Title: Bang Bang
Rating: M
Genre: Romance/General
Pairing: Fem!Shrapnel/Grimlock
Universe: Prime – "Three Little Words" and "Take My Spark" AU
Warnings: mentions of past interfacing, language

Songs of Inspiration:
"Bang Bang" by 3OH!3
"How We Kill Stars" by Shaka Ponk

Summary: "The one name you can call out tonight is mine, got it, Lizard?" He smirked before forcing his helm forward, slamming his lips against hers once more before pulling away. "Whatever you say, Lady Bug."

Author's Note: Another request from Speedy. A lot of talking in this part. I'm usually not very good with dialogue, but I tried. I'm not quite used to writing this much dialogue, but practice makes perfect, I suppose. I wasn't exactly happy with the ending, but oh well. It happens. I hope this is to your liking Speedy! If you've got anymore suggestions, I'd love to hear them! Anyways, thanks for reading and I hope you enjoy!

Bang Bang – Part 2

Her optics flickered slightly, slowly waking. She groaned, stretching about her arms and legs, which was followed by a moan as she felt that pleasurable ache in her valve that was always left over from an intense interfacing session.

Her optics still closed, she turned over, only to be met by her lover's face next to hers. He was still in deep recharge, breathing softly, warm puffs of air tickling her faceplates. She smiled before closing her eyes once again, attempting to slip back into a peaceful recharge with her lover.

Outside Grimlock's quarters, Maximum and Silversun waited. They pounded on his door, trying to wake the Dinobot leader from his slumber.

"Hey, Grimlock! Wake up! We've got training today!"

Maximum's fist kept pounding against the metal plating of the door, but still, nothing. He growled in frustration as he began to grow impatient.

"Oh for Primus sake, come on you overgrown lizard!"

As his agitation, he kicked the door. Still nothing.

"Alright, that's it."

"Maximum, you probably should wait. It's not polite to–"

"I don't even care anymore, Silv. He needs to get up now and it looks like we're gonna have to do this the hard way."

Silversun sighed and shrugged. Once Maximum got going, there was no stopping him. He watched as Max put in the override code to the Dinobot's quarters, and the metal doors slid open. He quickly stepped inside.

"Grimlock, get up! We have–"

He froze.

"–training... today..."

Silversun looked over Maximum's shoulder, only to have his optics go wide and wishing he hadn't peeked in. On the Dinobot's berth, Grimlock slept contently... with Shrapnel by his side. The two of them were sprawled out, the mech's helm resting in the crook of the femme's neck, while Shrapnel's servo rested on the side of his faceplates. They were both in deep recharge, their soft breathing the only sound in the room.

Silversun quickly backed out of the room, knowing not to get in the crossfire. He knew better than that.

"What the fuck is this?!"

Grimlock's visor suddenly activated and he shot up, reaching for his sword. When he saw the Prime's son in his private quarters, however, he backed off, simply shrugging his shoulders and laying back down.

"Don't you go back into recharge on me! I asked you a question!"

The silver mech heard a groan.

"Shut up, Maxi. I'm tryin to sleeeeeeeep..."

Shrapnel pulled a pillow over his helm, blocking out the light and, hopefully, blocking out the lecture that was to come. She was not in the mood for this today.

"Oh no! You're gonna tell me what's going on here! What are you doing in his overgrown lizard's private quarters and what are you doing in his berth?!"

Grimlock sat up and looked Maximum in the eye.

"What did you just say about me you little punk?"

There was no fear in the silver mech's optics.

"You heard me, Godzilla."

The Dinobot snarled, having to use most of his self-control to not lash out at the Prime's son.

"Grimlock, dear. Calm down."

He pulled back, letting Shrapnel sit up. She yawned and rubbed at her lower back, stretching out and letting joints pop.

"You can put two and two together, Maxi. You can figure it out."

Maximum blushed after seeing the tell-tale signs of a rather adventurous night the two must have had.

"Oh for Primus' sake... you didn't?"

"We sure did. S'not the first time either."

"Wh-aa-awhat?"

He watched her yawn again with a blank expression on her faceplates, like this was the most casual thing in the world.

"I... seriously cannot believe you right now."

She shrugged.

"What's not to believe? I mean, you slept with–"

"YEP-EP. That is different."

"Yeah, I bet. What's the big deal about it? Does it rub your protoform the wrong way?"

She smirked playfully at him and he turned away.

"No. It's just... I don't know. I'm trying to look out for you, dude."

Shrapnel smiled and leaned up to hug her friend around the neck.

"Aw, thanks Maxi. Glad to see you care about who I sleep with." she said, giggling.

He blushed slightly. "Yeah, yeah."

Then she leaned closer and whispered into his audio, "If you or Silver tell anyone about this, I will make sure that they never find the bodies. Got it?"

He shivered in fear and quickly nodded. "I promise."

"Good." Then, she turned him around and booted him in the aft.

"Alright, now get. I've got business to do."

Maximum mumbled, "More like someone..."

"What was that?"

"Nothing!"

Then, he ran out of the Grimlock's private quarters as fast as his legs could carry him, the heavy metal-plated door closing behind him.

Behind her, Shrapnel felt Grimlock run his lips along her neck, making her gasp. Her cheeks radiated heat and she giggled.

"Hhm, how about a morning quickie?"

She groaned when her lover's heated interfacing panel rubbed against her's.

"How could I resist an offer?"

His chuckle boomed and she turned her helm to kiss him deeply as his digits dipped below her plating, teasing wires and tickling her protoform.

What a way to start a morning after.

Sometimes it's just better to let sleeping dogs lie, Maximum.