Garuru's ship hovered invisibly over the Hinata's house as the platoon that came along with it conversed with Keroro's platoon. It can do that? REALLY? How much of the outside world am I missing?!
"Well, Keroro. Nano seems rather comfortable with your hospitality. What sort of torture is she bringing you?" Garuru said.
"Wait... How do you know she tortures us?" Keroro gasped.
"Let's say you weren't the only platoon she was placed in for testing." Zoruru sighed.
"Oh, I would never torture these fine men... *cough*yesIwould*cough*" Nano smiled with sarcasm.
"Remember all those pranks we pulled on everyone, Miss Nano?" Taruru giggled.
"How could I not? That was the last time I saw Garuru-kun like that, so I shall always treasure our prank reign of terror." Nano smiled proudly, "I still have the photo."
"What did you do to him?" Giroro demanded.
"Permanent markers plus Taruru and me plus passed-out-like-in-a-coma Garuru-kun equals fun." Nano smirked.
"He locks his room's door to this day because of it." Taruru burst out laughing.
"Here's the photo." Nano shoved it in front of Giroro's face. The corporal could barely keep himself from laughing.
"Well, Garuru... I see you kind of... Um... Didn't notice them doing this..." Giroro couldn't help but crack up a little. The lieutenant just sighed.
"Oh, come on, Garuru-kun! Don't act like you didn't have a little fun with it afterwards!" Nano whined.
"Nano." Garuru said.
"You're no fun anymore." Nano pouted.
"Nano." Garuru spoke louder.
"And you won't admit that-" Nano started again.
"NANO." Garuru said even louder.
"WHAT." Nano growled.
"Just like you always are." Garuru chuckled, "Quick to think, quick to assume, quick to act, but slow to answer. Just a test to see how much you've improved. Not much I see."
"GARURU-KUN, YOU-" Nano tried to think of a word not too rude.
"Jerk?" Garuru finished for her, "Like you've always said about me. You've not changed one bit." Nano gave a pouty lip.
"Well I can predict you just as you can predict me, at least." Nano smirked as Garuru sighed.
"Ku~" Kururu suddenly chuckled.
"HEY EVERYONE! PICTURE TIME WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT! GET ON THE COUCH!" Nano yelled. Everyone in the room immediately posed on the couch.
"DORORO, GET OUT OF THE VENT! WE'RE TAKING A PICTURE! ZORURU, GET YOUR HALF-METAL BUTT IN HERE OR YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL DO!" Nano called out. The two assassins entered the room and took place in the group.
"Everybody say macadamian nut cakes!" the lavender girl said. When nobody said anything, she sighed.
"Ok, just say cheese." she growled, pressing the camera button. A pink light enveloped everyone on the couch, who each yelled in unison from the sudden light. Details hurt my brain. Explosion.
I know these are ridiculously short chapters, but I want to make it as suspenseful as possible. I like making people anxiously await their next serving of pure story-ness. ;) Please wait for my updates and new stories. I have a tight schedule quite often. Mornings are my hotspots, occasionally evenings, for updates. Patience is a good virtue. GUMIKU out!