Here you go: Pertemis. Possibly the ship that I wish would crash and sink to the depths of Tartarus.

No offense to Pertemis shippers: ROT IN HELL!

Lol...

Pertemis cliché's usually can turn out differently, unlike Chaos, so this is my version.

Anyways, here you go:

"Hey! We just killed Kronos, and even though Olympus is half-destroyed, let's boogie!" Zeus yelled, and suddenly, food and music appeared.

"Woohoo!" Grover yelled, as he grabbed a tray and began to slide on it down the side of the Empire State Building. Drunk, maybe?

"Hey guys, where's Annabeth?" I asked Rachel and Thalia.

They both got pained looks, like they knew exactly where she was, even though me, Annabeth's best friend, has no idea where she was.

"Um.. Percy, she's over by the fountain, bu-" I honestly didn't give a flying crap about what else they had to say, so instead of listening to them and saving myself a heartbreak, I conveniently decided to walk over to said fountain.

When I got there, he saw Annabeth kissing Jake, my half-brother who didn't exist until now.

"Annabeth, even though we are technically not dating yet, how could you cheat on me like this?"

"Oh Percy, I never loved you. I never even liked you! Those four years of your life where I pretended to be your best friend? Ha! They were all fake just so I could break your heart by kissing your brother who just appeared out of thin air suddenly."

"But Annabeth, I was supposed to give up immortality for you, and you were supposed to make me blue cake, and we were supposed to kiss then get thrown into the water by Clarisse and all her friends! Then we were supposed to make out under there! What happened?"

"Oh Percy, I have no need for the events of the actual story."

Rage boiled up inside of me. I made a giant hand out of water.

"Bitch slap!" I yelled and slapped Jake off of Olympus.

Suddenly, Annabeth got scared and cowered. "I'm so sorry, Percy, please forgive me!"

"No way, but my fatal flaw is loyalty, so I cannot hurt you!"

I walked away, with tears in my eyes. When I got back, for some reason the party was over.

"Where'd everybody go?" I asked the Olympian Council. "And why is Hades here? It's not even the Winter Solstice yet..."

"Anyways, avoiding that question, Perseus Jackson, we have randomly decided to make you Guardian of the Hunt," Zeus said.

"But I don't wanna b-"

"Everyone, your new Guardian of the Hunt!"

"Wait! We don't travel in the company of males for very long! It's a rule," Artemis said.

"Well my dear, rules are meant to be broken," Zeus said.

"Fine, I'll let you change it just this once," Artemis replied.

"Okay, looks like I'm the new Guardian of the Hunt," I said.

Artemis randomly blushes at the sound of my voice.

LATER THAT EVENING

"Okay, so ladies, we have a new member," Artemis announced, while I was inside the tent.

"Who is it?" I heard one voice say.

"Is she from Mars?"

"Does she like corndogs?"

"I wonder if she's famous."

"Maybe she's a guy."

"Holy cheese and rice no! Artemis would never be stupid enough to let a guy into our Hunt!"

"Say what now?"

"I hope it's Ariana Grande!"

"We're maidens, remember?"

"Oh yeah..."

"SILENCE!" Artemis said. "It is a guy."

Gasps from the Hunters.

"And he is now the guardian of the hunt. Please welcome Perseus Jackson!"

I timidly walked out of the tent, getting glares from everybody except for Thalia and Artemis.

"Okay. So now what do we do?" I asked.

Artemis blushed again at the sound of my voice. "We need to sleep. Perseus Jackson, you will have your own tent. Tomorrow we go to Camp Half-Blood to stop an army of monsters from invading."

I walked into my tent and started to get dressed into my Hunter's clothing. I took my shirt off, and Artemis conveniently decided to walk in at the moment.

"Perseu- OHHH!" she said when she saw me without a shirt on.

I smirked. Even though she was a maiden, I would flirt with her anyways.

"Hey. Like what you see?"

"I-I- c-curfew i-i-s at-at t-twel-twelve."

I smirked again. "Anything for you, babe," I said.

She giggled (which was very out of character) and walked out of the tent.

I sat in my tent and got ready for the next day.

THE NEXT DAY

"Hunters, enemies are approaching on the left side! Team A needs to accompany me, Team B stay with the campers!" Thalia exclaimed.

I sprinted over toward where Team A was headed, and killed a couple dracanae.

Once the battle was over, Annabeth walked up to me and said, "Percy, I'm sorry. Can we be friends?"

"Fine, Annabeth. We can be friends, but we will never date."

She looked crestfallen. I walked over to where Artemis was.

"That was... good fighting for a male, Perseus," she commented.

"Well yeah. I don't mean to brag, but-"

"Oh shut up, Jackson," she replied with a smirk.

I grinned and we began to lean in. We kissed, and it was awesome! I'm kissing a goddess! Woot woot!

Gasps were heard all around, but none of her Hunters got angry at her for breaking her vow.

I interlaced our fingers and we all lived happily ever after.

Alright. I know this sucked, but it was meant to be like that...

Not as bad as this, but it was still meant to be bad.