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Peeta Mellark age 6:
He walks into class and sees the girl with the braids. She's so sexy he wants to kiss her on the mouth which he normally thinks is gross but he would do it to her. And then the stork would bring them a baby and it would grow up and they would live together forever and ever. So he goes up to Katniss and tells her. "I think you're the sexiest person in the whole wide world and I want to kiss your mouth."
Her eyes widen and she calls the teacher. "Miss Glafnewlfse, Peeta said bad words!"
Miss Glafnewlfse smacked Peeta's wrist and told him to go to timeout, but that was okay because Katniss said his name and now they were in love. "I LOVE YOU TOO, KATNISS." He screams. "WE WILL BE TOGETHER FOREVER AND EVER AND HAVE SEVENTEEN BABIES AND LIVE IN A BIG HUGE MANSION!"
"YOU'RE A CREEP, PEETA!" Katniss yells. "NOBODY WILL EVER LOVE YOU, JEARKFACE!" She uses the worst word she knows because she doesn't know any others. After all, they are only six. The whole classroom gasps at her and the teacher puts her in timeout RIGHT NEXT TO PEETA! He then held her hand and refused to let go even when she started crying for the teacher. It was true love forever after!