This is our first fanfic. By me (The Bitten One) and the light in the forest. Be nice and R&R
Chapter two
Carlisle POV
"God why are we on this stupid plane anyways" I said to Emmett.
"Ohhhhh, Carlisle, you said a bad word!!" Emmett whined like a three year old.
"Damn you!!" Carlisle screamed at Emmett
"Gasp, Carlisle said a worse word!!"
"Whatever, Go blame Bella" Emmett waddled over to where Bella was standing at a terrorist's kiosk waiting in line to buy a lighter to light her travel sized shoe-bomb.
"Noooooooo…." Edward screamed heroically as he jumped into Carlisle's way " Don't blame Bella she's a perfect little angel" he pointed to Bella who was pocketing her "souvenirs" with an evil grin on her face.
"Let's just board this stupid plane anyways" I grumbled while Emmett got out his Jack-In-The-Box. Bella reached for the jack-in the-box and began turning the handle producing an instrumental version of London Bridge by Fergie.
"What kind of music box is this Emmett?"
"Whoa Bella you look hot with those terrorist items in your pocket" Emmett said loudly so that the big and buff security guards looked at him with the traditional "American stupidity" expression on.\
The Cullen's hurried onto the plane and settled down for a slightly disturbing flight.
In the next chapter, things will happen in the exceedingly small restroom….. Trust us don't ask!! Please review or Bella will explode her travel sized shoe bomb on you!!