First one!! Woohoo!!

Inspired by: Nothing

Time period: After New Moon somewhere

Do I own twilight?: NO

Bella's POV (hmm…haven't we had enough of her POV?)

I was sitting content in Edward's arms trying not to be annoyed by Emmett.

It all started when I was reading a magazine and Emmett sat next to me. I was reading about a girl drug addict when Emmett ripped the magazine out of my hands and started yelling 'OMG'. When he finally calmed down enough to breathe he told us that Taylor Swift is having an interview and demanded us to watch. So now we were all sitting around the TV watching Taylor Swift.

"Do you use your music to inspire people?" The interviewer asked.

"Of course, music is a way I express myself. Music has always been my passion. I believe that music describes situations people are in and actually helps them cope with their problems." Taylor answered.

"Oh so now I have problems!? Pshhh!! Get a life Taylor! Music is not in everyday life!" Emmett yelled at the TV.

"Emmett," I said calmly, "I think Taylor has a point. It does help with situations."

I tried not to go back to the time….

"Whatever! I bet there is no music out there to express your feelings," He did air quotations around feelings, "For Edward."

"I know there is. I actually can think of one song that describes you right off the top of my head," I smiled evilly.

"What is it?" He and Jasper asked at the same time.

I smiled, "Goofy Goober by Spongebob."

Everybody chuckled but I couldn't help but feel uncomfortable by Rosalie's glare.

"Fine then oh wise one, you and I are going to have a contest. Your going to come up with a song for one situation in your life and for everyone in this room! We will have Alice find the judges and Carlisle will provide the food. We have one night, and isn't it convenient that Edward left to go to his cousin's birthday party? So Esme can call Charlie and ask if you can stay with Alice. Deal?"

I looked around at everybody and they all seemed to agree with it except Carlisle and Esme who know our gambling habits. Edward seemed to be angry, amused, and irritated at the same time.

I sighed, "Fine Emmett. You win, let's do this."

Carlisle immediately left saying he was picking up some pizza and Esme went to go call Charlie telling him Alice was begging me to stay.

Edward carried me up to his room and said, "Love, why in god's name did you agree with Emmett's ridiculous bet?"

Emmett barged in at that moment, "Winner gets to pick losers punishment."

And he was gone.

"He's already forming plans of torment for me in his mind, isn't he?" I questioned with a knowing look.

"Sorry love, but you got yourself into this and now you can't get out of it," Edward kissed my forehead sympathetically.

"Great," I muttered.

I made Edward leave the room with a lot of begging and got to work. I went through his CDs first but only finding one really good song I moved onto the computer. There I googled a lot of songs and found some pretty impressive songs.

"Pizza is ready!" I heard Emmett boom from downstairs.

I walked downstairs and ate my pizza, with Alice staring intently at what seemed like my forehead. When I got back in Edward's room Jasper had the list in hand.

"This is impressive," Jasper smiled.

"Thanks, now get out."

I did more research and eventually fell asleep. I had a nightmare about the outcomes of tomorrow, and they were the worst ones I had ever had.

I was awaken by Edward shaking me, "Love wake up. It's ok. I'm here."

I looked into his gold eyes and I knew it was ok.

"May I ask a question love?" He asked while my head spun around.

"Sure," I tried not to slur my words.

"Why do you keep muttering 'Emmett no not clumsy NO!'?"

I blushed, "It's a song by Fergie and I was dreaming about him telling me that was my song."

He chuckled, "Well…"

I slapped his arm, which ached a little. "You think I'm a klutz don't you?"

He looked at me with wide eyes, "N-n-no!"

I smiled as I walked down the stairs leaving him dumb stricken.

Alice smiled and gave me a high five, "That was priceless. Anyway, what's my song? Jasper won't tell me."

"Nope," I said while pouring my cereal.

She looked at me with begging eyes, "I love you like a fat kid loves cake. Please?"

"So now you want to eat me? No."

"Pleeeaasee!" She whined.

"No."

"I know things. Things you think no one knows. So tell me."

I looked at her horrified, "Edward!"

"Love don't worry. She's just trying to provoke you." He said soothingly while rubbing circles on my upper arm.

"Dammit Bella! Dammit Edward!" She threw her hands up and ran upstairs at an inhuman pace.

I looked at him with loving eyes, "Thank you."

He kissed me, "Anytime love, now let's get this over with."

I ran upstairs and grabbed my list and ran back downstairs to find Jake, Quil, and Embry all sitting at the 'judges' table.

I blushed when Quil winked at me, but Edward didn't seem too impressed. I'm pretty sure I heard him mutter something under his breath too low for me.

"Ok ladies and gentleweeds!" Emmett boomed, "You came here cause Alice probably made you. We are actually here because Bella and I made a bet. Alice has informed you so I don't have to explain myself. Again."

"I will go first because my klutzy opponent might fall," He winked, "Edward is Like A Virgin by Madonna. Alice is Material Girl. Jasper is Soldja Boy. Esme's is Mama-Mia. Carlisle is How to Save A Life by the Fray. Bella's is Clumsy by Fergie. Jacob's is You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift. Rosalie is Temperature by Sean Paul cause she has a hott ass. Oh and Esme is also Stacy's mom by Fountains of Wayne…I couldn't pick…Then I couldn't pick Jasper's either….I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas? I don't know….Then last but not least ME, I Got Nerve by Hannah Montana! What do ya think?"

I was momentarily shocked. Everybody else was too but I knew they were for different reasons….

We had the exact same songs.

Ok we all know Bella wouldn't pick those songs…but I thought it would be kinda funny.


Anyway it's not a good one but it's the first one so…..What do you think??