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chapter 1...
Aight, so this is THE LAST remake of My Girl okay? Okay.
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pop, crakle, snap... The fire was large and warm compared to the cold night air. Bankotsu had left to hunt ten minutes ago. Unfortunately for Kagome, Bankotsu tied her to a tree.

"God dammit Bankotsu." Kagome whispered to herself.
"God damn me what?" Bankotsu asked. He was sitting on the branch directly on top of Kagome. "Hey, bitch, you know how to cook?" Bankotsu asked.
"Maybe. why?" Kagome asked.

Bankotsu jumped down with a couple skinned boars.
"Because you are gonna cook these." Bankotsu said. He tossed his new boar skin cloak over his shoulder and pulled out a dagger. He cut Kagome's leg and wrist bindings. "Now get cooking." Bankotsu sheathed his dagger.

Kagome stood up and walked to the fire where the boar lay. While she was cooking she wondered what her sister was up to now.

Bankotsu whistled. "Hey, yo, wench! That boar done yet?" Bankotsu called out.
"Bankotsu I am NOT a wench!" Kagome shouted.

Bankotsu looked Kagome up and down.
"Oh, I get it now!Guessing by what your wearing...Your a whore! It makes perfect sence!" Bankotsu said smiling.
"What? I am not a whore? for your information, I'm still a virgin!" Kagome shouted. Her face was a deep shade of red.
"Huh...That's interesting. A eighteen year old virgin." Bankotsu smirked.

Kagome stared at Bankotsu with a look of utter disgust.
"Sit! Fucking sit!" Kagome screamed.
Bankotsu raised an eyebrow. "Sit? What do I look like? A dog?" Bankotsu chuckled.

"Oh shit." Kagome said. She had completely forgot that Bankotsu was not Inuyasha.
"Hey, shut the fuck up and make my dinner bitch." Bankotsu smiled.
"Who the fuck do you think your calling a bitch you parentless poor undead fuckhead." Kagome screamed. "Oh fuck." Kagome squeaked when she realized what she said.

Within half of a second Bankotsu dashed to Kagome and held Banryu to her throat. The razor sharp edge bit into the soft flesh of her neck.

"Fuck you say?" Bankotsu said. His eyes narrowed and turned to a dark shade of blue.
"N-nothing." Kagome replied.
"'S what i thought." Bankotsu pulled the blade away and licked the blood off of his companion. "Now cook my dinner...bitch." Bankotsu whispered.

-The Next Morning-

"Hey get up." Bankotsu said nudging Kagome with his foot.
"nooooo just ten more minutes." Kagome moaned.
Bankotsu kicked her hard. "I said GET THE FUCK UP!" Bankotsu shouted.

Kagome sprung up holding her ribs and coughing.

"Ow! Bankotsu, can't you let me sleep for ten fucking minutes?" Kagome whined.
"No. Now get up or I'll tie you up again." Bankotsu said lifting Kagome up by her collar.
"Fine, fine." Kagome said as she rubbed her neck.

-Later-

Bankotsu walked a fair distance behind Kagome. He figured out if he's certain distance behind her he can peek up her skirt. He licked his lips. Kagome, thinking that because Bankotsu is a fair distance behind her she can make a successful escape. She dashed into the woods.

"Dammit." Bankotsu sighed. "One...two...three...four...five..." Bankotsu counted. "Six...seven...eight...nine...ten!" Bankotsu shouted as he dashed in the direction opposite of Kagome.

-Kagome-

Kagome sprinted. Her legs were on fire and she was breathing heavily. She closed her eyes than was pushed back into a tree.

-Bankotsu-

Bankotsu sighed and took off into the direction opposite of Kagome. He sprinted, crouched down, and slammed his palms into Kagome's chest knocking her into a tree.

-all-

Bankotsu tisked. "Kagome, I'm hurt." Bankotsu chuckled. He connected his foot with Kagome's chin sending her backwards.
"You don't fucking run away." Bankotsu said. He picked Kagome up by her neck "'Cause next time you do I'll slit your fucking throat." He chuckled.

Kagome began clawing at Bankotsu's large hand.

"Am I understood?" Bankotsu asked.

"Y-Ye...YES!" Kagome squeeked.

"Good." Bankotsu dropped her harshly.

Kagome fell on her back coughing violently. Tears streaked down her cheeks.

"Now get up. We've got a ton of ground to cover." Bankotsu chuckled.