Disclaimer: The character of Harry Potter, does not belong to me.

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'What do you mean you're Slytherin! Harry?' Harry wrote quickly as gold writing appeared shimmering briefly, before disappearing.

'I mean I was sorted into the house of Slytherin in my first year. Duh.' Came the green coloured response.

'Talking of which, what house are you in?' this time it was a new coloured writing that appeared. It was pink.

'Me?' Harry wrote back quickly and almost at once an angry red reply came through.

'God you're an idiot! Who else!? You're the new Harry!'

More writing, this time pink, appeared. 'Oh must you always be bitter? Harry dear, don't mind him. He's just bitter because he is the wrong-boy-who-lived! Harry. Now tell us, which glorious house of Hogwarts are you in?'

This was too much for Harry. A wrong-boy-who-lived! Harry? And why was the pink one calling him 'dear'?

'I'm in Gryffindor,' he wrote back in golden colour.

'So typical,' came the green Slytherin! Harry's reply.

'So what type of Harry are you, love?' came the pink writing again.

'Err…I don't know what you mean. I'm Harry. Just Harry. I was never told what type I'm supposed to be'

'Oh man, you really are an idiot. None of us are told! We all just know!' red writing from wrong-boy-who-lived! Harry came.

'Well, why don't you all tell me who you are? Maybe that will help?' Harry's golden coloured writing answered.

'Oh what a wonderful idea! We all know that green is Slytherin! Harry and red is wrong-boy-who-lived! Harry Now let me introduce my self. I'm non-magic! Harry'

Harry gaped at the yellow writing in front of him.

'You're a Muggle?' he wrote incredulously.

'Well I just call it being non-magic, but I guess I am a muggle, yeh.'

Pink writing crowded the page again, before Harry could write a response. 'And I am Hariette, Female! Harry.'

Harry dropped the book. Being a muggle he could somewhat stretch his imagination. But being a girl!?

'Excuse me? What do you mean you're a girl?'

'Well what do you think it means, genius? She's a female version of us. Instead of having a ding-dong down below she's got a ding-ding.' Came the usual sarcastic red writing.

Harry glowered at the writing before picking up his quill.

'So that' all of you?' he asked.

'Of course not' came the yellow writing of non-magic! Harry.

'You've still got dark! Harry, Super! Harry, Gay! Harry and a few others to meet. And you better get a name sorted out for yourself, sweetie.' Came the pink writing.

Harry shuddered at both the idea of a gay version of him and the reminder that somewhere in an alternate dimension a female version of him existed!

'I don't know. I've never given much thought to it,'

'You could be stupid! Harry. It fits you' came the red writing.

'Hey! I'm not stupid. I've done loads of things at Hogwarts.'

'Like what?' the yellow writing of non-magic! Harry asked.

'Well in my first year, I saved the philosopher's stone from the clutches of Voldemort. In my second year I saved my best friend's sister from dying in the chamber of secrets. In my third year I saved two innocent lives and only last year I took part in the Tri-Wizard tournament! How's that for stupid?' Harry wrote furiously in golden writing.

'And I thought I was amazing for managing to get an A* in Physics.' Came back the yellow writing.

'What's physics? A sport?' asked Slytherin! Harry with his green writing.

'It's a school subject! God, you don't know anything about my world.' Came the non-magic! Harry's reply.

'I suppose you could be Saviour! Harry. You seem to have done a lot of saving people's lives, eh?' Female! Harry's pink writing wrote.

'Uh alright…I'm not a hero or anything, though,' Harry replied.

'That's Super! Harry, don't worry…you can't get more 'heroic' than him.' Slytherin!Harry added.

Harry noted that there was a sense of sarcasm involved. What else did he expect from a Slytherin? They could never be straightforward.

'Well glad we got that sorted, would say its nice to meet you but that goes against my depressed personality. Got more side-kicking to do while Neville fights of all the enemies!' wrong-boy-who-lived! Wrote back in red.

I guess Neville is the chosen one in his dimension, Harry thought to himself.

'Yeh, I gotta go too. Talk later, Muggle…girl…Gryffindork!' the green writing of Slytherin! Harry wrote.

'I have to leave as well new friend and Hariette, I'll be online again later,'

In the corner of the inside cover, Harry noticed that there were a few names written in ink on the top.

Next to Slytherin!, Non-magic! and wrong-boy-who-lived! Harry was the word 'disconnected'

Next to Female! Harry's name was the small word 'available' written.

His attention was brought back to the middle of the first page again as pink writing of Female! Harry came back.

'Make sure to keep checking the book now-and-again. You still got a few more of us to meet! I'll catch you later…got a robes fitting to get to. Bye for now, honey!'

As the pink writing dissipated female!Harry's status changed from 'available' to 'disconnected'

Harry got up shakily and exited the room of requirements. It was past curfew, he realised but thankfully he had his invisibility cloak on him and he quietly crept back to his dorm room, his head spinning with the new information.

Harry's final thought that night, before sleeping off, was that he had to remember to tell Ron and Hermione.

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AN: Really hope this wasn't confusing! Once Harry's met everyone, I'll make a small key of which colours belong to which Harry because the characters are going to refer to each other by the colours (since saying Harry would be a bit silly) Please review and tell me what you think!