Okay, since I'm trying to get several ideas out of my head at a time, this might take awhile to update... Warning: self insertion, to a certain point. I'm more bloodthirsty ;D (is kidding)
Tak rememberes her time on earth. Most of Tak's POV's on human life are actually my own. I'm serious. We are truly a backwards species. Sometimes, I wonder what it'd be like to live among aliens... sorry, geeked out for a minute there.
review! or I'll tell Tak to sic Mimi on you!
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Her first day on Earth had been spent in near chaos.
"Mimi! Clean up this mess while I hide the Voot cruiser," she commanded. They had decided to settle down right in the middle of the city, where everyone was sure to see them. The best place to hide something, Mimi had reported, was to hide it right where everyone could see it.
Humans were strange. And stupid. Boucing their pink, ugly babies around, so proud, walking about in garbage littered all over the place, submitting to the corporate faces of their city, without a clue that beyond their atmosphere, whole other galaxies existed, where more mattered than who had what for lunch or what someone said and who it offended. More mattered than one's political standing and who looked "cooler" and who worshipped which celebrities. Humans were so shallow! At this rate, they would never learn that beyond the world they knew, there were more, further advanced and far more interesting places where the people thought about more than who slept with someone else.
That was another thing that got on her nerves slightly; all the emphasis humans put on sex appeal. They shamelessly exploited anything and everything, and for what? All for the sake of advertising and making more money. Humans were greedy creatures. Anything for money, no matter who it hurt and why and what it resulted in. It made her more proud now than ever that she was Irken.
That was why this would be so easy. Her plan was to build a giant pump and suck the planet's inner core dry. She would then fill it with snacks for the Almighty Tallest. They loved snacks. It was her only chance to show the tallest and the control brain that they were all wrong not to make her an Invader.
She had kidnapped a socially popular human, as part of her cover on this backwards ball of dirt and trees. As she understood it, he was planning to construct some sort of food stand. It was too perfect an opportunity. She would make this human her puppet in public and build her base inside his giant "weenie" stand. No one would be any the wiser. All the humans would see was another corporate face trying to beat the competition.
It made her sick.
Her first attempt at a base had been a disaster. The expansion module she had set into the dirt had hit some sort of pipe and caused a small explosion of dirt. Fortunately, no one noticed.
This time, she ordered her "father" to get building. She helped, along with Mimi, the SIR unit she had made out of spare parts and modified as her own. The Tallest had not issued her one of theirs.
She had named her SIR unit "mimi" because it was an inconspicuous name as far as human pets went and that was what the little robot's disguise was going to be; a human cat.
"Much better. Now let's get to work!" she said, admiring the way the building was going. It was already enclosed on all sides; all it needed were signs saying what it was and things like that. She would leave that to the human under her control.
She steered her ship inside what would soon be a hangar for an entire fleet of suppliers.
"Mimi! Go out into the city and gather more information! We need disguises," she commanded.
"Yes Tak. I obey!" said the robot and it hopped out of a window and flew around with its jet feet.
Tak turned back to her ship. There was no need to hide it any better than this. There was no point. Pretty soon, this entire lace would be covered in moving boxes and machinery to help her in her mission. Giant planet sucking pumps weren't small, after all. Some hover platforms wouldn't go wrong either...
She got to work on her plans. She WOULD get what she had worked her entire life for.
A chance to prove herself an invader.
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next chapter will be longer I swear! Please review!