-1Chapter 2! The Triple song Night! WOO!
A little after Ejay had escaped Zolo's swords, after him being pounded on by Sanji for trying to kill Ejay, AFTER Nuit and Tasha tried to kill Sanji for pounding on Zolo for trying to kill Ejay, where after Ejay tried to kill Tasha and Nuit for trying to kill Sanji for trying to kill Zolo for trying to kill Ejay, everyone including the reunited break-off Straw Hats, were eating a DELICIOUS dinner made by the GREAT and AWESOME Sanji!
"LUFFY DAMN IT! STOP TRYING TO TAKE MY FOOD!" Ejay yelled, ears laid back at Luffy as he pulled his arm back as Ejay almost sliced it off with her knife.
"STOP THAT YOU EVIL HUMAN!" Iyanna yelled, hitting Ejay in the head with her plate.
"Then tell your 'boyfriend' to STOP taking my FOOD!" Ejay yelled back, continuing to eat. "Plus, you guys are great for each other, you're both human garbage disposals…" she mumbled the last part so Iyanna couldn't hear.
Iyanna glared at Ejay as she kept eating, eventually trying to steal some of Nuit's food.
"So, Ejay-chan," Nami suddenly spoke. She had been quiet for a good part of dinner for some reason. "We read about the whole 'no self-insertions' thing on your laptop and well, aren't you going to make this adventure into a story?" she asked, a little surprised that Ejay didn't have a notebook with her, taking everything that's happening down.
"Nope, Nami-chan. Me, Nuit-chan, Kira-chan, Kaori-chan, Iyanna-chan, Tasha-chan, and Nitral-chan got pulled away, so to speak, we discovered something very strange…" Ejay started as she took a big swig of her Vault. (This should turn out odd…or not…HOW THE CRAP SHOULD I KNOW?)
"What?" Nami asked, almost standing up.
"Well, we discovered that we aren't from another dimension," Kira said. "We're really from an island called Tech Island, it's THE most technologically advanced island in the East Blue. And yes, you are all still on a famous manga, it's just not in a different dimension, which where after, we were told didn't exsist…" she said quickly, swallowing a few platefuls of food in one gulp. Like it said before, Iyanna ate ALL the food that the psychos had, so you'd expect that they are going to pretty damn hungry.
Everyone but the psychos stopped and stared at them for a second, like this: OO.
Then, Ejay's eyes widened as she ran out of kitchen and onto the other ship yelling: "HOW COULD I JUST LEAVE HER ON THE SHIP! SHE'LL DRINK ALL THE GROG!"
Everyone but the psychos looked at each other as they walked outside to see what all the commotion was about, cause there was loud banging and yelling on the dragon ship.
"DAMN IT YOU!" Ejay yelled, chasing a golden flash out of the ship, tripping and stumbling over her own feet but righting herself and tackling the flash to the ground. "NYAA HAHA! GOTCHA NOW!" she laughed maniacally as she pulled a grog bottle out of the flash's mouth, which happened to be her Golden Retriever, Ladybug, or, as they call her, 'Buggy.'
"That'll teach you to take my grog…" Ejay smiled as she got up and brushed herself off.
"BUGGY!" Luffy grinned and tackle-hugged the dog.
"How can you remember that grog-theivin' dog after all this time Luffy-san?" Ejay wondered out loud.
"It's weird Ejay-san," Sanji said, lighting a cigarette and walking towards the galley door. "He couldn't stop talking about meat and that dog of yours - THE HELL!" he roared as he saw all of the food enough for an army of soldiers completely gone, and about six psychos sitting there with their stomachs full of all that food.
Usopp almost fainted when he saw it, Nami and Zolo looked really freaked out, Luffy was laughing his ass off, Chopper and Robin were wondering how six 17 year olds could eat ALL of that food, and Sanji, well let's just say he was looking…quite terrifying right now.
"Sanji-kun, calm down. Just stay cool. Don't kill them, that's my job…" Ejay said, calming Sanji down before he was convicted of…11th degree psycho-slaughter…if that's a degree, of course.
"That was ALL the food we had for a week's trip, Ejay-chan! Where do you intend to get more when we're in the middle of the East Blue?" Nami yelled.
"Tech Island isn't that far from here, it's just a few miles away…we'd have to disguise ourselves before we port though…" Ejay trailed off, a faraway look in her eyes as she walked onto the dragon ship to find the map to Tech Island.
"What was with the zoned out look?" Zolo muttered.
Tasha and Nuit suddenly popped up beside him, each with a piece of what was left of the dinner in their mouths.
"Ejay-chan had a bwad expewience with someone on dat iwand a while gback." Nuit said, her mouth full of food as she reached in her pocket to pull a piece of paper out. (Sorry, I couldn't resist that! XD Anywho, translation: Ejay-chan had a bad experience with someone on that island a while back.)
"What happened?" Sanji asked.
"Gwe'll show gnou if you would 'ait Scumbag!" Tasha almost yelled at him. (Another translation: We'll tell you if you would wait Scumbag! Sorry again!)
"Ghere." Nuit said, she and Tasha walking back into the galley as Nuit handed Zolo 7 pieces of rolled up old looking parchments.
Zolo unrolled them and looked at them all for a second, rolling them up again before handing them to Sanji as he walked over the the Merry Go's mast to lay down.
Sanji had a confused look on his face s he unrolled and looked at them. "Bounty posters…?" he muttered as he flipped through all seven of them. All of them were either 55,000,000 Berries or, for Nitral, well he didn't have a bounty. His gaze lifted up to Ejay running around her cabin, looking for the map to Tech Island, not realizing she didn't need it.
"AH! Damn it! I can't find that bloody map! How are we going to get to that damn island without a DAMN MAP?" Ejay roared from inside her now messy room, ears and tail drooping.
"I CAN HELP YOU EJAY-SAN!" Sanji grinned from the doorway, heart eyes a blazin. (Don't ask, I just laugh so damn hard whenever Sanji gets those hilarious heart eyes! lmao)
Ejay sat there, staring at the posters in Sanji's hand, having another weird look in her eyes. She shook her head as she snapped out of her trance, getting up and taking a piece of rolled up paper from a shelf in her room.
"No, it's okay Sanji-kun, I have the map now." Ejay smiled weakly as she walked out of her room and onto the Merry Go with the 'map' in her hand.
Sanji's heart eyes faded and he looked sullenly at Ejay as she walked away, who turned towards Zolo and, taking her sandal off, threw it at him for NO reason.
"MUAHAHA!" Ejay laughed, running off, and hiding behind a cabin wall. She peeked her head around the corner, only to find that Zolo hadn't stirred. "Damn…" she mumbled.
"HEY! Who threw this shoe at me?" Nitral yelled from the crow's nest. He'd apparently not only came out of the galley and climbed up in the crow's nest, but had also got hit by Ejay's sandal.
"Uh…" Ejay started. "Not Ejay-chan!" she said in a squeaky voice.
Nitral glared down at her, those violet eyes almost delving into Ejay as he threw the sandal at her head.
"I'M GOING TO THROW YOU OFF THIS SHIP EVEN IF IT TAKES ME ALL NIGHT!" Nitral yelled, jumping down and chasing Ejay around the ship.
"Hey! You aren't serious about tossing me off the ship are you? I can't swim!" Ejay yelled.
"Oh, I'm serious!" Nitral grinned, running in front of Ejay, lifting her up by her wrist, and throwing her out to sea.
"Oh my Gosh! Ejay-chan! Everyone but Zolo yelled, cause he's still asleep.
Everyone turned and glared at Nitral, then struck him in the head incredibly hard, predictably landing Nitral with nine bumps on his head, not counting Robin and Chopper cause they were too busy watching as Ejay fell closer and closer to the ocean.
With Ejay, in the air…
"AH! I'M GONNA KILL NITRAL-CHAN! THAT BAKA KNOWS DAMN WELL I CAN'T SWIM WORTH A DAMN!" Ejay yelled as she fell about half a mile above the water. "HE! SANJI-KUN! GUYS! HELP PLEASE!" she called over to the still visible Merry Go.
Back with the straw Hats…
"HEY! EJAY-CHAN IS FALLING FASTER!" Usopp pointed crazily at the falling Ejay. She was closer to the ship than she thought.
"Ah! Ejay-san!" Sanji yelled as Ejay hit the water with a big splash, starting to sink quickly. And faster than you could say…this entire story really really REALLY fast like in a chipmunk voice, Sanji threw off his jacket and his shoes (if that's possible) and dove into the water.
Back with Ejay again…
'Damn that Nitral-chan! I can't swim! I'm so gonna die.' Ejay thought as the water pressure started taking affect.
(okay, 'My Will' from InuYasha goes here right…now!)
'Maybe, there's a way I can swim. It's got a very good chance that's it's not going to work, but I have to give it a shot!' Ejay thought as she attempted to move her arm. No movement. She tried moving her arm again, still not giving any sign of moving anytime soon.
'DAMN! I'm really gonna die!' Ejay thought sadly. That word, 'die', rang in her head. 'Really gonna die…gonna die…die…'
(and now, Ready Steady Go from FMA goes here!)
'NO! I CAN'T DIE! NOT NOW, NOT NEVER!' Ejay thought, getting very angry. She gave one final attempt to move her arm. Hey, what was that? Something moved to her left. Ejay looked over to her left. Oh God no. That is one big fish.
Ejay screamed mentally as she went to draw her swords that were still on her sash from when she got them from the Psycho ship.
'If there was ever a bad time to get eaten by an oversized sushi platter, it's now!' Ejay thought as the fish got closer. Hey, now what is that thing? Another fish?
She looked up, something swimming in her direction.
"What the…" she mouthed. "Sanji?"
That's right! Sanji-kun! WOOT! Sanji was swimming really fast towards her, seeing as the currents around Tech Island were really hard to pass through.
'Man, these currents are getting stronger to swim against, better hurry.' Sanji thought as he came closer to Ejay.
Sanji was about 2 feet away from Ejay, which was good, 'cause Ejay was starting to lose consciousness…which is exactly what had happened right when Sanji hooked an arm around her waist and started to pull her up towards the water's surface.
On the Merry Go again…
"They've been down for too long now, and these currents aren't going to help." Zolo said when nobody saw any rising air bubbles.
"Please, they'll be fine!" Kaori smiled. 'I hope…'
"Fine? They've been down there for 5 minutes now! No thanks to a certain idiot…" Nuit trailed off, glaring daggers at Nitral who had suddenly become very interested in the sky and whistling.
"Yeah, they have been down there for a long time, I'm starting to get more worried than usual." Nami said.
"Like Kaori-chan said, Nami-chan, they'll be fine!" Tasha reassured her worried friend.
After about five minutes, air bubbles started to surface the water.
"HEY! It's them! Get a rope!" Iyanna yelled, Luffy handing her a rope.
In only five seconds, Sanji broke through the water's surface, an unconscious Ejay in tow. Usopp and Nitral helped pull Ejay up onto the ship's deck, then helped Sanji up.
(Okay, I know this is getting kinda annoying, but - sigh - Shooting Star from Naruto goes here now!)
"Hey, Ejay-san! Wake up!" Sanji said breathlessly. "Wake up!"
Inside Ejay's head (NOTHING! No…)…
In the snowy town of Korenari, a little girl about the age of 7 with navy blue hair, brown eyes with hazel rings around the pupils and two katanas walks around with her eyes to the ground in search of assistance, for she is alone. Her parents have died at the hands of the king Hyoki, a vicious ruler with a merciless army and now, she is left homeless, alone, and sad. But there is one Brightside; she was rid of her step-mother. Her step-mother was the most vile woman on the planet, most likely in the entire galaxy.
Many a time that someone has tried to help her, she just refused, because she was angry. Angry that she needed to call upon others for help, something that she rarely, almost never, did.
As she walks down a deserted alleyway, she sees movement in the bushes and reaches for her swords.
"Who's there? Show yourself, now!" she yelled.
Then, a girl with long black hair in a ponytail, dark-brown-almost-black eyes and brown skin the same age as her comes walking out of the bushes with two guns in her hands, pointed directly at the navy haired girl.
"Who are you?" katana girl asked, her hands not leaving the hilts of her swords.
"Who are you?" gun girl asked, her fingers never lifting off of the triggers of her guns.
"I asked first." the first girl said.
The second girl showed some signs of hesitance, but gave her name none-the-less. "Kira. Now tell me yours." she said.
"My name is Ejay." navy hair said bluntly, standing up straight with her hands at her sides.
"Hmph…" Kira grunted and holstered her guns.
"Why are you out here all alone?" Ejay asked.
"Why are you?" Kira asked, arms crossed.
"I asked first!" Ejay yelled.
"But I asked second!" Kira yelled back.
"What does that have to do with anything?" Ejay asked.
"Dunno…" Kira said, sweat-dropping.
Ejay looked at her crazily. "So, again, why are you out here all alone?" she asked again.
Kira rolled her eyes. "I'm not out here alone, I have friends." she said.
"Really now? And who might they be?" Ejay raised an eyebrow, crossing her arms.
Kira only smiled and started shouting random names. Then, 4 girls and 1 boy, same age as each other except for the boy who was one year older than the girls with black hair and violet eyes, walked out from different places.
"Oh…" Ejay said shyly, looking at all the other kids around them.
"Everyone, don't be so rude, introduce yourselves." Kira said to her friends.
"My name's Kaori." a girl with purple-pinkish long hair spoke first. (If you haven't noticed, I haven't said what they're wearing cause I'm giving you the chance to make up for yourselves what they're wearing. I might do that sometimes in the story.)
"I'm Nitral." the boy said, arms crossed as he glared down at Ejay for no frickin' reason.
Another girl with short brown hair and brown eyes spoke third. "Name's Tasha." she smiled.
A fourth girl with long black hair that reached her waist, red eyes (forgot to mention that huh?), and light brown (not tan) skin grinned widely, "Call me Iyanna!" she said, getting weird looks from her friends and Ejay.
"Nuit is what you shall call me from now on!" a girl with long blonde hair and blue-green eyes smiled crazily.
"Uhm…nice to meet you all." Ejay sweat-dropped, her favorite past-time.
"Hey! You wanna join our crew? We're gonna be the greatest pirates that ever sailed the seas and we still need a swordswoman!" Iyanna smiled big.
"Uh, you guys are - " Ejay started, but was cut off.
"Looking for a swordswoman? You betcha!" Iyanna grinned.
"But we don't recruit just anyone. Show us how good your skill is." Kira said slyly.
Ejay just smiled as she drew her swords. "Target please." she asked/stated/I don't know.
"Hmm…target, eh? Nitral-chan, hold these apples for me, will ya?" Kira asked Nitral, handing him 5 apples to hold anyway.
"What am I going to do with this?" Nitral asked hesitantly, balancing them in a stack in the palm of his hand.
"You're not doing anything, freak, I am!" Ejay yelled.
"Hey! No need for name calling yo - " Nitral's sentence was cut short as Ejay disappeared in a flash and reappeared behind him, sheathing her swords as the apples fell in slices to the ground.
The 6 kids gawked at the apples, then at Ejay, who went, "What?"
"Welcome aboard!" Kira smiled brightly.
"You mean…?" Ejay trailed off.
"Yep! You're our new swordswoman Ejay-chan! We have another member of our Nakama!" Nuit grinned and danced around.
Ejay stood there, a small smile coming across her face as the words 'chan' and 'Nakama' flashed in her mind.
END OF THE DREAM / FLASHBACK THINGY!
"Ejay-chan! Wake up damn you!" Kaori yelled in Ejay's ear, slapping her in the face HARD.
"Wuh…?" Ejay muttered. "Wha happened?" she asked, sitting up.
"She's alive!" Everyone yelled, tackling Ejay.
"ACK!" Ejay yelled as she and her Nakama went crashing to the deck. "Can't - breathe!" she wheezed.
The Straw Hats and the psychos (who are the Straw Hats too) all got up off of Ejay to give her some breathing air.
"Thanks. Hey, who saved my drowning ass?" Ejay blinked, just now remembering that she had almost drowned.
"SANJI-CHAN DID IT!" Everyone but Zolo and Robin yelled and pointed at Sanji.
"That's right! I've saved your life Ejay-san!" Sanji grinned, doing a squiggle dance with heart-eyes because Ejay had jumped up and hugged him really tight.
"Thank you SOOOOOO much Sanji-kun!" Ejay grinned.
"Hey! What about us? We're Nakama! We want hugs!" Tasha and Kira yelled.
"Aww! Nakama pile on Kira-chan and Tasha-chan!" Ejay smiled as everyone all pounced on the two psychos.
"Hey! Robin-chan! Zolo-chan! Get in on this pile!" Luffy's muffled voice came from the bottom of the pile.
Robin sighed. "Well, it may not be like me at all, but…" she trailed off, jumping on the pile off immature people.
"What weirdos…" Zolo mumbled. Just then, two hands sprouted from his legs, picking him up by the ankles and carried and dropped him on the pile of Nakama.
"YAY ROBIN-CHAN!" the seven psychos shouted from the pile.
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Thus, ending a 7 page chapter of freakiness and possibly…freakiness! XD I can't believe I made robin jump into the pile! I'm so weird! Oda-sama! Don't kill me! - bows before the almighty Eiichiro Oda -
Well, I have some bad news…my mom is telling me that I can't use the computer from Monday thru Thursday and only on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday if I've finished my homework. And, Might I add, I HATE my math teacher already! He's freaking me out!
See you all later my amigops! - runs after Chocozilla -