CHAPTER 2
Dan and his thestral soared straight into the sky.
"I'm never going to get used to this," he thought as he clung on to Bonnie's mane with the fear of falling off. Behind him were four other thestrals, their riders peering down below them fearfully. Below them was a huge net that their cheap director had "borrowed" from the Ringling Brothers' circus. Finally, after what seemed like ages, they were finally called down. Matt was the first one down. He was afraid of heights more than anyone else. He played Neville Longbottom and it fit his personality quite well.
Dan finally reached the ground with a bumpy landing. Suddenly, his thestral reached the front of his robes with her teeth and pulled him off to the ground.
"Ouch! First you start humming the twilight zone theme tune while I'm really freaked out up in the air and now you pull me off like that!" shouted Dan, infuriated.
"Ha ha! I just love making you mad!" She said gleefully.
"Chee! What was that?" asked Cornelius with a disgusted expression on his face. "Dan, you didn't look like a natural flier at all!"
*OK people, this is where my story gets a little twisted*
Dan wearily pulled off his blood stained robes and slouched into a nearby chair.
"That's my chair! Only I'm supposed to sit in it! The DIRECTOR'S chair!" yelled Cornelius.
"Shut up." said Dan as he slid down even further. Just then, Gandalf walked in with Shadowfax trotting behind him.
"Am I supposed to be here? I think I belong in some place with woods and Ents." Gandalf said.
"Eh?" said Cornelius.
"Wha?" said Gandalf.
"Wait a second, you are supposed to be in Weta studios.in New Zealand!"
"No, actually, I am sure I am supposed to be in some forest meeting ents."
"Aaaaaaargh!" yelled Cornelius, fuming not for the first time in ten minutes. Just then, Legolas jogged in with his bow in hand.
"Oh!" said Emma. She fainted as she saw Legolas in the doorway. Legolas muttered something in Elvish to Gandalf, who whacked him on the head with his staff.
"Poo! You are messing up my blonde hairdo. It takes hours to braid these things" said Legolas.
" I can't tip ya, I'm Scottish!" said Gimli, as he walked in followed by an irritated taxi driver. ` "What are all you infidels doing here in my studio!?" yelled Cornelius.
"Egad! T'is Sauron! Take cover!" yelled Aragorn, as he hid behind a miniature replica of the Whomping Willow.
"An angry dwarf never retreats like a coward!" yelled Gimli, charging forward with his ax.
" STOP IT!" shouted Wei Chi.
Dan and his thestral soared straight into the sky.
"I'm never going to get used to this," he thought as he clung on to Bonnie's mane with the fear of falling off. Behind him were four other thestrals, their riders peering down below them fearfully. Below them was a huge net that their cheap director had "borrowed" from the Ringling Brothers' circus. Finally, after what seemed like ages, they were finally called down. Matt was the first one down. He was afraid of heights more than anyone else. He played Neville Longbottom and it fit his personality quite well.
Dan finally reached the ground with a bumpy landing. Suddenly, his thestral reached the front of his robes with her teeth and pulled him off to the ground.
"Ouch! First you start humming the twilight zone theme tune while I'm really freaked out up in the air and now you pull me off like that!" shouted Dan, infuriated.
"Ha ha! I just love making you mad!" She said gleefully.
"Chee! What was that?" asked Cornelius with a disgusted expression on his face. "Dan, you didn't look like a natural flier at all!"
*OK people, this is where my story gets a little twisted*
Dan wearily pulled off his blood stained robes and slouched into a nearby chair.
"That's my chair! Only I'm supposed to sit in it! The DIRECTOR'S chair!" yelled Cornelius.
"Shut up." said Dan as he slid down even further. Just then, Gandalf walked in with Shadowfax trotting behind him.
"Am I supposed to be here? I think I belong in some place with woods and Ents." Gandalf said.
"Eh?" said Cornelius.
"Wha?" said Gandalf.
"Wait a second, you are supposed to be in Weta studios.in New Zealand!"
"No, actually, I am sure I am supposed to be in some forest meeting ents."
"Aaaaaaargh!" yelled Cornelius, fuming not for the first time in ten minutes. Just then, Legolas jogged in with his bow in hand.
"Oh!" said Emma. She fainted as she saw Legolas in the doorway. Legolas muttered something in Elvish to Gandalf, who whacked him on the head with his staff.
"Poo! You are messing up my blonde hairdo. It takes hours to braid these things" said Legolas.
" I can't tip ya, I'm Scottish!" said Gimli, as he walked in followed by an irritated taxi driver. ` "What are all you infidels doing here in my studio!?" yelled Cornelius.
"Egad! T'is Sauron! Take cover!" yelled Aragorn, as he hid behind a miniature replica of the Whomping Willow.
"An angry dwarf never retreats like a coward!" yelled Gimli, charging forward with his ax.
" STOP IT!" shouted Wei Chi.