We don't own Hetalia- Axis Powers.
Hungary: I've been here the whole time! This is the best sort of drama! And I'm saving it all for the next world meeting!
M: The whole time? Do you have any suggestions for England?
Hungary: YES YES YES YES YES
M: Well…
England: Well… I guess so, France!
France: Really? Je t'aime, Angleterre (1)! *smooooooch*
Prussia: M, England passed out.
M: Uh…. Uh… Uh…
Canada: IHOP?
M: Take the whole car to IHOP (including anyone passed out). Have a great time.
Canada: ^_^
France: … :(
M: Why are you frowning?
France: After Angleterre (1) wakes up, he might not like me anymore.
Prussia: I suggest kit kats to cope w/ depression.
M: How long does it take for you guys to get to IHOP? This car ride seems to be going on forever!
Canada: On no! Where's Kumamiku-san?
M: I have no idea! Is he back the place where you crashed?
Canada: No…
England: Ugh… Canada, I had the strangest dream. A nightmare, actually. I dreamed that France kissed me. Full on the lips! Ew, I can still taste it… I may need to boil my lips….
Canada: Where's Kumasaburo-san?
M: Check in the trunk.
Canada: Found Kumariso-san! He was under England the whole time!
M: Wow. Is France okay?
Hungary: (dreamily) Was it nice?
England: (clueless) What?
Hungary: The kiss, stupid!
England: Yeah. I guess so…
Prussia: Kesesesesese! HE KISSED A BOY AND HE LIKED IT!
Canada: Ew, Katy Perry!
England: Wait, WHAT?
M: Don't ask me!
Hungary: *fangirl squeal* Man, I'm so glad I got this on video!
Canada: Wait, where are you?
Hungary: In your trunk!
Prussia: That's what she said! Kesesesesesesese!
Hungary: Immature much?
M: How many people/animals are in this mini-van?
Prussia: Five people and a polar bear.
England: Someone please explain this situation to me!
M: Ask Canada.
Canada: I'm invisible! YOU CAN'T SEE ME! *covers eyes*
France: Eyes on the road!
Canada: Right! Sorry! *focuses on not crashing car*
England: M, please tell me what's going on!
M: Um… Ask Prussia! Or watch Hungary's video!
England: Give me that, Hungary! *steals camera and watches* Uh…. Uh… Uh…
France: *ashamed*
Hungary: *giggle fest*
Canada: (singing Katy Perry) Do you ever feel/Like a plastic bag (2)…..
M: No. I never feel like a plastic bag.
Canada: (still singing) Drifting through the wind/wanting to start again?
M: *laughs*
Canada: *skips most of song* BOOM BOOM BOOOOM!/EVEN BRIGHTER THAN THE MOON MOON MOOOON!
M: Lovely, Canada.
England: Huh? I'm getting a call from…. America.
America: Dude, where are you? You're never late!
England: Late to what?
America: The world meeting! Didn't you get my call? I moved it to today. Also, have you seen France, Prussia/East Germany, or Hungary? They're not here either. Also, have you seen…. Uh… That other guy. You know, my brother? Yeah… what's his name again?
England: It's Canada. But anyways…
M: They're in a brown mini-van traveling towards IHOP.
America: Great! That's where I'm having the meeting!
Authors' Notes!
(1) Translations:
Je t'aime, Angleterre- I love you, England
Angleterre- England
(2) The song Canada is singing is "Firework" by Katy Perry.
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