~Herman the Hedgehog~
"Ferb Farm"
The sun rises over the Flynn-Fletcher house as Phineas and Ferb sit lazily under the shade of the tree. "…I'm just saying, I don't know any farm that has a walrus" Baljeet says as he, Buford and Isabella enter the backyard. "What are you guys talking about?" Phineas asks as he slowly sits up and his friends sit beside he and his brother.
"Show them, Buford" Baljeet responds as Buford pulls out a shabbily made farm model with a possum, a walrus and a T-Rex action figure stuck on. "It's … different" Phineas says as he seems to have a thought. "Didn't we make one of those at the start of summer for class?" Phineas asks his brother who nods his head. "Hold on" he declares as he walks inside, returning almost instantly with a perfectly-made scale model of a farm.
"That's amazing, Phineas" Isabella states as Baljeet agrees. "Mine's still better" Buford remarks as Phineas looks at his own model. "I think we can do better" Phineas says. "Hey, I know what we're going to do today!" Phineas suddenly states in a slightly raised voice. "Hey, where's Perry?" he continues as they all glance around for the monotreme.
The platypus is on the floor of the kitchen as he jumps up placing on his fedora. He opens the fridge door, jumps inside and closes it behind him as Mom enters opening the fridge to get out some milk. As she does Candace bursts in almost causing her to drop it. "Mom! I just heard Phineas and Ferb talking about building a farm … well mostly Phineas talking" Candace says as Mom walks passed her. "That's nice dear if you want me, and I'm sure you will, I'll be in my bedroom clearing out all of your Dad's useless junk" she says, walking up the stairs as Candace grits her teeth.
Perry is sat in his chair in the agency as Major Monogram hasn't seemed to notice him. "I'm sorry Carl, you joined the agency as an unpaid intern and you're staying unpaid" he tells the college student as he turns to notice Perry. "Good morning Agent P, we have reason to believe Doofenshmirtz has bought the entire stock from "Harold's Halloween House" down street. As it is the middle of July we believe this to be very suspicious, go check it out" he concludes as Perry runs off.
A truck pulls up to the backyard as it opens and many farm animals such as sheep, cows, horses and chickens burst out and plod into the farm that the gang have built. "Aren't you a little young to be ordering livestock?" the delivery guy asks Buford who turns to Phineas. "He wants to know if you're a little young to be ordering all of this" Buford asks the triangular-headed boy. "Tell him we're not" he responds. "You heard him" Buford bluntly replies to the delivery guy as the bully walks off.
The gang admire the animals, huge glass containers ready to be filled with milk and the barn for the animals. "All we need now is to look the part" Phineas says as they all walk inside to get changed.
In Evil Incorporated Perry is trapped in a photo frame as Doofenshmirtz speaks to him. "... Which is why I created this! The Ghost-inator!" the scientist screams as he pulls the cover revealing the device. He explains it's powered by Halloween items he bought at the discount store. Doofenshmirtz pulls out a witch mask then a fake nose. "Hey this stuff is pretty good, I can't believe I got it at half price" he reminisces as he continues to pull things from the bag in fascination of its contents.
In the yard the gang are in their outfits as Phineas and Isabella milk a cow together, Buford tries to scare a horse but it kicks him, Ferb checks the glass milk containers that are now almost full and Baljeet runs from a chicken.
"I wonder how it will disappear today, I'm betting on a green beam from the sky today" Candace wonders as she watches the boys and their friends outside in their farm. "Well there's no point hanging around" she continues as she runs off in search of her mother.
Putting on fake glasses with eyes on springs, Doof turns to Perry "Look! I'm that assistant Major Monobrow has ... what's his name, Cam? Charles? Coconut? C..." he says before stopping himself. "Stop Heinz, concentrate on what you're supposed to be doing" he finishes before emptying the contents of the bag into the machine, powering it up in the process.
"Now I can use this device to create images of ghosts all across town to scare everyone and, as it's not Halloween, they won't expect a thing!" he continues as he pushes a button and a white beam shoots around the room, creating an image of a ghost in front of Doofenshmirtz who gets scared, falling and pushing the 'Ghost-inator' into overdrive.
Jumping for cover he turns to Perry who makes his chirping noise. "... Yes I knew it would fail as well, you don't need to rub it in" Doof answers in response. Across town a ghost appears in front of a kid who jumps up and runs into a wall, someone who's drinking coffee and explains that he needs to lay off of the stuff and someone who has just been released from a mental hospital due to his fear of ghosts. He promptly returns through the doors of the asylum.
"Thanks for making this so much fun, girl" Phineas declares as Isabella happily thanks him as he awkwardly tells her that he was talking to the cow they were both milking. A white beam suddenly shoots in front of a cow creating a ghost image that makes it scared, causing it to run off and cause a stampede of all the animals out of the backyard. "W.C. Fields did say to never work with animals or children" Ferb states in his all-knowing way as they all watch the animals run off through the streets.
Mom is in her bedroom placing clothes in her cupboards as Candace bursts in suddenly. "Mom, they really did it! They built a huge farm outside with real animals, fences, these two glass milk thingies!" she blurts out as Mom nods along, not believing a word. "Come quick, look" she continues as Mom tells her she'll be down in a second. "Take this down the stairs and I'll be out" Linda says as she hands Candace a small ornament.
Candace runs down the stairs as she notices the animals have left the backyard but the barn, fences, and giant glass milk containers still stand. "Come on Mom, it's basically all still here!" she shouts out as Mom slowly makes her way down the stairs.
Perry rocks in his photo frame trap as it falls and smashes allowing him to escape. He runs up to the misfiring device and pushes it as hard as he can towards the edge of the building, but it doesn't tip over the side.
"I guess your little platypus arms aren't strong enough to push one of my inators" Doof says smugly. "You do realize that I have to clean up the sidewalk when it falls down there" he continues as the farm animals suddenly stampede pass the building causing the vibrations to make the device tip up and fall over the side, shooting off a white beam as it does.
"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!" Heinz screams as Perry jumps out of the building and parachutes away. Candace jumps up excitedly as Mom slowly follows her to the window. "It's finally happening!" she says as the 'Ghost-inator' suddenly shines in her face causing her to, in shock, throw the ornament into the air, smashing the giant glass milk containers that flood the yard and wash everything away.
"Aw that's adorable" Mom says as she spots the kids dressed in their farm outfits - nothing else. "Would my little farmers like any chicken pot pie?" Mom asks as Buford remarks that he'd like the chicken part but he'll pass on the pot.
"I guess they did look pretty cute" Candace utters under her breath as she walks in with them, admitting defeat and having some pie.
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