BRENNAN: I'm going to ask you one question.

ANGELA: Yes sweetie.

BRENNAN: Does this book make any sense to you? (holds up Breaking Dawn)

ANGELA: A little, why were you not able to understand?

BRENNAN: No, it seemed to go in fifty different directions. First there was a wedding then a honeymoon, then she was pregnant-no pregnancy gestates that quickly and if he is a vampire and therefore dead for many years, how does he get an erection? I mean this book was very confusing.

CAM: (walking into Angela's office) What did you find confusing Dr Brennan?

BRENNAN: The novel Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer.

CAM: Michelle made me read all the novels.

BRENNAN: Breaking Dawn isn't one book?

ANGELA: No Brennan, there are four books in the Twilight Saga. Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse and finally, Breaking Dawn.

BRENNAN: That would explain why it didn't make much sense to me. Do I have to read the others to understand?

CAM: It would help Dr Brennan but I don't think you would enjoy it.

BRENNAN: How so?

ANGELA: Because you'll pick at all the bits that don't agree with because it isn't anthropologically correct.

BRENNAN: Vampires do not exist Angela.

ANGELA: You just complained that they cannot get erections because they are dead.

CAM: Technically they cannot though.

ANGELA: What about the blood they suck from their victims?

CAM: No Angela, the heart needs to pump blood to the penis in order to get an erection.

ANGELA: Brennan what do you think? (sees Brennan reading a copy of Twilight) Bren? Brennan? Temperance!

BRENNAN: Sorry. I was reading this. Did you want something?

CAM: Do you think that the blood that vampires suck would help them obtain erections?

BRENNAN: Well, when you are dead, you are dead. You would need the heart to pump the blood.

CAM: If you saw the film version of Breaking Dawn, you would see that Edward has to perform chest percussions on Bella so the venom in her blood was spread since she had died in childbirth.

BRENNAN: Maybe once I have finished those three books, I can get a better picture to help me discuss the novels with you further.

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A few weeks later

ANGELA: So sweetie, what did you think of the books?

BRENNAN: Repugnant, in some parts. I find Bella to be a little irritating.

ANGELA: Ok, but what about the vampire sex thing does it make you wonder still about the erection part.

BRENNAN: I think I'm more bothered about the sparkling skin when vampires are supposed to be sent into a ball of fire upon the exposure of sunlight.

ANGELA: Brennan, you are an author, isn't it up to interpretation to help keep it interesting?

BRENNAN: That is like me writing my book saying that the patella is the same as the phalange. I Readers will know that isn't correct.

ANGELA: Ok, but do you think it was an interesting interpretation?

BRENNAN: I just said I was bothered by it.

ANGELA: Ok.

BRENNAN: What do you think about it?

ANGELA: I thought it was more artistic but there is a point where you have to stop taking liberties.

BRENNAN: Agreed.

ANGELA: You know what we should do?

BRENNAN: What?

ANGELA: Set up a book club.

BRENNAN: Why?

ANGELA: Because it would be fun to see what everyone thinks of the books we read.

BRENNAN: Ok, but I think that Cam maybe the only person who I would be able to disagree without hitting them.

ANGELA: Well that is a change from when you and Cam first met.

BRENNAN: So what is the first book on the agenda?

ANGELA: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.