"I'll fix you a nice sandwich and a beer the minute we get inside." Daphne said as they stood in the elevator, waiting to be taken to the 19th floor.
"Well, why would you do that? We just ate, and I paid a fortune for that dinner!" Martin replied.
"Yes, but you see... I could tell right away that you weren't happy with the food at all."
He looked at her in astonishment.
"Really? You could see that? Wow... you really are psychic!"
Daphne smiled. "How nice of you to notice, Mr. Crane, but I was talking about that big bag of scraps you have in your hand."
Martin glanced at the bag awkwardly. "Oh this? Well... I just... thought I might want some for later."
Daphne shook her head in disbelief. "Nonsense! I know those are for Eddie. I tell you, I think that dog eats better than we do, sometimes."
Finally the bell sounded and the doors opened.
"Here we are!" Daphne sang.
"Yep, thank God this evening is finally over with!" Martin said.
Appalled, Daphne's mouth fell open.
"Are you saying what I think you're saying? You really didn't have a good time with me tonight?"
"Of course I did!" Martin said. "I just meant-."
Daphne grabbed the keys from her purse and stormed out of the elevator.
"I know what you meant, you old sod!"
"Daphne-wait!"
"I can't wait!" Daphne said. "I can't wait until your heart is broken so I can have a good long laugh when you tell me how lonely you are!"
Angrily, she opened the door, surprised when it hit something. "Oh dear..."
"What is it?"
She pushed harder. "Something's blockin' the door. I can't open it!"
Martin moved past her.
"Here, let me try."
He put his hand on the door and pushed gently, causing Daphne to laugh.
"You call that a push? You have to push it hard like this!"
She shoved the door as hard as she could; startled when she heard a cry of pain, followed by Eddie's excited barking.
"That's Eddie!" Martin said. "What's goin' on in there?"
"I'm not sure." Daphne replied. She opened the door a little wider and gasped in horror when she saw Niles lying on the floor, wearing his navy blue jacket, dress shirt, tie, dress shoes... and his boxer shorts.
"Dr Crane!"