NCIS vs. FBI: Video Arcade Part 1 of Bowling

Note: I would like to thank abbyfan95 for the idea. You rock!

Disclaimer: *sob * I don't own it, if I did Jenny would be back and Tony & Ziva would be together.

Bullpen

Tony sidled up to Ziva's desk. "I was wondering if you would be interested in coming with me, McGeek and Abby to go bowling."

"Are you asking me on a date?" Ziva leaned forward into Tony's face.

"I was just putting word together into sentances. Unless you want me to be asking you on a date."

"Yes Tony, that sounds lovely."

"I'll pick you up tonight at 7. Just wear casual clothes."

The Director's Office

Gibbs burst threw the door.

"Jethro, need something?"

"Just need to be away from my team."

"Why?"

"Just walk outside."

Jenny got up and walked to the balcony. Tony and Ziva were having a war using office supplies, m'n'ms and paper wads.

"I see."

"Ya, that's why I'm up here."

"That the only reason?"

"Ya."

"Hmmm. You sure?"

"Well what would ya like me to ask?"

"How about we go bowling tonight at 7?"

"Sure. I'll pick you up."

Abby's Lab

McGee walked in with a Caf-Pow! in hand. "Abby! ABBY!" McGee yelled over the blaring music. Abby flipped it off and saw McGee.

"Timmy! I'msoexcitedabouttonight. AreZivaandTonycoming? !" Abby was bouncing up and down.

"Abby, their coming. And how much caffine have you had today?" McGee pulled the Caf-Pow! away.

"YAY! 4. Give it McGee."

"I'll pick you up to 7." McGee leaned over and gave her a peck on the cheek. And he walked out smiling to himself.

Ziva's Apartment

Ziva looked through her closet, trying to find the perfect outfit. I have to find the perfect outfit. I can't believe Tony DiNozzo asked me out on a date. She settled on a ¾ quarter sleeve purple shirt, a pair of her usual cargo pants and her normal shoes. Ziva decided to leave her hair down and curly, like how Tony likes it.

Ziva flipped on the TV, but nothing was on. So she stared at the clock as it changed from 6:59 to 7:00. Then her doorbell rang. She grabbed a coat at ran to the door, opening it up to Tony.

"Wow, Ziva, you look wow!" Tony and Ziva both blushed.

"Thank you, Tony."

"Shall we go, my ninja."

"We shall."

Tony led Ziva to his car. He opened the door for her.

"Hmm. What has gotten into you?"

"I just…"

"I'm just joking."

Lucky's Lanes

"We're here!"

Tony and Ziva walked into the bowling alley and found McGee and Abby waiting for them at the snack bar.

"Hey guys! We don't have a lane until 8. Guess who else is here! Gibbs and Jenny! And Fornell, Slacks and a new team!"

"What? There is a new FBI team? Hmmm. Maybe I'll go punch him in the face again."

"Gibbs and the Director are here? Together? Oh this is good." Tony smirked. McGee and Abby looked scared. Ziva looked amused. "He's right behind me isn't he?" Ziva nodded. Tony winched, as his vision was temporarily fuzzy.

"Ya think, DiNozzo?"

"Right boss. Where's the FBI team? I would love to meet them!" Tony faked in a high shrill voice.

"Umm, I saw them in the arcade."

"Well McGamerboy, we have an hour to kill. Why not go play some mindless games?"

"Come on DiNozzo."

The team filed in to the dark room illuminated by flashing strobe lights.

"Good god, it looks like a 7th grade dance."

They found Fornell and his new team standing around Slacks and a shooting game.

"Slacks, I would of thought you had enough shooting when we whooped your asses in paintball and got beat up by a girl."

"Gibbs, fancy seeing you here."

"Ditto."

"Meet my new team."

"New team?"

"Yes Director Sheppard, new team. My team was traumatized by the paintball experience. Tony and Ziva chuckled at this; even Gibbs cracked a little grin. "These are my 2 new agents, Finnegan Kass and Andreas Berne. Our MI6 liaison officer Elaine Hunt. And our new forensic scientist, Rachel Goldstein."

Kass was well built with tan skin and wavy hair. Berne was pale, slightly pudgy with black hair. Rachel was short with frizzy red hair. But most interesting was Elaine Hunt. She was Ziva's complete opposite. Elaine had straight blonde hair, bright blue eyes, pale skin and was as tall as Abby with her platform bowling shoes on.

There was a loud wanwanwaaaa. "Damn it!"

"Did wittle Slacks lose the game?"

"Shut up, DiNozzo. Fuck you!"

" Hmmm. I wouldn't talk to me like that or we'll have to release the crazy ninja Israeli. Did I mention she a trained Mossad assassin." Slacks frowned at this. But shut up when he saw the knife Ziva flashed him.

"Humph. Mossad." Elaine muttered.

Ziva picked it up with her crazy ninja hearing. "Have a problem with Mossad?"

"Other then the fact that all you guys do is kill people." She said in an impeccable British accent.

"Hmmm. Last time I checked we took out many terrorists. But I do seem to recall MI6 getting in the way a lot."

"Liar. I don't understand how Mossad pulls off all those assassination, when half of you can't even shoot."

"What do you know about it?"

"I believe there was one Mossad officer that attacked this team."

Gibbs's blood was boiling. How dare she? Ziva's face was turning red. Abby's eyes were starting to water. Tim was holding on to Abby. Jen looked pained. And Tony looked like he was going to kill someone.

"If you think Mossad marks man ship is so bad, please explain how we killed your team at paintball?"

"I doubt you could even beat me at a video game."

"Why don't we try?"

The pair walked over to the shooting game. They each picked up a gun. Tony inserted a few coins and the game was underway.

At the end of the game Ziva had won by a few hundred points.

"What!"

"You were saying…"

"Okay, look I am sorry about my earlier comment."

"Fine." But Tony could see she wasn't fine. After everyone had gone to play games, Tony pulled her over to talk to her.

"Ziva it isn't your fault. Come-on, I am going to win the most tickets and get you that stuffed bunny."

Tony pulled Ziva around the room and got enough tickets to get it. He went over and bought the rabbit. Tony handed it to Ziva. Ziva smiled and laughed.

The teams played until 8 when an employ came over and brought them to their lanes. Right next to each other…

A/N: Okay this is the intro to the next part. I needed the part about Ari so the team would be extra competitive. Please if you add this to favorites, review it!