he was the taller of the two. Angeline released Fang from his cage and laid down a sweatshirt for him to lay on to take a nap.

"Hey, that's my Cannon's sweatshirt!" Joseph said when he noticed the contrast between the cat and his shirt.

"You mean Diego's sweatshirt, with his cologne on it," Angeline retorted.

"Maybe," he said shrunken slightly. "Hey wait, isn't that Diego's voice?"

"Uh-oh," Angeline noticed the boy's voice when they first got in the room, she had figured that Joseph would take a nap and be at peace with his voice around. "No, Joseph, don't rape him!"

"I'm not gonna rape him, I just wanna hug him!" Joseph said, trying to get around the girl who was now blocking the door. "Angie, get out of the way."

"No." Angeline kicked Joseph's shin and slipped out of the door locking it on the way out. 'I'm so~ gonna pay for this one!' she thought as she crossed the hall to the next room. Angeline knocked on the door since the blinds were pulled down.

A slightly familiar voice responded, "I don't want any snacks."

"I'm not the candy cart." she said "Even if I was your not getting any sugar from me,"

"Give me a second please," the voice responded. 'Why is that voice familiar?' The door opened to the platinum blonde boy that she fell on in Flourish and Blotts. Only there was one difference between then and now, he's in black slacks with a tie, but was missing his shirt.

"Um, um, um..." Angeline stood there flustered by the muscles on the preteen boy's chest. 'Angie, think what would Joseph do in this situation, other than flirt.'

"Well?" the blonde asked. "I was kinda changing in here."

"Um, can I sit with you, my room got a little out of control." Angeline finally got the right combination of words to fit.

"Sure, there aren't any ladders in here for you to fall off of." The boy said reminding her that they'd already met.

"Thanks, Draco, right?"

"Right. And you're Angel Lee?"

"Angeline Lee, and yes."

"I just remembered 'angel' because you fell out of the sky." Angeline looked at Draco as he laughed 'Well this is going to be interesting,'

(A.N. Sorry I just had to leave that, just imagine that this whole flirt-fest goes on until I return to Angeline. Shut up, already!)

Joseph P.O.V.

I waited for Angeline to go into the room of that boy, Drake or something, before I started to try to escape. First, of course, I tried the handle, and found out she'd locked it! I would try to kick the glass but she'd kicked my strong leg, let's try for another escape route. There are vents "God if I get stuck in there I will kill her," I said to myself laughing like I could get back at Angeline; even if I did she would find a way to get back at me.

I climbed onto the seat and pulled a muggle-toolkit out of my trunk. Right where it always had been when I was eight, lied the silver and black screwdriver.

"And they laugh at us mudbloods, a pure blood wouldn't know a screwdriver from a wrench." I started to unscrew the vent cover. I sat the vent cover to the side and climbed onto the back of the seat. And she thought she was being smart, locking me in here. I heaved myself into the vent. I should be able to fit, I think. I kicked my legs and tried to drag myself through the tight space. I got to where I could somewhat see into Diego's car. However, when I tried to pull my arms out from behind my body I found that they were stuck in an awkward position. "Uh-oh." I opened my mouth to yell, but closed it as soon as I saw what was going on inside of the car.

Diego stood there shirtless, I assumed that they were changing. There were probably four first years in Diego's room, along with what looked like a fifth year, probably the brother of one of the first years. All of the boys in the room were shirtless, two of them in their underwear. I watched for only about five minutes before calling. "Diego! Diego!"

All of them looked around for the source of my voice. The fifth year pointed to the vent, "Uh, Diego, I think the voice is coming from there."

"Thanks, Trevor. Joseph, what the hell are you doing peeping from the vent?" Diego asked me stepping onto the seat. The two boys in their underwear frantically searched for thier pants.

"Nothing~" I said. "Just being stuck. Please go get Angeline she's in the room across from mine. With Draco." Angeline and I told him about Draco, right? "Anyways just tell her that I got stuck 'cause she locked me in."

Diego laughed at my failure in both excuses and in trying to escape the room. "Fine I'll go get her." He stepped away from the vent and grabbed his shirt slipping it over his head as he walked out the door.

"So~ what's up." I say feeling incredibly awkward.

To Diego

Diego walked out of the car and walked to the room that Joseph had described. He knocked on the door.

"I don't want any candy." A rough preteen male voice responded.

"I'm not the candy trolley." Diego shouted back.

"Fine, come in. Unless you're that Joseph boy." Diego laughed at this. Diego opened the door and walked in on something that he was pretty sure he shouldn't have. Angeline laid on the seat with her head on a platinum blond boy's lap, her shoulder between his legs.

"Um I need Angeline, Joseph got stuck." Diego stuttered.

"Wha-. I think that I may have fallen asleep." she rolled off of the seat and fell onto the floor. "and now I've actually fallen, great!"

"Angeline, I need your help Joseph got stuck in the vent between our rooms." Diego said before yelling "OH MY GOD ARE YOU WEARING A SKIRT?!"

Angeline sighed before sighing\groaning "Yes," as she got off the floor.

"How in the name of all that is holy did he get you in one!?" Diego whisper screamed.

"Do you really want to know are you just asking for the hell of it?" She asked nonchalantly while gesturing to Draco to follow.

"I don't want to know," Diego said hanging his head.

"Well comon then," She said straightening out the skirt that Joseph forced her to get.

"Damn~, he's even got you talking like him." Diego pointed out.

"Shut up!" She leads both of the boys back across the hall to her and Josephs original car.

When she opened the door she did not expect such a humorous view. Joseph laid limp his ass hanging out of the vent. "Joseph, what the hell were you doing? and you can't lie to me that it's not a Diego thing."

"He's there with you ain't he?" Joseph asked his torso still hidden inside the vent casing.

"Yes, I am," Diego's voice echoed in Joseph's head, or maybe just around the vent. "It's a little weird be talking to your ass."

"Well then hurry and get me out of this thing." His claustrophobia setting in.

"Do we have to; this would be excellent to put on a christmas card back home~," Angeline said a smug smile on her face.

"Don't you dare," Joseph said his voice oozing evil.

"Alright, alright

"Fine." Diego and Angeline said together. Draco latched on to one of Joseph's ankles while Angeline and Diego grabbed the other. Joseph popped out and fell upon his two best friends and his new acquaintance.

"Ok, Joseph since you wanted to see me why don't you come over to my car and you, Trevor, Michael, Jeffrey, Evan, Louis, and I can play a game of, well, something that involves keeping all of our clothes on."

A.N: Hello we're back!

I'm alive, just barely tho. :'(

Quiet you! We have an announcement! 1Deep do the honors!

We're gonna answer almost any questions that we are asked by the reviewers! and you will receive BOTH of our opinions, if she doesn't censor me!

Yep! :-3