Before I read the Percy Jackson

by Olympian876

Before I read Percy Jackson. I had a very vague idea of what they were about. So I will share with you how I thought they would have gone. Believe me, it is not even close to what it is now.

2. Sea of Monsters

You see, when I judge books by their covers. It doesn't end well. When I saw the Percy Jackson books on display. All I knew was it was about Greek myth. And to put that in the 21st century just made my mind go crazy. So when I saw The Sea of Monsters, sparks of imagination just zoomed out of my head. So, here it is. My rendition of the Sea of Monsters...

Like all books in a series, the protagonist lives. So, Percy ends up sailing the Sea of Monsters. And the Sea of Monsters was terrifying... It had monsters ranging from the Cyclopes to Justin Bieber. You name the monster, it has it... So, Percy and his brother, Tyson were sailing until this horrific sight came upon them. A female figure slowly came out of the water. Her tight red jeans and black sleeveless shirt were not wet at all. Then, two black guys emerged from the water. One had dreadlocks, the other had a Mohawk. And worst of all, a tall, lanky man with a Snooki hairdo went beside them. Tyson stared at them for a little while. Percy drew his sword and had it ready to strike. The one with the dreadlocks spoke to the young kids, "Do you know who we are?"

"Oh my gods!" Tyson screamed happily, "you're my daddy!"

"No, we are The Black Eyed Peas!"

"Um, what?"

"Ugh, let me introduce myself. I am one of the black guys. The girl over there is Fergie," He motioned his head to the attractive young girl, "Then, the one with the Mohawk is Apl. And the male Snooki is Taboo. And together, we are The Black Eyed Peas!"

"Agh! It's The Black Eyed Peas! Tyson, get them!" Percy screamed

"I love the Black Eyed Peas!"

"Are you serious?"

"Come on! Let's sing!"

"You heard the homeless kid, let's go!" Taboo yelled.

Everybody! Everybody!

Let's sing with the homeless, ha!

Let's sing with the homeless, in here!

Let's sing with the homeless, ha!

"Enough!" A voice yelled.

All of them turned to see a new monster emerge from the sea. It's fur was blue, the ping-pong ball eyes stared at Taboo oddly, "Cookie!"

"Wait, no! Please! Don't!" Taboo screamed.

In a few seconds, Taboo was being chased by the Cookie Monster... THE END!

Some of you might just wonder what crazy person thinks this about books. The answer is... ME! I think random figments of imagination... So, ya, I never meant to insult The Black Eyed Peas (BIG FAN, Can't wait for The Beginning, eeee!) or the Cookie Monster. Okay, peace out, home dog!

P.S. Review if you like, heard, seen, or smelled The Black Eyed Peas' music.