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Chapter Two

Nutty!

You may have thought these sex crimes don't get any weirder. But what separates this case from others is that this is a little tricky and a little odd. With Detectives Stabler and Benson arrive at the crime scene, the first person that they have the pleasure of seeing was Melinda Warner. And as always, she was there to explain how this person died.

However, this was not a woman that was killed or raped. In fact, this was a man. And that wasn't even weird to begin with.

"So what happened here?" Olivia asked her.

"The victim's body is covered in scratches, looks like he was fighting something. He has two bullet holes in his right temple and his chest, either one would have killed him." She explained. That's when she got to the weird part, "And there's also something else: The victim's jewels among other things were torn off. Not cut off. Torn off."

All Elliot could do was shake his head in disbelief as he inquired, "What kind of sick, sadist of a human would do such things to a guy?"

"Oh no no, this was no human." Melinda disagreed, "It was squirrels who did this. Found that out when CSU found a pack of squirrels holding the weapon and the other with his 'belongings'."

"Squirrels did this?" Olivia exclaimed, in which she nodded in response, "Damn it! This the ninth time this has happened already. Are squirrels getting more intelligent?"

"And we thought the previous victims were covering it up." Elliot added, "So what do we do? Arrest wild animals?"

The three stayed in silence for at least a moment or two until Olivia straight up walked away. This was too messed up for her to deal with a ninth time.

"Friendly" Visit

Even though she had work to do, Casey decided to leave work to pay someone a visit. The thing was, it was at the SVU squad room and it was kinda weird for her to show up unannounced like this. And the thing is she wasn't even there about the case.

As soon as she walked into the precinct, Olivia was the first person who noticed her. Thinking she had bad news about the case, she asked her this, "Casey, what's going on? Something happen?"

"Oh no. I'm not here for any of that." She briefly explained.

"So what are you doing here?"

She didn't bother to answer her and instead walked over to one of the desks. Which happens to belong to Fin. Her randomly walking around made this a little strange. She thought of asking her what she was doing but turned her attention somewhere else.

Looking around with her hands on his desk, Munch looked up and said, "Um... You should know that Fin's desk."

"I know." She replied, "So where is he?"

And ironically enough, Fin was sitting right behind her when he answered, "Right here." Casey was almost immediately alarmed with the fact that he was right behind her so she couldn't really drum up a lot of words. Several moments of eye contact, Munch barked out:

"Enough with the eye sex you two, there are people present."

Finally, Casey managed to say something, "Erm...hey. I was just looking for you. I thought you'd be here."

"What do you want?"

"I came to visit you, silly. You know I almost never get a chance to spend time with you, even at work."

"What about me?"

"Shut up, Munch." Casey responded while she began touching him with her finger, "But anyways, I thought that after work we could head over to the bar, have a drink or two. See how the night takes us."

"I wish I can, but the captain has us working overtime tonight." Fin told her.

Munch was unaware that he was lying so he said, "No he isn't."

"Shut up, Munch."

"Well consider my offer. Bye." She walked away, then looked back at him. He had no idea why she was acting like that and he had no intention of knowing. But Munch knew exactly what that was and he started to stare at Fin and start to chuckle.

"The hell are you laughing about?"

"I think a certain someone has a crush on you." He teased him. He should have known him well enough that he does not like that.

"I'd ask you to bite me but I'm afraid that I'll be as old as you."

Hello?

It may not be anything, it may not even be worth wondering but something crossed the mind of Dr. George Huang. That was the fact that people mostly ignore him. It was ridiculous, but he noticed that until he talked, then people knew that he was there. Other than that, he was ghost to these people.

Sometimes, people actually know that he's there. Even if he hasn't said anything yet. He walked around in his office, trying to figure this out. He even moved to Oklahoma and people barely know that he's there, in fact, he almost lost his office because they forgot.

George wanted an explanation from someone, until it hit him. Since this was such a interesting trait, he believed that he could actually use it to his advantage. Not in the fashion of crime, but more along the fashion of spying on people. He's done it before. Perhaps he could help in certain cases; he didn't have to hide. He just had to stand there in broad daylight and people wouldn't know that he's there.

And he had the perfect test for this. "New York Giants locker room. Here I come!"

***We again interrupt this story for a special public service announcement***

Olivia - "Hi, I'm Olivia Benson. Obviously. So today, I want to address a rising topic that many people have noticed. It's about the sudden hatred for Kathy Stabler and Dani Beck. Now before you go on, I'd like to say this. Even if Kathy wasn't Elliot's wife and Dani did not kiss him; Waited years for him to kiss me. There's no reason to show hatred for them. Kathy is a good woman and Dani is a acceptable detective. I'll let you decide.

But if still hate them, at least portray them in the way the show did. You don't have to kill off Kathy or Dani to justify me and Elliot together, it's better if we all get along. If not, then I am very disappointed in you people.

That's all I need to say about the subject. So go to, anticharacterhate. com for more info. Thank you."

***Back to the story***

EX: Part 2

Another day inside the precinct, another day that's full of boring hours on the job and another day full of the same old shit. The detectives spent the time doing whatever they could. Munch looked up the usual conspiracy sites he usually goes too, Fin slept on his desk, Elliot played with anything that in his sight and Olivia did nothing but mess with a pencil.

Then, Elliot got an idea. It was more of something that he did previously. And he wondered how it would work at work.

"Hey, Liv. Do you want a cup of coffee, in case we need to head out?" He asked her.-

"What the hell. I'll get it."

He didn't want to go out so quick so he insisted, "No, allow me to do it."

"Sure. Go ahead."

With everything back on the tracks, Elliot poured her a cup of coffee and added one shot of the same thing that made her trip the last time, ecstasy. Stirring it up, there was nothing better than Olivia acting like a fool in order to make things more alive.

"Here you go. Make sure you down it all, Liv. You need to energy."

"Alright." She did exactly what he said, as she gulped it down. She needed to energy. But it wasn't gonna come from the coffee. Elliot started snickering, loud enough to catch Munch's attention.

"What did you do?" He asked him.

"You'll see in about a few minutes." Elliot whispered, not trying to blow it.

Much later, the entire precinct came alive when Olivia spiked things up in there. In the last several minutes, she has been singing and dancing to U Can't Touch This since it kicked it. Turns out that ecstasy has a alternate effect on her. And Elliot and the others were laughing their asses off.

Where Is He?

The people who work with Munch don't know much about his past romances. And to be honest, they probably shouldn't know. What is known is that Munch has been married... four times. While one of them is possibly in New York, that's probably the only ex-wife that close to him.

In the case of Munch, he was soon off to join Fin and Rollins in trying to obtain information for a investigation. But before either could even get out there, Munch and the others heard the screams of a woman coming towards the office. At first, they thought it was Nick's wife but Munch knew that voice from anywhere.

"John! Where are you?"

"Who the hell is that?" Olivia wondered.

"Dear god, it's my ex-wife." Munch responded with lots of disbelief; so he hid in under his desk, "If she asks for me, tell her I'm not here, or dead."

And right as he hides, a woman around his age walks in the room. Looking around, Olivia walked over and asked, "Is there something I can do for you?"

"Do you know where my ex-husband is?"

"Um, no. I don't."

"Then get out of my way, bitch." She said back at her, walking away to find him. She looked around for him and when he saw that she was looking under desks, he had to make his escape. He thought he had the right timing but right as he dashed as fast as he possibly can, she quickly caught sight of him.

"John Munch, you get back her this instant!"

"Leave me alone!" He pleaded as she chased after him. The others literally had no clue of what just happened, and were unsure if they should go after them or just ignore it.

"Just when we knew the man, we learn more. But that was like the time Nick's wife came up in here and started things." Fin said as a matter of fact.

"How would you feel if your wife came at work and did the same?" He inquired but he walked away without an answer. He didn't care even if he decided to answer him.

Behind The Scenes

Elliot - "Hey. If you're enjoying the series so far, then you're either drunk, high or stupid. If you are sober, not high or stupid and you're enjoying it so far, then that's a good thing. If you still don't like the series, then I'll come to your house and make you like it.

Anyways, before we go, I wanna share some things that we do when we aren't working on certain cases. Individually."

- Olivia: Does almost nothing.

- Munch: We all know what he does...

- Fin: I honestly don't wanna know.

- Alex: One time, I discovered that she collects stuffed animals. Pretty cute.

- Casey: She does this, she does that. Can't really keep up with her.

- George: For some reason, I imagine him doing strange things after work.

- Melinda: Also don't know what she does when she's off work.

"Huh? Turns out I don't know much about them out of work. Except for the fact that we drink, other than that, that's about it. Oh well, see you next time.

End of Chapter Two