Waluigi's Baseball Slam

by Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus

Waluigi gets challenged to a game of baseball by Wario, so now he takes the challenge! Forming a team of Smashers, the two wicked idiots are determined to prove who is better at baseball! Who will win the ultimate battle of batting balls at base, Waluigi's nasty team of misfits, or Wario's gross team of morons?

2. Waluigi Finishes His Baseball Round Up

Waluigi, Toadette, and Bowser Jr. kept scouting for more players, approaching the Smash Mansion as Toadette's stomach growled. They already had Bowser, Petey Piranha, and a random female blue Noki, but they needed just three more players to complete Waluigi's team.

"We better be getting some of our last teammates." Waluigi growled as he pinched the temple of his nose with his right hand. "I feel like it's been five friggin' years."

"That's because the author is a lazy idiot and only updated this on April Fools Day as an elaborate prank," Bowser Junior explained while shattering the fourth wall, riding in his Junior Klown Kar as he was polishing it.

"Man, I hope we can get some burgers and fries. I'm hungry!" Toadette admitted, her hands on her rumbling belly.

"Well save it for the baseball match, kid." Waluigi stated, opening the door to see Chrom, Shulk, and Lucina, all eager as they looked at the trio.

"Err... can I help ya?" Waluigi remarked, feeling a bit intimidated by the human Smashers... and Lucina's dad that was reduced to a pitiful Final Smash.

"We heard you were looking for bloody teammates, so we wanna join!" Shulk stated as he pulled out The Monado. "I'm a really good swinger with my bloomin' Monado!"

"And I don't use the tip of my sword, so I can hit the ball easily!" Lucina stated as she did a twirl.

Chrom chuckled as he rubbed the back of his head with his right hand. "And I wield a powerful sword of steel, and I can do chrome things." He then summoned a laptop, opening up Google Chrome.

"Ooh, sounds promising!" Toadette stated as she slapped her hands together, ignoring her tummy rumbling. "Oh my!"

Bowser Jr. sighed as he shook his head. "Nah, there's more to it than being a Smasher. You have to prove that you're up to the challenge of being in a dug out, waiting out in the sun as the day turns into night, preparing to run as fast as you could. All of you would be too slow in your clothing, and it just-"

"YOU'RE IN!" Waluigi exclaimed, being hugged by Chrom, Shulk, and Lucina, who were all crying tears of joy.

Bowser Jr. narrowed his eyes as he dropped his shoulders. "Or... we could just let them in."

"Yay!" Toadette stated as she bounced with joy, stopping as she felt a pain from her gurgling stomach. "...but can we seriously get some food? I'm famished."

And so they did. To the doughnut shop, where Ganondorf and Jigglypuff were selling donuts, with Mario and Luigi running a StarBeans cafe there as well, helping to expand the shop greatly.

Waluigi, Toadette, Bowser Jr., King Bowser Koopa, Petey Piranha, a random female blue Noki, Chrom, Shulk, and Lucina. Truly the perfect team for Waluigi. The question everyone is likely asking... who is on Wario's team? Besides Captain Falcon and Wario himself, of course.