May 2
Yesterday was our annual board meeting. It lasts all of five minutes. Dalek Scout read the amendments to the Dalek Handbook of Daleks, and then we did the Dalek Chant. Nothing like a hearty chorus of "Exterminate!" really gets the spirits up.
May 8
Dalek Shima's birthday is on Sunday. Must get her a gift the others will not get her. But what? I know Dalek Oruvi will be getting her Death Ray Polish…again. He's so predictable. Perhaps get her a set of new Dalekanium plating. Then I'll be the favorite.
May 16
Tonight was our yearly prom. Dalek Jam was our DJ. The dance floor was empty until he played "Doctor's Got a Gun". Dalek Sophie and I danced together for "Mr. Roberto"2, and everyone joined in for the Electric Slide3 and "The Locomotion"4. We made a circle around Dalek Pinky as she did a wonderful dance to "My Bumps"5 with Dalek Scout. My favorite song however, was "500 Miles"6. The punch and snacks were, as usual, superb.
May 22
This weekend is our annual "Dalekapaloza" extravaganza. We gather around the kitchens, eat cultural foods, and have a right old bender. Monday's going to be hard to face. DALEKS ARE SUPERIOR!
May 27
The weekend was interesting. There was a booth for "Dunk Dalek Phaw" where we would exterminate the target image of The Doctor and Phaw would end up falling into a vat of banana pudding. Dalek Inky got really plastered on Saturday and had to spend Sunday in the infirmary recovering.
Footnote:
-Think "Stayin' Alive" by the BeeGees. 'Ah, ah ah ah ah, EXTERMINATE!'
2- "Mr. Roboto" by Styx
3- "Electric Boogie" by Marcia Griffiths
4- "The Locomotion" by Atomic Kitten
5- Title slightly changed. Original song is "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas
6- "500 Miles" by the Proclaimers.