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AN: This is part one of the series of one-shots for Phantom Lord. It will start with the subdivisions and end with Fairy Tail and the Main Phantom Lord guild at Magnolia. There will be other arcs in this series such as Tower of Heaven, and the Oracion Seis.

Enjoy!

Chapter 2: Phantom Lord
Phantom Lord's walking guild appeared in front of Magnolia after the mages of Fairy Tail retreated from the Phantom Lord headquarters. Jose, the guild master of Phantom Lord had the guild's ultimate weapon, the Jupiter, pointed at Fairy Tail's guild building, but little did he know that as he was launching an attack on Fairy Tail, many small teams of Fairy Tail were wiping out his sub-divisions around Fiore. He also forgot the fact that Narakuryu and his MythMaster crew had joined Fairy Tail, so he thought that with the defeat of Makarov, there was no one there that could oppose him.

At Phantom Lord Subdivision 1
Albert and Samantha kicked down the door of the Phantom Lord subdivision, causing it to fly across the room. It hit the wall and kept going.
"Who the Hell are you two?" A Phantom Lord associate demanded
"How dare you damage our guild!"
"Get out before we hurt you people!" He replied
Albert and Samantha strolled into the guild building unworried and carefree, pissing off many of the people that were in the building.
"Earth Make! Earth Fist!"
"Fire Make! Fire Storm!"
"Water Make! Water Spear!"
"Wood Make! Constricting Vines!"
The attacks came streaming at the invading mages, but without the two even trying to move, the attacks seemed to just swerve away from them and hit other Phantom Lord guild members.
"What the hell was that for!" one of the Phantom guild members shouted.
"Watch where you're aiming!" another steamed as he brushed himself off.
"WHAT THE HELL! You know my aim is perfect! The attacks just swerved around them! I don't know why that would ever happen! It's never happened before!" one of the guild members that fired an attack yelled back.
"YOU BITCHES GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME"
"Who died and made you commander Yotashi?"
"Shaddap Rex!"
"You guys won't ever be able to hit us with any of your attacks. Come on, even your guildmaster Jose would lose to us in a second," Samantha said with a sigh.
"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!"
"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BELITTLE OUR GUILDMASTER!"
"STOP TALKING BIG, THERE'S NO WAY THAT YOU COULD EVEN HURT OUR GUILDMASTER!"
"Requip! Devil's Swords!"
"Fire Make! Volcano!"
"Water Make! Spray!"
"Lightning Make! Lightning Net!"
"Wood Make! Poison Ivy!"
"Earth Make! Earthen Spikes!"
"Shadow Knuckle!"
"Guns Magic! Spread Shot!"
The light of the magic spells filled the room with a full spectrum of colors. Albert and Samantha just put their sunglasses on.
This went on for what seemed like a few hours, but in reality it lasted only about maybe three minutes. The members persistently sent wave after wave of attacks at the two intruders that were standing quite leisurely in the middle of the guild lobby, but none of the attacks seemed to even come close hitting them at all.
Samantha and Albert were getting really bored and decided to use rock, paper, scissors to decide who would wipe out this subdivision.
"Rock, Paper, Scissors! Show!" they said amused as a multitude of attacks flew around them.
"AWWWWW! I can't believe that I lost to you! But I guess this is at least going to be fun to watch." Albert complained as Samantha beat him at rock, paper, scissors.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Samantha laughed out as she looked at the sad look on Albert's face. He sat down, and then put his hands on his head to relax.
"Wipe 'em out Samantha!"
"Okay you little brats, I think I should have introduced the two of us when we got to the door!" Samantha yelled, "We are both former MythMaster guild members, now Fairy Tail members, and well you probably know me as the Demon of the Elements and Albert, well most people call him the Father of Matter."
"What! They're the famous Demon of the Elements and Father of Matter! Even Gildarts bows before these people!" one person yelled.
"Crap Crap Crap Crap Crap!"
"MEAT SHIELD!" one guy yelled as he grabbed an unconscious guard from the floor
"Screw this! We're out of here!" Everyone said as they rushed to the door.
As they left, Samantha went to grab the flag when everyone came back.
"Hold on! Hold on! This is our guild building! Why the hell are we running out!" the person in lead asked.
Samantha withdrew her hand from grabbing the flag and sighed before saying, "Looks like you all want to taste a bit of my magic, huh?"
"Bender Magic! Phoenix Form, Flaming Wing Attack of the Phoenix!" yelled Samantha as her magic power skyrocketed. A column of flaming magical formed around Samantha and red script spread out and formed into a magical circle. The flaming magical power formed into flaming phoenix wings around her arms and she drew her arms back before swinging them forward smoothly. The swinging of her arms caused the flaming wings to sweep the whole guild off their feet, send them flying through the air, before crashing them down and making them lose consciousness.
"This was a waste of time! I just hope that Narakuryu doesn't hate me because I didn't finish it quickly enough!" Samantha screeched.
"Oh I can just see it now! Narakuryu rejecting you because you didn't finish a mission fast enough! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Albert laughed as he imagined that happening. "He would be utterly disappointed in you!" When he looked at Samantha he saw that she had sulked to a corner and was weeping in despair. "Look, Samantha! I was only kidding! You know that Narakuryu would never do that!" Albert raised one hand to crush a straggler with a miniature black hole.
After Albert said those words Samantha immediately snapped out of her depressed mood and grabbed Albert and the Phantom Lord Flag and racing out the door toward Magnolia.

At Phantom Subdivision 2
The day was great, everything was peaceful and all the guild members were lounging the lobby of their huge guild building. Well that was until two familiar mages decided to pay a visit. The doors suddenly flew off their hinges and were sent flying across the lobby hitting a few members. At the door there were two shadows that were quite small and seemed to be what looked like two cats!
Everyone's mouth was hanging open, eyes popping, before everyone started to laugh.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Looks like we have stray kitties looking for a new house!"
"Did Torman leave the tuna out again?"
"Get pest control!"
"Well it looks like we're getting a warm welcome," Frizzi said.
"This is so troublesome! Can we get this over with?" Shika asked.
"Oh yes! Okay you little brats we came for the flag and we're gonna take it from you!" Frizzi said nonchalantly.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The cat thinks it can beat us and take the guild flag! Who would be that stupid!"
"They're just a pair of dumb, stupid, idiotic cats! What can they do to us anyways?"
"I want the lazy one! The other one is too rigid!"
Frizzi and Shika angrily stormed into the center of the lobby and well lets just say they were pissed. Frizzi was furious that someone dared to question his intelligence and well Shika was a little too lazy to really care. When they got to the middle of the room, Frizzi spoke up,
"Well you little twerps! That comment about my intelligence will not go unnoticed, but I would like to introduce us to you, just in case you wanted to know. We may seem like harmless little cats to you but we actually aren't. You've obviously never seen us in action, because, well you would be dead right now if you ever did see us. You may know us by our nickname, Chaos Creators; we are the S-class Exceeds of MythMaster, well Fairy Tail now. Now face your doom!"
"What the hell are you talking about?"
"There's no way that you little kitties could be the fabled Chaos Creators!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! GOOD ONE!"
"You all get Fs. For Focus." Frizzi replied.
"Shadow Knuckles!" Shika shouted through the ever increasing din in the lobby. Suddenly, everyone within twenty feet of Shika was sent flying into the walls of the guild building by their own shadows.
"What the hell was that!"
"Did that cat just control shadows?"
Frizzi glowed red and angled his fingers to form an F. The light shot towards Shika, and the shadows hit precise points on the Phantoms' nervous system. The Phantom Lord members were immediately paralyzed and fell to the ground in a heap. They looked like a massive dogpile and looked on as Frizzi used his Aero Magic to sprout wings and take the Subdivision flag from its holder. Frizzi and Shika strolled out the subdivision leisurely walking on top of the fallen guild members before hitting the guild building with a spell.
"Math Magic! Exponential Decay!" yelled Frizzi as a grey magic circle appeared in front of him and a grey beam of light hit the guild building. The guild building was encased in an array of lights and started to disintegrate. The building turned to dust and fell onto the Phantom Lord guild members that were lying in a heap.
"Let's go before Narakuryu gets pissed at us for taking too long and not getting back to Magnolia in time!" Shika yelled as he flew through the air and top speed.
"Coming!" Frizzi yelled as he flew faster to catch up.
"The hell is this! The whole guild destroyed...by a duo of cats! Guild master Jose won't be happy about this," one of the Phantom Lord members exclaimed.

AN:

This is the end of Part 1.

This will appear within the next three chapters of my other story Fairy Tail's Myth User.

Hope you liked it.

Thank you for reading.

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