Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, even if I am Harry Potter in some sick, twisted way. He/I belong to JKR.

A/N: If Harry acts Out Of Character don't blame me, cause I won't be OOC. This story is awesome like that. Also, speech from the first flashback is taken mostly from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (as I like to call it, Sorcerer's Stone just didn't seem right since Flamel was an alchemist and a philosopher; Perenelle Flamel was the Sorceress, supposedly).

Chapter 1: Just some Pre-Hogwarts stuff

I guess we should just start at the top. October 31, 1981. Harry Potter died, along with his parents, I replaced him slightly before Voldie threw the killer at me, and since I exist in multiple planes, it reflected right off me and into him, ripping his soul from his body and unintentionally creating me into a Horcrux. Of course, I knew this would happen and let it, as things would get bad quickly if I wasn't Horcrux No. 7. James and Lily died, but before their souls could go off to wherever they needed to be I called them into me for later. Don't worry, it will all be explained. Ol' Albus and Minnie came and took me to the Dursley Demons, and I spent my childhood there.

To explain Harry's death, I would have to casually say that I pressed the Delete key and he, along with any knowledge of him died and was replaced with that of Charles James Potter, the so-termed 'Boy-Who-Lived'. This is bollocks. I didn't live, I chose not to die, as is my right as an inter-dimensional/inter-universal being. I can't die in a plane until I decide, as well as any bonded by soul to me *cough* James and *cough* Lily. In this particular timeline I had a few special things planned which will come into play later. Now, without further ado, let's begin with the wonders of my abusive childhood.

Unfortunately, I had to deal with malnutrition and repeated beatings from Vernon, Petunia, and Dudders. The horrid semi-humans still spread those horrible rumors about my 'violent tendencies'. I was reasonably intelligent, but I made no move to show it because I wanted to spare myself as much pain as possible. In another timeline I made the Dursleys into my eternal slaves at the ripe age of 2, but I decided against that course of action this time around. I was already pissed with Dumbledork, and made it a priority to curse the old fuck as soon as possible.

The usual spurts of 'Accidental' Magic came into play and I soon got my Hogwarts letters, which Vernon burned, further cementing my desire to turn the entire family into pigs instead of just Dudley for good measure. We moved into the Hut on the Rock and Hagrid busted the door as usual, but when Hagrid zapped Dudders I wandlessly completed the transformation. Now it's flashback time!

Hut on the Rock, 12:07 am:

An' here's Charlie!" said the giant. (A very lovable giant, mind you)

Charles looked up into the fierce, wild, shadowy face and saw the beetle eyes were crinkled into a smile.

"Las' time I saw you, you was only a baby," said the giant, "Yeh look a lot like yer dad, but yeh've yer mom's eyes."

Uncle Vernon made a funny rasping noise.

"I demand that you leave at once, sir!" he said. "You are breaking and entering!"

"Ah, shut up, Dursely, yeh great prune," said the giant; he reached over the back of the sofa, jerked the gun out of Uncle Vernon's hands, bent it into a knot as easily as if it had been made of rubber, and threw it into a corner of the room.

Uncle Vernon made another funny noise, like a mouse being trodden on (at this point I was inwardly laughing at the expressions on Vernon's face).

"Anyway – Harry," said the giant, turning his back on the Durselys, "a very happy birthday to yeh. Got summat fer yeh here – I mighta sat on it at some point, but it'll taste alright,"

Flashback End

Okay, I'm tired of third person. I'm sure you faithful readers know what happens after that if you've read Joanne Rowling's series where my name is Harry. (Harry, not Harold, what a riot). I 'learned' about magic, Dudders got a tail, but I waved a finger when Hagrid gave it to him and completed the transformation, but I gave him wings as well. Hagrid stared stupidly at his umbrella while I laughed uproariously at the sight of Petunia chasing Dudders as he flew around the room and Vernon sat open-mouthed like a fish.

Hagrid took me to Diagon Alley at that point, and upon arriving at the Leaky Cauldron, I turned to Hagrid and said:

Outside the Leaky Cauldron, 11:17 am:

"Hagrid, I appreciate everything you've done for me but I think I'll be alright once we get to wherever we're going. I have plenty of shopping experience thanks to the Durselys, and I would like to enjoy some of my newfound freedom from their clutches."

"Well okay, Charlie, I guess that'd be alrigh'. Don't yeh be gettin' lost, though, now. Stay on the main road, though. I oughta at least accompany yeh to Gringotts, though. I've business o' my own there today."

"Thank you, Hagrid. It means a lot to me. Now can we go? I'd really like to now. Please?"

"Alrigh', alright', follow me now, Charlie, an' stay close now."

"O.K. Hagrid. That sounds great to me."

Flashback End

Hagrid and I entered the Leaky Cauldron and I was swarmed by admirers but I just up and told them to sod off and went on my merry way. Hagrid accompanied me to my vault at Gringotts, and attended to his business shortly thereafter. He told me to meet hime at Florean Fortescue's after I was done shopping. I watched Hagrid lumber out of Gringotts and turned back to the teller, Griphook.

I greeted him in flawless Gobbledygook, saying something along the lines of, "Hello, great goblin Griphook, may your wealth outnumber your enemies'" Griphook just stared at me with his mouth open, it was really quite hilarious. Anyway, after all the pleasantries were exchanged, I asked to become emancipated as Lord Potter, knowing I could due to my relative age in the universes. Griphook looked at me, puzzled as to why I would ask, before he checked his ledger for my age and found, to his bewilderment, that I was over 3,000 years old. Of course, this was cumulative of all my previous lives. I was quickly emancipated not only as Lord Potter, but also Lord Emrys, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin.

A/N: It's shorter than normal but I had to get it up. I apologize for the lack of a thorough Diagon Alley venture, but that will come in the next installment. I just wanted to get done with Gringotts and the Cauldron in advance. I will have multiple wands, multiple animagus forms, and I will have a few miscellaneous powers as well. Please review, I don't like writing blind without feedback.