CHAPTER 2!
The next few hours in Alex's life were misty. Her inked forehead was burning like her everlasting love for Jack. She glanced across the room to see her true love being taken away in a critical condition by an ambulance. Alex immediately got in her car and chased the ambulance to the nearest hospital - which due to the third world country Pakistan is, was 3 hours 46 minutes away.
After arriving, Alex rushed in to the hospital to find out where Jack was being treated. A doctor approached Alex with a worried expression on his face. Alex stood up to meet with the doctor. 'IS HE OKAY?' she cried.
'He's in a critical but stable condition. Do you mind looking after him for the next hour or so? It is time for my curry break and there is some extra hot chilli curry in the cupboard so I might be a bit longer. He should be fine while I'm gone.' the doctor said.
'Sure, of course, yes, just let me see him. Enjoy your curry.' Alex replied quickly as she rushed down the corridor and into the room where Jack was lying on the hospital bed.
'JACK!' Alex cried with happiness.
'Allessdhfsdfhehskkseeks!' Jack groaned as he exploded with happiness.
'Oh my god. I thought I'd lost you after only being reunited with you a couple of hours ago.' Alex almost fell into tears as she sat on the bed next to him.
'Iiivieihsh Lovoeovooeevee Youususghg' Jack mumbled quietly, as he was almost drifting off to sleep but Alex wanted to talk to him, so she rushed into the nearest bathroom, grabbed a bucket of water and threw it onto Jack who was now asleep.
'DSA9FAHFIOAJFIJFIDSJFSFJIGJIJIGJAGJBA' Jack screamed. Alex had forgotten that water was a good conductor of electricity so Jack was now receiving an electric shock. 'WHYSHSYHSY DIDIDEHSIH YOUOGUGHDF ODODODUD THAAAHTAHNT?'
'Oh my God, I am so sorry.' She unplugged the machines, grabbed Jack by his knees and flung him over her shoulder as she carried him back to the car. The hospital room burst into flames after they left, and the hospital burnt down that night.
Upon reaching Alex's apartment, she carried Jack up the stairs and put him down on her bed. 'I love you, too.' whispered Alex as she took off her clothes.
Jack vomited due to the lack of care he received at the hospital. Alex saw the vomit and got so turned on. 'Oh Jack, that's hot.' she whispered seductively as she proceeded to rub her breasts into the vomit on her bed.
Jack saw Alex was getting aroused at his vomit so he tried to do it again, but by doing so he fell off the bed onto the floor headfirst, and Alex jumped on top of him, rubbing his shoulders. 'Mmmmm. All that weird shit you said on twitter to me 10 years ago is finally gonna become reality.' Alex whispered as she stuck her middle finger up Jack's anus.
'THIS IS THE POLICE, PUT YOUR HANDS UP.'
'OH MY GOD. WHAT DO WE DO?' screamed Alex in fear as she removed her finger from Jack's anus.