"Ahwhwhahwh! Rape dream! Not jasper does not say howdy! I have native American FRIEND!" I screamed and look out the window.
I looked out my window and suddenly there was a big evil not good sound coming for me tree at the side of my house/bin. I screamed idly again as a black figure fell from the tree and ran towards my house, and it wasn't Tyler.
Don't not come back, I thought it was Tyler; the boy how was a showdown. But then I saw the evil red eyes and realised it must be e Jacob.
"Jacob! Haven't seen you in a while, thought you were turning into werewolf tomorrow!"
"I don't even know how you know that lassie but that not was not dog pun on the Jacob werewolf dog you think I am." Said a voice that was not Jacaboobs.
"HUUUHHHH! Jacob, is that you?"
The voice said a naughty abortion word, which I find very offensive to my people. Then started to turn his head from side to side.
I think he may have been shaking his head. But why? Oh, I asked him a question, so he wasn't not Jacob, and then who is he.
"Dimetri!" I Screamed,
"Actually my name is Dimitri with and e and not and I, I am not silly man boy from vampire academy that turn into bad vampire then to not dead vampire."(Spoiler for Vampire Academy)
I started to thing he was thought he was Felix. He didn't not say hello, which was rude and not the behave go good not evil not good guard of bad vampires.
"I have been sent to get you to kill you because evil vampires want you to be dead because Edweed has not showed up for guards so now it is your fault that it is time for deadening time." He began to climb the wall looking angry and sad. I shut my window to stop him getting I and I turned around but walking into something hard! A wall!
"Open the window I cannot get in!" Dimetri screamed, banging his hand fist on my glasses.
"That is the point of my vampire's proof window brought from Charlie the trader of vampire protection products."
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