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Chapter 2 Issei and Naruto Somehow Win!

"Hey Issei, I've got a plan." whispered Naruto to Issei

"Let's hear it." said Issei who's eyes rolled into the back of his head quickly before going back.

"Whatever your planning it's completely useless. Your the bad guys. Good guys like me ALWAYS win." said all the NTRuto's who were just conveniently standing there in their uncanny physical similarity to the original Naruto

"Your not the good guys NTRuto. In fact I don't care if were the villains of this story or not. I just want to go back home and forget about all those things related to 'fanfiction' as soon as possible" said Issei.

"And I have a manga to finish. It's definitely gonna end sometime this year, dattebayo!" said Naruto who changed a few Gudodama's into kunai instead of staffs

"As soon as I finish you both off here. I will enter canon and replace the both of you."]

""WHAT!""

"The moment I enter canon. The sales will go through the roof. Don't you get it!? YOUR BOTH WEAK! NO ONE WANTS TO SEE YOU AROUND ANY LONGER! NOBODY!"

"Shut Up. This probably won't be the last time I'm gonna say this. But shut up. We have better tings to do so shut up and let's fight." said Issei before both him and Naruto got into a battle stance

"You read Naruto." said Issei

"Ready." said Naruto

[BoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoostBoost] "This again said? You know it's not gonna work." the NTRuto's

[TRANSFER!]

"Get ready NTRuto! Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!" said Naruto as the number of clones he now had exceeded that of canon

The NTRuto's looked on to the clones that managed to completely outnumber them and smirked, "One of your signature techniques from canon, huh. What did I say unversatile, unskilled and-"

"OIROKE GYAKU HAREMU NO JUTSU!"

All the NTRuto's jaws dropped at the massively lewd, stupid, funny and completely unpredictable technique! To make things better they were so shocked they couldn't move due to their minds trying to make sense of it all.

"Kurama!" said Naruto as Kurama responded [Let's kill these guys! I am not a woman!] Naruto then promptly entered Bijuu Mode, now a giant glowing kitsune appeared

'Whoah I wonder how Yasaka would feel about this guy' thought Issei, "Ddraig let's help too!"

[LET'S DO THIS!] Issei flew inside the giant glowing Kitsune, it's energy helped heal his injuries at an incredible rate from within the armour. "I feel like I can do anything!"

[HEY BIJUU SIBLINGS! LET'S PLAY POKER AGAIN AFTER WE FINISH THESE FUCKERS!]

[YA!] said all the Bijuu at the same time.

(NOW PLAY WHATEVER AWESOME ANIME MUSIC YOU CAN FIND! BECAUSE I HAVE NO IDEA IF THIS NEXT SCENE IS AWESOME OR NOT!)

The NTRuto's looked on in awe at the sheer maybe awesomeness as Kurama was being covered in crimson armour, while it's arms and tails now looked like Boosted Gears.

[BOOST!]^11 the sound of the boost caused a massive shockwave that blew them all away

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'Holy shit!' thought all the NTRuto's at the same time, they were going to be curb stomped by the owners of Shonen Energy which was totally NOT a ripoff of Sp&ral Energy!

"KAGE BUNSHIN NO JUTSU!" now thousands of Bijuu modes without the armour appeared, each Bijuu mode started preparing Bijuudama's

"We're not gonna lose!" said all the NTRuto's at once as they all combined into an eldritch abomination which was not only made up off NTRuto's but replacement Issei's and self-inserts who were using the dead skins of many different crossover characters as well as the bodies of OCs who were self inserts. The mass of Sue Energy rivalled that of the Shonen Energy and YES the author was pulling this from his ass

"TAKE THIS! MEGA ULTIMATE SUPER AWESOME NOT WEAK NOT SELF INSERT LEMON!" the giant Sue threw a giant lemon at the Bijuu modes killing a number of them, but the Bijuu modes all concentrated their fire at the giant Sue's family jewels!

"That's not fair!" said the giant Sue, "You don't hit MY-!", before it could finish what it was saying the main Bijuu mode covered in armour promptly hit the Sue's balls with a Rasengan!

K.O.!

BOOM!

The giant sue exploded from the sheer amount of semi-genuine awesomeness, "What did I do wrong? I just wanted to have sex and have a harem.…" the remains of the giant Sue said in a solemn tone

"I totally understand your feelings, bro." said Issei who everyone(Naruto, all Bijuu and Ddraig looked at with a dumbstruck expression. Which basically said 'Your agreeing with him!'

Suddenly a giant arm holding Issei's harem appeared. "Issei!"

"Rias!" the red armour on in the Bijuu mode promptly disappeared as Rias flew to Issei's location and hugged him

The remains of the Sue looked on in silent fury/jealousy. Why did a loser like Issei get Rias? HE should have Rias and the rest of Issei's harem for himself.

"Rias. What are you doing with that pervert? Don't you remember that it was me who you reincarnated? That it was me who beat up Rais-"

Before the giant sue could continue Rias acting completely on instinct used "Extinguished Star!" the ormolus sphere that was a mix of black and crimson pulled the giant Sue's remains towards it and completely destroyed it.

"What was that?" asked Rias

"Nothing just the manifestation of thousands or hundreds of fanfiction writers desire to have sex with Issei's harem" responded the voice that brought them here, who sounded like he had been physically hurt

"See you some time in an actual crossover fic Naruto." said Issei to Naruto who promptly smiled and said "You too Issei" as they both did a fist bump

At the same time Kurama bade good bye to the Bijuu siblings and said "Good luck at beating the progenitor of all Chakra!"

"Good luck with withstanding the fact that your user's a pervert who thanks to him you got the name Chichiryuutei" Ddraig promptly got a bottle of scotch he stole from their place and began drinking

The giant arms then brought them back to their home universes…..

THE END THIS FIC SUCKED SHIT!