Hello Dear Readers. I'm Lord Voldemort. Formerly known as Tom Riddle.(call me that and I'll have Fenrir Greyback pay you a visit) If you are reading this I'm either dead-which is extremely unlikely, the Order has won and I'm dead, or I'm supreme ruler of the world(which is much more likely). Everybody knows I plan deatheater attacks; but here's a secret, I do so much more than that.

First, I wake up and wax my head. A Dark Lord must look his best you know.

I put on my blackest, most intimadating robe.

Then I glide down the staircase and engage in my favorite activity-intimidating Wormtail. All I have to do is look at him and he cowers in fear. It's good to be king.

Next I go down to my secret chamber and paint. Personally, I love to paint meadows with bunnyrabbits and tulips or daisies. I also enjoy painting the Hogwarts grounds.

Afterwards I play with my adorable beagle puppy I named her Rose. Quite sadly, she's the only women in my life.

For breakfast I dine on fear…and blueberry muffins! I love them when they're moist and have just enough sugar.

After I've eaten breakfast I plot world domination. [Insert evil laugh here]

I always do yoga after plotting world domination. I can't get anything done if I'm always yelling.

Yell at more prisoners.

Torture the prisoners.

Torture the prisoners.

Torture the prisoners.

Torture Wormtail.

Gamble, I always win. What kind of Dark Lord would I be if I couldn't win a simple game of cards?

Finish The Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants. I seceretly love muggle fiction. This book is my favorite. It makes me so emotional. I never want to stop reading. I must know how it ends!

Owl Dumbledore and politley inform him that I'm winning.

Next on my schedule is attend a an attack. It's the highlight of my day!

Scare a few children.

Eat a sandwich for lunch.

Then I plan out my new candy making buisness. (I have a bit of a sweet tooth.

Tom's Oldfashioned Candy Shop, buy our chocolate covered deatheaters or die!

Next I host a Kareoke night. These sessions are top secret, but they are a lot of fun and the younger deatheaters love them! I do a pretty wicked Couldren Full of Love.

Later I have to do seriouse work (accept inteligence; make more plans, and ect.)

I practice my ballroom dancing. Even a Dark Lord must host events.

After I'm done with ball room dancing I dance to disco music. (I am groovey on the dance floor.)

For dinner I ear a four course meal.

Afterwords I change into soft polkadotted pajamas and go to sleep.

There you have it. A day in my life is more than planning attacks you know. It can be a lot of fun! (I know it doesn't seem like something I would say, but there is more to me than meets the eye.)

Thanks for reading. I beg you to review! Thanks to all those that review.