"So, this is what it feels like to be with multiple characters from other franchises." The Merc with a Mouth noted, "It feels weird."
"Wade, we're in a hotel filled with the other Death Battle combatants, both winners and losers, I literally just had to break up a fight between Chun Li and Felicia earlier."
"Ah, you're just miffed that your new game was overhyped Rye-yuu. Did ya get any pics of the catfight?"
"It's pronounced 'Ree-yoo', Deadpool. And you still haven't given my dojo the royalties for the shoryuken!" Ryu countered.
"... You still didn't answer my question about the catfight." Deadpool countered.
"No. I didn't get any pictures of the quote unquote catfight, Wade." Ryu answered.
"So there was a catfight!" If Deadpool's mask didn't mask it, Ryu would've noticed the merc's bloody nose.
"Ugh!" Ryu got up from his spot on the couch, tossing the remote aside.
"Well, now I got the remote to myself- oof!"
Wade was knocked aside to make room for two new figures 'Damnit, X, not letting the audience know who knocked me down is just plain rude!'
"Move it."
"Get out of here!"
"Scorps? Ragna?"
"What do you want?" The reaper questioned.
"Well, I was watching my new movie, but I guess you want to watch something else." Wade got up, and left the room.
"... Didn't his movie just get released about a month or two ago?" The reaper questioned.
"With the degenerate, I oftentimes just don't ask questions." Hanzo replied.
"Fair enough, wanna play some Injustice?" Ragna asked.
"Dibs on me." Hanzo replied.
"Tch, kick me out of my scene, will you? Well, time for some payback." Wade made his way to the basement area.
"Alright, now where's that power box?" He looked around, and found it.
It was just on the other side of the room.
Across a massive obstacle course.
"Dudeblade just can't make this easy for me, can he?"
Nope.
"Oh, fuck you X."
"How the hell are you this good at this game?" Ragna was in trouble, he hadn't even gotten Hanzo's Scorpion anywhere near the next bar, while he was nearly at half of his second bar.
"This game was made by my company, I'd think I'd know how to play it." Hasashi pointed out, "Plus, I let you use Superman."
"Speaking of, where is the Man of Steel?"
"He's off in another dimension with the Super Saiyan saving the multiverse or something." Hanzo replied.
"Huh, neat."
"Damn, this obstacle course is tough!" Deadpool had somehow managed to get past the buzzsaws, forced himself to push on through the laser net, and had somehow had not screamed like a little girl after getting a vatful of acid dumped on him.
"Not funny X!"
It was totally funny the last time he screamed like a little girl. If one were to ask Batman, or Captain America, they would tell the story in great detail.
"That never happened."
It totally happened.
"No. It. Didn't."
Let's get back to the plot before Wade pops a vein.
"Don't you dare-"
Hanzo's Scorpion had finally gotten to its second bar, all thanks to a sneeze he did when Ragna pulled off his super move, sending the ninja's wraith avatar into the atmosphere, and back to the battlefield.
"Hmm, clever. Using an unexpected source to avoid utter defeat." Hanzo noted.
"Well, you're kicking my ass, I have to take any advantage I can get." Ragna replied.
"Well, that won't help you once I get my meter up again." Hanzo had a sinister grin on his face, had hellfire not spewed from him, Ragna would have been worried that his Scorpion persona was breaking through.
"Oh, no…"
"Ah, finally." Deadpool had managed to get to the power box, thankfully, he had spare costumes so his melted and incinerated suit would cover up his… Package.
"Hey, I get that this fic is rated T, but you can use the word 'pen-'" Wade was thankfully cut off by a stray missile from the security system, keeping this fic rated T.
"Whatever." Wade waved off, "Time for some sabotage!" His grin was visible even under his mask.
"Alright I got you!" Hanzo cheered, his Scorpion had managed to land his super move on Ragna's Superman after a lengthy combo. Ragna was petrified, he would lose the game.
He never liked losing, he prayed for some force to make his loss unprovable and non-existent.
He heard a feint 'you got it!' from the basement.
The power went out.
Hellfire spewed from Scorpion's eyes.
"DEEEEAAAAADDDDPPOOOOOLLLLLLL!"
"Ha ha!"
AN: The merc with a mouth has struck! Will Hanzo calm the hell down? Will Deadpool survive his impending incineration? Will Ragna challenge someone else he could actually win against? The answers to these questions and more will be revealed...
Next chapter.
Damn, this was short. More lengthy chapters after Bayo's preview.. Hopfully.
Disclaimer: All characters and kharacter belong to their respective franchises.