Clay: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Peril: probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Clay: …oh.
Peril: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
Peril: My own mother… thought I was a monster…..… she was right of course but it still hurt.
Fjord: *opens his mouth to kill Clay*
Glory: SURPRISE MUTHAFAHKA *spits venom*
Fjord: OH GOD WHY?! THE PAIN!
Tsunami: Peril obviously likes you as more than a friend.
Clay: cool.
Tsunami: Clay, Peril really likes you. *nudge nudge*
Clay: cool.
Tsunami: CLAY, PERIL REALLLLLLLLLLLLLY LIKES YOU!
Clay: cool.
Tsunami: *flips table*
Horizon: *backs up against wall* NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
Queen Scarlet: How thrilling—
Glory: *puts claws to her throat* SAY 'THRILLING' ONE MORE TIME…
Morrowseer: Starflight, I must speak to you alone.
Tsunami: HAH, GAAAAY!
Dune: *runs at Scarlet* DUNE TO THE RESCUE!
Scarlet: *kills him* LEVEL UP
Tsunami: One day, Kestrel was playing fetch with her dog, and threw the stick. SOMEHOW, the stick got stuck up her BUM-hole, and it's been there, FOR ALL ETERNITY.
Clay: *spying on the guardians while in the water* Would it be wrong to really have to fart right now?
Peril: *burns Clay's shackles off* and…
Clay: NO PERIL DON'T!
Peril: aaaaAANNNDDDDD IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, WILLLLL ALLLWAAAAAAAAAAAAAYS
Clay: OH GOD, MY EARS!
Peril: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuUUUU!
Morrowseer: QUICK! IS ANYONE HERE A DOCTOR?!
Kestrel: I'm a doctor!
Blister: WELL YOU'RE A NERD! *pushes her off cliff and high-fives Morrowseer*
Dune: *ded*
Sunny: *gross sobbing*
Clay: He wasn't your dad or anything right?!
Dune's ghost: *rises* SUNNY, I AM YOUR…..uncle, or something.
Starflight: Holy cow-
Clay: COWS?! WHERE?!
Starflight: Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy.
Clay: Halp, that man stole my purse! D:
Glory: I'LL SAVE YOU! TREE POWERS ACTIVATE! *she pops into a tree*
Scarlet: *takes her away* I want this…BECAUSE OF REASONS
Clay: Tsunami, is that really you…?
Tsunami: Yeah, here to save the day when YOU'RE DROWNING IN CRAP!
Morrowseer: ENOUGH is ENOUGH! I'm tired of these muthafahking SNAKES on this muthafahking PLANE!
Blister: I HAVE AFFAIRS WITH SMEXY NIGHTWINGS!
Kestrel: *falls off cliff* it's going down, I'm yelling timber…
Clay: THINK ABOUT COWS THINK ABOUT COWS…
Morrowseer: *if he really was reading his mind* dafuq