Chapter Two: Justin Bieber is Not a Monster(or Maybe he is)
Pairing: None(Destiel is you squint…hard.)
"Sam, are you kidding me? He needs to be hunted and killed,"
Sam rolled his eyes. Cas was watching them go back and forth. Maybe he shouldn't have said anything.
"Dean, it's a teenage boy who sings," Sam sighed. "He's not some monster. Ignore Dean Cas."
Cas nodded. Dean scoffed and rolled his eyes.
"Justin Bieber is a monster," Dean protested. "No one with that amount of crappy singing and girlish looks can have so many fans. Did I mention his songs suck?"
Cas cocked his head to the side.
"But Dean. I find his melodies to be very pleasing,"
Dean gaped at the trench coat clad angel.
"Are you freaking kidding me? Cas, he's got you too!"
Sam shook his head.
"Dean, it's his opinion. If he likes Justin Bieber then let him. Nobody complains when you listen to your music,"
"You only agree with him because you listen to the same douche bag music," Dean retorted. "Mr. Jason Mraz. I mean who the hell is that?"
Sam ignored his brother. Cas was still confused.
"So is Justin Bieber a monster or not?"
"Yes/No,"
Dean and Sam glared at each other.
"Dean, not one single freaking word,"
Come to find out Dean was right. Justin Bieber was a siren. The real Justin Bieber was so unpopular he fell into the music industry black hole. And Dean kept reminding Sam every moment. The brunette was about ready to stab his brother. Cas was in the back seat watching the two interact.
"Hey Sammy? What has two thumbs, a nice ass, and was right about Justin Bieber?"
Sam groaned.
"Wait. I think I know this one," Cas said. "Is it you Dean?"
Dean laughed.
"You bet your ass it is Cas,"
"Cas, don't encourage him," Sam told him. "His ego is over inflated already."
"Aw Sammy. Don't be mad that I was right and you weren't. I know monsters when I see 'em,"
Cas nodded and pulled out his handbook.
'Justin Bieber is a monster,'
"I bet money that Lady Gaga's a monster too," Dean commented.
Sam shook his head. Unfortunately for Dean, Lady Gaga is actually a human being and now he's on the FBI's most wanted list…again.
Chapter Two End!