"Why didn't you answer your calls last night, and don't give me any of that you were asleep bullshit." Karma demanded the second she picked up the phone. Because Liam called me his wife last night because of his insecurities, and I really could have used my best friend's advice."

"I may have gone to an underground rave and couldn't hear my phone." I replied awkwardly, "You're not actually married right."

"No, so underground rave, do anything exciting."

"I may have met a girl."

"A girl, Tell me everything."

"So how did it go?" Shane asked when I called him after talking to Karma for 2 hours, hearing her and Liam's confusion was still bittersweet but looking at the text from Reagan made it a bit easier to handle, I had someone else too now.

"I have her number."

"Tell me everything." The fact that he and Karma aren't on better terms continues to amaze me.

I flopped onto the couch. "Her name is Reagan, she's gay, she actually has thus far replied to your texts. I hate you right now." Lauren said.

"Theo never called did he?"

"No." she said voice full of venom.

"What a dick." My phone buzzed with a text notification.

DJ Reagan: So whats up Shrimps?

You: Not much you

DJ Reagan: Trying to figure out what to were to my DJ gig 2nite

You: I thought you were Catering tonight

DJ Reagan: I am like super busy today, part of why I am taking now to talk to a cute girl I met at a club yesterday

You: Some club goer. Seems iffy never know what type of people you meet in a place like that

DJ Reagan: LOL true

DJ Reagan: Well lucky for her I did run into her at a party for some stuffy company first. Had a weird thing for shrimp :P

You: Sounds like some weirdo stalker to me

DJ Regan: You trying to tell me something shrimp girl

You: No I honestly didn't think about how bad that actually seemed until I said it. Not staking you ShrimpGirls Honor.

DJ Reagan: I'm just teasing you Shrimps don't worry.

DJ Reagan: Tell me what you think. A picture showed up on my phone of her. She looked gorgeous.

You: You look fabulous. I am going to have to fight off your other suitors

DJ Reagan: Yeah but none of them are going to have punked the Skwerkel engagement party.

You: Yeah long story

DJ Reagan: One you will have to tell me sometime

You: No one can ever know! I sighed and dropped my phone on the table.

"Not that I really care but why are you being pouty." Lauren asked.

"I may have overreacted to something and I hoping I didn't scare her away."

"Oh if she was still interested in you after she had to listen to you prattle on about European prisons I don't think you're going to ruin it that quick. Unless, did Booker come up?"

"Sort of" I groaned throwing my arm over my eyes.

"You fucked up."

"I sort of met her at a party when I was convincing Liam not to tell Karma. She was Cater-waitering there."

"Well then I suppose I can understand how it came up at least." It was several moments later that my phone buzzed again.

DJ Reagan: It can be that bad but whatever that had been sent right after my message.

DJ Reagan: You still there Amy? Was it wrong that it made me smile?

You: Yeah I am still here sorry it just that drama I mentioned last night

DJ Reagan: No judgment here, I understand some shits tough, you free tomorrow, or is it too soon to take you up for that date?

You: I am free any day you want to take me out

DJ Reagan: I may take you up on that shrimp girl. I gotta head out know so as much as I enjoy texting you duty calls.

You: Just remember you already have one strange girl no need to pick up any other crazy stalkers :P

DJ Reagan: But the last one was so cute

DJ Reagan: Kidding I'll be careful shrimps, TTYL

Karma's PoV

So after Amy told me about this girlfriend of hers I attempted briefly attempted Facebook stalking her which was not easy do to the fact that I never got a last name. So after 15 minutes of such I gave up and sighed.

I need more friends, how am I supposed to complain about my BFF's girlfriend if I all I have is said BFF and my boyfriend who wants to hear about her as much as I she wants to hear about him. I could call Shane, I looked my phone. This might suck.

"What's up Bitch?"

"You took Amy to a rave last night she met someone Tell me everything."

"I likely know as much as you do. How 'bout your date with Liam, he only gives me a guy's perspective."

"Well he did call me his wife."

"Yeah that was fucking weird. Did he manage to actually call you his girlfriend or are you still his wife / muse.

"I am his 'gi gi gi – damnit Karma I am insecure about Amy'" I said with my best broody Liam voice.

"Now be honest, should he be?"

"We are all we had for years Shane, I don't even know. She was with me for everything including an attempted 3 some, why either of them went along with it is beyond me."

"I may be to blame for that." He admitted. "But it was to try and help Amy figure out her feelings for you. I figured it wouldn't hurt."

"Not hurt - my god what the hell are you even on. I know I terribly elaborate plans but that is ridiculous."

"I seemed to be being called out a lot recently."

"Come to think of it you do a lot of really shitty things to us. Why does Amy even put up with you?"

"I don't know why did you lead her on?"

"I didn't lead her on. Besides you're the one who outed two straight girls."

"I outed one straight girl, and I outed someone who's not a total bitch."

"Ever stop to think that this front is for you asshole? Stop fucking with everyone." I hung up. What a dick.