Hey Guys/Gals or whatever you wanna be. Some wanna be vampires, some wanna be pirates and some wanna be ninjas. Not me! I wanna be a mermaid! I know…I have no life.

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Dear Log,

Out of all the girls I know besides Angelina Jolie, Bella Swan is the hottest of them all! She is so hot that every time I see her I sweat really badly. Log, I can't even lift up my armpits without showing off my wet sweat patch to the world. How embarrassing! And Bella would be embarrassed about her future husband having sweat patches. It not my fault she is so hot.

Anyway, Log, I think Bella Swan came to our town and school at the perfect time. The spring dance is coming up and its girl's choice. I know that I'm Bella's first choice. I have rejected most girls just so I can go with her. Okay…that was a lie, no one has asked me yet but don't tell Mom about that!

I watched her all day during all the classes we had together. Expect PE, because when I was staring at her amazing body and pillow hair I kept getting hit in the head by the ball. But, every time I got hit I looked at Bella and she gave me one of those sexy grins and asked if I was all right.

I told her yes every time, I don't wanna look like a wuss in front of her! How un-sexy and un-manly. She totally craves my sexy body and rock hard abs.

After school I went with Eric, Tyler and other dudes to the local café near by the school. We were goofing around and making jokes between us. And then, Log, God was sent another miracle! Bella Swan arrived at the same café! I went over and greeted her because that's how cool I am.

She said hi to me and I was about to ask her out on a date (and to the back of my car) but before I could she told me her Dad was waiting for her inside and I did not want to get her Dad to give a talk about dating his daughter. So I let her pass and told her I'll see her at school.

But this is the most embarrassing part. Tyler and Eric told me to do my special dance. You know, the one where I shake my ass. And I forgot that Bella was inside and totally saw me! It was so awkward and the worst part was her Dad aka Chief Swan also saw me. He is totally gonna give me the dating my daughter talk.

Not sexy.

But thank God I left before her. Me and the guys went cruising around Forks singing loudly to 'Baby Got Back'. That is a damn good song. I couldn't help but think of Bella Swan when the words 'making me so horny' came up. I sang the loudest. And I couldn't help to my Mike Newton dance. It's the greatest dance in the world.

Now diary, I mean Log! LOG! I have something very very very important to tell you. Will you promise not to tell anyone else? You promise? Oh yeah, you're a book you can't tell anything unless they read you! Note to Mike: Hide this book under my bed. Yes no one will find it there!

MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My secret is:

I think the Cullens see dead people!

I know how am I going to prove this to Bella and my other friends? Its impossible but I know if I prove that the Cullens can see dead people they will be kicked out of Fork forever and Bella will have no lab partner…I'll have to somehow ditch my partner to be Bella's but I'll sort that out once I get Cullen out of the way.

OOOH! MUM IS MAKING CHEESE THINGS!!! YAY! I must go now! I shall finish this later. I will now place you under my bed.