And we're back! On with the funny!
Also, I noticed I didn't clearly label the parts of the episodes in the last chapter. Hopefully that won't happen again.
Where's the Wolf that is the Werewolf? -Hidden Lab, Chase Scene
(The evil werewolf is chasing after Biff)
Biff: Fangface, catch! (tosses the formula to Fangface, and the evil werewolf pursues him)
Fangface: Pugs, catch! (tosses formula overhead, it spills out and Puggsy catches the bottle)
Puggsy: Come to papa- (the spilled formula splashes into his eyes) AUGH! Help! I can't see! I'm blind! Oh, it burns, IT BURNS! (runs all over the place, eventually knocking over the camera)
A Heap of Trouble -Lair Scene
Prof. Arnos: With my machine, I will turn everyone on the campus into hulking monsters!
Kim: That's what you think! When Fangface catches up with you-
Biff: (aims to clap his hand over Kim's mouth, but instead hits her forehead) Dork-stamp! Heh heh…
Goofy Gargoyle Goof-Up- Cave, Boulder Scene
(Fangface and Puggsy duck into a cave as a large boulder rolls by)
Puggsy: I think it's gone. See if the coast is clear, Fangface.
Fangface: (looks out of the cave in both directions) All clear! (grr) It's safe to come out, Pugs.
(They step out… and Indiana Jones runs by)
Indiana Jones: (pauses) Um… am I on the right set? Whoa! (runs from upcoming boulder, which runs over Fangface and Puggsy)
Director: *sigh* Lets try that scene again…
Fangface and Puggsy: WHAT? D8
The Defiant Casablanca Giant -Café Scene
(Abdul the Giant is standing in the doorway)
Fangs: (holds up Baby Fangs) Ooh, save me Baby Fangs, save me!
Baby Fangs: What do you want ME to do? You're closer to his height!
Where's the Wolf that is the Werewolf? -Hidden Lab
(Puggsy is sitting on a stool, his hands covering his eyes)
Medic: How is your eyesight?
Puggsy: A little… fuzzy.
Medic: Ah, lets take care of that. Move your hands. (Puggsy moves his hands, showing that his eyeballs have grown fur) Whoa! …Um, can we get some Clearasil over here?
Snow Job Jitters- Pier Scene
(The Scorpion and his men ride off in a ski lift. The gang runs to the pier… Kim slips and falls into the water)
Fangface: (looks at script) Huh. I don't recall swimming in the script. (Kim grabs his tail and yanks him into the water)
Royal Trouble with the King's Double -Opening Scene, King's room
(Rudolph is looking into a mirror when Count Basel enters)
Count Basel: That's a lovely robe, my dear cou- *snickers* Ha ha ha ha! (falls over laughing)
Rudolph: What's so…? (faces mirror, seeing that the glass has been taken out and Puggsy is standing there, making a face) *rolls eyes* Ha ha, VERY funny.
A Heap of Trouble- Elevator Chase Scene
Puggsy: Yow! We're airborne! (drops ray machine and runs back into elevator)
Biff: Puggsy dropped the ray machine!
Kim: (stands up) I'll catch it! I'll cat- WAUGH! (falls back when Biff hits the breaks)
Biff: Sorry… bunny in the road again!
Take Two- Kim: I'll catch it! I'll ca- whoop! (loses balance and slips, then glares at Biff) Where'd you learn to steer?
Biff: Sorry… (turns to director) Can we try that again?
Take Three- Kim: I'll catch it! I'll catch it! (the machine falls… but lands on Biff's lap)
Biff: (in a high voice) YeOW! (slams on breaks, Kim falls forward)
Director: (face-palm) *sigh* Someone get Biff an ice-pack and take five!
Kim: How come HE gets the ice-pack?
Where's the Wolf that is the Werewolf? -Lab Scene
Medic: Look, it's either douse the formula in your eyes again to clear the fur, or we'll have to switch to another solution!
Puggsy: I'd rather go with the other solution and avoid the stinging!
Medic: Suit yourself… (holds up electric razor and switches it on)
Puggsy: AUGH! Wait! I'll take the formula!
Medic: (switches off razor) Thought so.
A/N: That's all for this chapter, folks! If any of you got some ideas, let me hear 'em!
No flames are needed, though. Nope.
