Whoo! Finally the second chapter! I'm sorry it's taken so long, I hope you still enjoy it TT^TT
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Model Theory Ch 2-Madara Uchiha
"Why didn't you tell anyone you finished it off last time you stayed over?" Sasuke asked when he and Sai entered the kitchen. Itachi had decided to go to his room to escape the panicking blond, with a "Nice meeting you." as he brushed passed Sai, sending a pleasant chill up his spine and causing Sasuke's eye to twitch. Sai had then been drug back down the stairs towards the kitchen. Sasuke had been afraid Sai would try and fallow his brother as the other boy stared at the man's retreating back.
"I DIDN'T REALIZE-!" Naruto wailed on top of the black granite counter he had climbed on in search of ramen in higher cabinets.
"You'll just have to eat something else, I'm not going out of my way to buy you more." Sasuke grumbled as he glared at the boy kneeling on his counter. "And get the fuck off the counter, dobe, before I kick your ass for the third time today."
"But my RAAAMEEEN~!" Naruto sniffled as he tried searching the cupboard again, tossing some of it's contents onto the counter.
"Eat SPAGHETTI for fucks sake, don't destroy my kitchen!"
Soon Sasuke was trying to get Naruto off the counter, which started a new bout of arguing. Sai, having gotten bored of watching the two slap at each other like little girls, decided to take a look around the cavernous kitchen.
There was plenty of floor space to walk between the "L" shaped room and the large island in the middle. All of the counters were covered in expensive looking granite and the wood of the cabinets were a dark cherry wood. On one side of the kitchen the sink sat inset into the beautiful granite and the stove with a matching microwave and dishwasher were not far. At the other end of the room, the tall, black double door fridge stood. And on the right side off the room, was a wall of bay windows facing the landscaped gardens in the back of the property. As Sai walked closer he saw that there were all types of trees and flowers and stones artfully arranged like one of the big gardens out of Better Homes'. He wouldn't be surprised if the house was featured in the magazine already. In the distance he could also see what looked to be a swimming pool, but dense trees and foliage obscured the view.
The boys behind him continued on with their noisy antics, and when Sai started to turn around and ask them to go outside so he could see the pool and maybe watch Sasuke throw Naruto in and try to drown him, he noticed that there, next to the fridge, was a small brown and white plastic covered box that suspiciously looked like a box of pork flavored ramen noodles.
"Naruto..." Sai started.
"DON'T BIT ME!"
"DON'T STICK YOUR HAND IN MY MOUTH!"
"TEME-!"
"DOBE!"
"Naruto?"
"WHAT?!"
"Ramen." And Sai pointed.
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After the fiasco in the kitchen, Naruto was fed, and Sasuke had cleaned and soon they had all retired to the entertainment room. After playing a few fighting games, one racing game and 5 minutes of HALO 2, Sasuke offered for them to stay over since it was getting late and the Uchiha didn't feel like driving again. Sai texted his parents saying he'd be staying at a friends and would be home sometime the next day while Naruto picked a movie to watch and Sasuke went to make popcorn.
"Want to watch The Ring?"
"No."
"What about Saw 4? I haven't seen that in a while and Sasuke can't stand it."
"I stopped watching those after Hostel."
"What about Cabin Fever?"
"Not interested."
"Do you want to watch ANYTHING?"
"Velvet Goldmine."
"What the fuck is that?"
"Rent it, you'll love it. Watch it with Sasuke, I'm sure he'll enjoy it too."
"Really?"
"Definitely."
"Okay...want to watch Madagascar?"
Sasuke returned with a large bowl of buttery popcorn, having apparent changed clothes in the process of popping it into a pair of black pajama pants and a loose Paramore t-shirt. After handing Naruto the huge bowl he sat in one of the fat bean bag chairs scattered around the plush leather sofa and matching Lazy-boy which Sai occupied, Naruto having chosen to sit on the carpet directly in front of the gigantic Sony and blind himself with Heath Ledgers clown-painted face. They had finally decided to watch the Dark Knight after Sai once more told Naruto to watch Velvet Goldmine, knowing he would be too lazy to read the back or try and find any reviews online for the movie.
Around the time the Joker made the pencil 'disappear', the movie was interrupted by Itachi's loud (and in Sai's opinion, sexy) voice.
"It's my day off Madara, why the hell are you here?"
Sasuke groaned as a second voice joined in the conversation.
"I wanted to stop by and tell you to come in early tomorrow. And Sasuke too. Deidara needs a few guys to fill in for some who dropped out."
"Why didn't you just call? It's eleven at night."
"Its a Friday, plus, I want to see my nephews outside of work once in a while. Is Sasuke home?" The voices had started to move closer to the entertainment room and Sasuke stood up to meet them at the door after pausing the movie. It stopped on Harvey's distorted face and Naruto laughed.
"You seem to know already, why ask?"
"Go away, we don't want you." Sasuke said when the others came into view.
"You shouldn't talk to your boss like that Sasuke." Naruto snickered. The man who was apparently Madara walked fully into the room, and was obviously an Uchiha. He was tall with long, messy, onyx hair. His face was that same Uchiha shade of beautiful and didn't even hint at what age he might be. He wore a tailored black suit that looked like it cost about the same as Sai's $20k tuition with shining dress shoes and a single ruby ring on his right hand. A blood red silk shirt shown underneath the mans blazer. The man's dark eyes scanned the room.
"Go away." Sasuke repeated.
"You have a lot of company over tonight. It's nice to see you interact with other people once in a while." Madara smiled before taking brushing past the glaring boy and sat down on the sofa closest to Sai after giving him a strange look.
"Uncle, don't." Itachi sighed as he also came into the room.
Sai noticed he had also changed into more comfortable clothes. A Tool t-shirt and a pair of black boxers. The socks still remained.
"Madara, don't harass my friends." Sasuke said dejectedly as he took his seat once more, knowing that he'd never get his uncle to leave them alone until the man had had his share of torturing his family.
"So you noticed him too eh Itachi? Madara asked still staring at Sai. Sai realized the man seemed to be sizing him up.
"Uncle, you have enough boys as you need, I doubt Sai would be terribly fond of you molesting him."
"I don't molest them, I sell them. Sai is it? How would you feel about modeling for me?"
"Don't answer him Sai, pretend he doesn't exist."
"Can we start the movie again, I don't want to watch you guys ogling Sai all night!" Naruto whined, munching on a handful of popcorn.
Sai didn't know what to say to the older Uchiha. He didn't have any real interest in modeling, but the man seemed a bit imposing and he was almost scared to refuse.
"It pays well, just ask Sasuke, or Itachi." Madara grinned and cocked his head.
Sai shifted in the chair, folding his legs under himself and watched as Itachi elegantly collapsed into one of the bean bag chairs, watching for Sai's reaction with what almost looked like a scowl.
"How much does it pay?" Sai finally asked. His family was fairly wealthy, but it would be nice to have the extra money. If he didn't like it, he could just quit.
"I'm glad you asked." Madara almost purred. "Its a ninety thousand dollar contract, with bonuses and you work with some of the most famous designers and photographers in the world. If it makes you feel better you would be working mostly with Sasuke. I also have Itachi's contract."
Sai contemplated it all for a moment. He had only just met the man, and he had only just come to know Sasuke two days prior. However, he had seen a few of Itachi's add's in Akatsuki, one of the best fashion magazines in existence and knew that if Itachi was that famous under Madara then he would be passing up a great opportunity if he declined Madara's offer.
"Okay." Sai decided.
"Sai, it's a bad idea, you'll never get out of it." Sasuke warned glaring at Madara for even asking. "Itachi, say something."
"Why? He IS gorgeous, I can't fault Madara for him asking."
"Sasuke, I need more popcorn and maybe some ear plugs. I don't ever want to hear Itachi say Sai's hot again. I might start to hemorrhage." Naruto said, looking a bit green in the face. Sasuke rolled his eyes.
"I'll do it, its not like it'll kill me and it'll pay for my art supplies." Sai shrugged and Madara laughed.
"Then it's done. Come in with Sasuke and Itachi tomorrow and we'll get the paper work done. I sure Deidara would be happy to have you in the shoot."
"Mooovie..."
"Alright."
"Uncle?" Sasuke asked looking over.
"Yes?"
"Here." Sasuke handed the other Uchiha the empty, butter greased bowl.
"What?" Madara asked after taking the bowl, unsure what to do with it.
"Make more popcorn."
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After the movie ended, Madara left. Itachi decided to turn in for the night, his gaze lingering on Sai for a moment longer the others. "Nice meeting you, I'm sure it'll be interesting working with you as well." A smirk forming on his face.
"If it isn't, I'm doing something wrong." Sai flirted back. Naruto groaned and threw a pillow at Sasuke's face.
"This is you're fault Sasuke!"
"How is it my fault dobe?"
"By existing."
"Good night otouto, good night otouto's boyfriend, we have work so don't stay up all night jacking each other off," Naruto nearly inhaled his own tongue and Sasuke went pale, disbelieving what his brother had said."And good night Sai, sweet dreams."
"Good night." Sai said with one of his strange smiles, causing Itachi to leave the room laughing.
After Naruto managed to stop choking and Sasuke forced himself to forget everything that had just happened, they all cleaned up the room and went upstairs.
Sasuke's room had white walls, with black trim and red carpet. Several band posters were tacked to the walls and a large comfortable looking maroon sofa sat against one of them while a book case sat against the one directly opposite. A queen sized bed was against the wall opposite the entryway on a black wooden, Asian style frame. The white comforter was thick and turned over at the head of the bed to reveal black silk satin sheets.
Naruto immediately jumped onto the bed, messing up the sheets and rolling around like a dog in mud.
"Dammit dobe, get off my bed, your fat ass'll break it." Sasuke growled going over to the closet near the sofa. After rummaging in it a bit, he pulled out some blue cotton shorts and a pair of sweat pants. "You can wear these." Sasuke said as he tossed the short's at Naruto and the pants at Sai.
"I wondered where they were." Naruto said as he caught the clothing.
"You keep leaving crap here, Iruka's bound to get fed up buying you new clothes all the time."
"But I may as well leave stuff here, it's easier since I come over so much, then I don't have to pack stuff before hand." Naruto replied.
"But I keep finding you fucking shorts under my bed or in the sofa, I'm getting fed up with it."
"Aww, common Sasuke, it's not THAT bad."
Sai couldn't help but notice how they acted like a married couple.
"Sai, you can sleep on the couch, there's some blankets in the chest next to it." Sasuke directed, climbing onto the bed and shoving Naruto off onto the floor. "Go get changed idiot."
"Sasuke! What the hell?!"
Sai changed after Naruto and came back to the room finding Sasuke laying on one side of the bed under the covers, reading what looked like the same book he had had during lunch, and Naruto laying on to of the covers on the other side of Sasuke, playing a PSP. After getting a blanket, Sai laid down, pulling his school bag over and fishing for his sketch book.
After a hour or so, Sai had packed up his supplies after having sketched Naruto and Sasuke while they were lost to their own worlds. "You guys ready to go to sleep?" Sasuke asked, stifling a yawn.
"Yes."
"Yeah, just a sec, I've gotta kill this bastard first-!" After some struggling, Naruto finally finished and tossed the game back into his bag, which he then tossed under the bed. Sasuke elbowed him and after some grumbling he turned off the light, noisily crawling back into the bed, this time under the covers. "Don't hog them all teme!"
"Shut up and go to sleep idiot, we have to get up early tomorrow. You know Itachi has a stick up his ass in the morning so I don't want to sleep through the damn alarm like last time."
"Arrgh! That sucked so bad I thought he was going to throw that knife at me." Naruto mumbled and shifted around some more.
"Do you have to fidget so much dobe?"
"You're poking me, I can't help it, bony bastard."
"You two are so gay..." Sai said suddenly, breaking into the shuffling war the two boys in bed seemed to be having.
"I will fucking KILL you Sai!" Naruto yelled, trying to jump over Sasuke to get to the teen on the sofa.
"FUCK!" Sasuke cursed as the blond's knee connected with his crotch.
"Sasuke! Sorry!"
"GET OFF!"
"EH?! SORRY! Sorry..."
Sasuke made choking sounds for a few minutes before finally catching his breath.
"You guys aren't ever coming over again..." Sasuke said, though he didn't sound terribly convincing.
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So, that was the second chapter, I hope the next will be posted sooner~ I also hope you liked it! Please tell me!! R&R