Sirius: The title offends me! I can give good adivce! This just wasnt the best advice to give.
James: I really hate you for telling me this!
Lily: I think that you are a git for actually doing it.
Remus: My turn for Disclaimer; Witch07 does not own anything Harry Potter. That is the works of a lady that goes by J.K Rowling.
Peter: So enjoy Sirius' horrid advice.
Sirius: *Scoff*
Passing Notes
Chapter 2: Sirius gives good advice?
"I solemnly swear it is time to write notes." James said to the next parchment.
The Marauders would like to present;
Marauders notes!
JP: Merlin, tonight's patrol was awesome!
SB: Did you kiss her?
JP: I wish!
SB: Then how was it awesome?
JP: Because I spent three whole hours with my love!
SB: But you didn't kiss her?
JP: If I kissed her, I would be running around right now.
SB: Where are you right now?
JP: Common Room. Where are you?
SB: Common Room.
JP: Hey! I see you!
RL: James! Sirius! You don't have to yell across the common room! Some people are trying to sleep!
JP: Well those people are losers!
PP: I was trying to sleep! You guys are loud! So shut up!
JP: Really Wormtail?
PP: jkfhoeuFDFH OFHfhkfa
JP: I think he is asleep.
SB: I cant read what he wrote
RL: That's because it is gibberish
SB: ?
JP: ?
RL: It means that it means nothing
SB: That is still confusing.
LE: Of course you think that is confusing.
SB: Hey Evans!
RL: Hey Lily
JP: Hello Lils
LE: Hi Remus.
SB: You forgot me!
JP: And me.
LE: I didn't forget you. I was just informing you that you should keep quiet or im going to come down there and quiet you myself. I don't really care about these notes. Just stay quiet and don't wake anyone else.
JP: I know a way you could quiet me.
LE: Goodnight Potter, Black. Remus.
RL: Night Lily
SB: Night Evans
JP: Goodnight Lil Flower
LE: I wish you would stop calling me that!
JP: I wonder where she is right now?
SB: Stalker much?
JP: No, just because she heard us. And I don't want to have an angry Lily Flower.
RL: She is probably in her dorm.
JP: I knew that. I meant how high up she is. I wish we could go into the girls dorms. I want to see them.
SB: Me too!
RL: I am leaving this now, you two are disgusting.
SB: By Moony!
JP: Talk to you later Remus!
SB: I got a date with Mary tomorrow to Hogsmeade.
JP: That's cool. I wish Lily would go with me!
SB: Maybe it would be smart to make her jealous
JP: I never thought of that! Thanks Sirius!
SB: That's what I am here for. Now I better go to bed. Night Prongs.
JP: Night Padfoot.
"How much do you think that that would have worked?" James asked Fred.
"Nothing. I don't know much about girls. But I do have a little sister, and I know that she wouldn't get jealous off of something like that." Fred said.
"Right, Roxie wouldn't get jealous off of that. Though she is only nine." James said. "I just don't think that Grandmum Lily would go out with Grandpa James."
"Only one way to find out right?" Fred said.
A/N: Hope you enjoyed this chapter.