Chapter 2: Cold, then Hot
Yes, Mann Co.'s Last Stand was taken down by me. I thought it was getting stupid, and the oWn stuff was getting old. Sorry that this chapter took so long. I was on vacation and kinda forgot. Also, if the new spacing looks weird, sorry! Thank sherlock shpee for the spacing. This chapter has referenced the Gun Mettle Update a bit. The class real names are from the Internet/made up. Here it is.
Scout: Billy Charleston
Solly: Jane Doe
Pyro: Macarena Delgado
Heavy: Mikhail Von CherinKov
Demo: Tavish DeGroot
Engie: Dell Conagher
Sniper: Rick Mundy
Medic: Josef Heilburg
Spy: Achille Tristram
Fem Medic: Helena Overheal
Also, some of the items are made up. Anyways, enjoy!
At the supply station, there was the normal train that came, delivering the supplies. A box has already been ripped open, and a Public Enemy set poster can be seen in it.
"This. Is. Awesome!" The Scout called, testing out the Baby Face's Blaster. Pyro pulled open his crate,which, this time, was surprisingly small. Medic looked in it and asked
"Gasoline...ja, ein pool? Ok, und a hammer?" The Medic spoke out loud. The hammer was labeled "The Powerjack". "Mphis mpis mph mmphew mmphpon!" The Pyro
explained. "Ja, ja. I read about it in ze catalog." The Medic called, walking to find his own box. He was worried that they had messed his order again, because the last time he
ordered painkillers, but they gave him a large health kit. This time he ordered coffee, painkillers, surgery knives, the Ubersaw and the Crusader's Crossbow. It was simple,
yet he still had that nagging feeling that they messed it up. As he spotted his crate, he opened it and pulled out an Ubersaw, a Crusader's Crossbow, the surgery knives,
painkillers with a "Sorry, Mate!" note, and… no coffee! He sighed and pushed the crate away. Meanwhile, the Soldier opened his crate to find an assembled Liberty Launcher.
The Engineer pulled out a crate with the Mann Co. Logo stenciled over another logo. "Sarif Industries!" The Engie said. "That means mah new stuff's in this crate!" As he
pulled out a futuristic shotgun. The Sniper also had a Sarif Industries crate. "It's like Christmas mornin'." The Sniper remarked as he pulled out a black sniper rifle. "Miss
Pauling, aren't we moving spots tomorrow?" The Scout realized. "Yeah! You guys are going to… Cactus Canyon!" She replied. "It's a new spot! It's in New Mexico, which is a
few hours' journey. You'll get there by plane." Everyone was surprised, because they rarely got new spots. Before, when they got new spots they were told in the Mann Co.
Catalog. "Does that mean we will have to take more taunt classes, Miss Pauling?" The Soldier asked, for (almost) every time they got new spots there were new taunt classes
registration forms in the catalog. "Yup! By the way, here's the new catalog. I made a copy for everyone! Heavy, you now have your own unique taunt, Spy, you got a new
taunt and all of you guys are getting a new taunt! It was Heavy's idea!" Everyone flipped through the catalog. "Ugh, Merde. While you gentlemen get a danse(yes it's French
for dance), I will have to walk in zis box!" The Spy said, holding up the box that came with his catalog. The Heavy was trying out the new taunt for him, and the Soldier
started doing the Kazotsky Kick. "Dag naggit! Just as I get mah new Short Circuit I'll have to hand it over to be modified!" The Engineer said. "Und my bust of Hippocrates vill
might as vell be a decoration now!" The Medic said. "Und I won't even have a chance to use zis coat I got last time!" The Medic said, removing his Das Naggenvatcher to
scratch his head. "Mmere Mre Mph Mphs?" The Pyro asked, eagerly. "Sorry, Pyro. They forgot about the hats this time." The Pyro looked sad and turned away. "Alright! So,
did everyone get their stuff? I'm leaving!" Miss Pauling asked, then she started to walk away. "Oh, man! I hope that Cactus Canyon has air conditioning!" The Scout said,
recalling their Dusty Dustbowl base(no pun intended). "Well, lets all get packed up for tomorrow! Y'all want some lunch, don't ya?" The Engineer asked. "Ja! Who is cooking
today, Herr Engineer?" The Medic said. "Let's all give Scout's Mom a break, Me and the Doc will be cookin'." The Engie said. "Da! Is good day, Doktor! Heavy like heat! Is
different from cold, da?" The Heavy suddenly said. The Medic mumbled something about heatstroke, then walked off.
Back at the base…
"You sure you gentlemen don't need a hand?" The Scout's mom asked. "Nein, Frau Scout's mother! We have, agh, vat is it? 'got it covered'!" The Medic said. "Has Billy-ahem,
the Scout, givin' y'all too much trouble?" The Scout's mom asked. "Nein, except zat I just learned zat ve vill be getting a female colleague next veek! Her name is Helena
Overheal!" The Medic informed everyone. "Now, what should I call y'all gentlemen except ya class names?" The Scout's mom asked. "Well, there's no rule against it, so I
figure we should give ya a proper introduction. Dell Conagher. This team's Engineer. And I think it's ya second visit?" The Engineer addressed Scout's mom. "Yes, it is! Scout
has been naggin' me for a year to join y'all! And I agreed 3 monthsago, and here he is! He's coming now! " The Scout's mom informed everyone, and points to the door. "Hey
Doc, what are we havin' for lunch? I'm starvin' ova here!" The Scout called. "Don't worry! You can live vithout food for 61 days before you slip in a coma und die!" The Medic
replied, then burst into laughter with the Pyro, Engineer and Demoman. "What's the matter with you? What is funny?" The Heavy said. They just looked at him and laughed.
The doorbell rang. "I'll get it." The Engineer said. Miss Pauling stood there, with two more crates."Actually… You guys have 2 more deliveries. These are for Medic and Spy."
She said. They both came over. "Congratulations, you two! Medic, you have been awarded Medic of the Year by Mr. Hale and the Administrator, and your rewards are first, a
new Das Naggenvatcher with a special paint job, second, a Reclaimed Reanimator from the new catalog, assassin-grade, field tested with Uber count stat clock. Next is the
Specially Decorated Bonesaw. It has rubies instead of screws, your name and your emblem on the side and the blade is cast-iron. Finally, a cast-Australium Blutsauger with a
digital kill counter on the side, and the Medic of the Year badge. Spy, you have been awarded Spy of the year, and you will get a new fedora, a Diamondback with a special
paint job, a cast-Australium knife with a digital kill counter and a Spy of the Year badge. Better get packing, because your plane leaves in 3 hours." She concluded. "Your
female colleague will greet you at Cactus Canyon. Goodbye." She said, walking away.
"Just a second, Frau Pauling!" The Medic called.
"Yes?
"What about my coffee?"
Hope you guys enjoyed! Should I make the next chapter a lemon? I will include some fighting between the teams and some view on the BLU team. Just so you know! #WindowsIsBetterThanApple, over and out!